With all due respect to anon, I could not possibly disagree more with the fundamental premise of this question. It is not at all okay for any girl to talk about going #2, ever! In fact, if there is anything more grose than those girls who think it’s cool to be ‘one of the guys,’ I am having a hard time thinking of it.
I’m not talking about your average tomboy (which is fine and kind of cute/hot), I’m talking about the ones who go out of their way to do disgusting, foul shit as though it makes them cool. Always burping and farting in front of everyone then laughing about it like a 12 year old boy. Often seen moshing, fighting, or doing other boy stuff like skateboarding or jiu-jitsu, and wearing grose boy clothes like camo shorts and skate shoes. Likely to have some kind of butthurt, defensive response like ‘Sorry I’m not a girly-girl who likes fuckin Strawberry Shortcake or whatever!’ that is deployed whenever someone is visibly groced out by how disgusting they are.
Tay does NOT approve of girls who burp, fart or do other decidedly un-ladylike things. She says “It’s sad that you don’t feel pretty, but farting in front of boys you like is not the answer!!”
I am not exactly sure what the driving force behind this kind of revolting behavior is, but my guess is that it’s a sour grapes thing: they don’t feel confident enough in their ability to be pretty or cute, so they pretend to embrace being grose. Either way, I definitely do NOT agree that it’s ok for hot girls to fart, talk about pooping, mosh, or dress like a grose boy. This is because I do not want to fuck 14 year-old boys, or girls who look and act like them.
What do u think about girls who act like ‘just one of the guys’?? Is it ever OK for girls to fart or talk about pooping in front of you??? Why don’t these girls act more like Tay and less like Crayon Shin-Chan????
Sarge… I agree completely. I have chick friends that will talk this way, but there’s no way I’m fix to be tryin to get with a girl that just ripped one. Soft/10
“Why don’t these girls act more like Tay and less like Crayon Shin-Chan????”
I fucking lost it the moment I read that sentence haha.
I struggled to find a more accessible comparison than Shin-chan but it really is the perfect characterization of those girls act (and how grose they come off)
was actually so amused by that comment that someone asked why i was smiling at my laptop
This is how I look at every SYWH post. Everyone in freshman mortuary class thinks i’m fucking weird.
> in mortuary school
> self-identifies as ‘not weird’
10/10
I have nothing against girls being bros as long as it’s like the female equivalent of a bro, whatever that is. When a bish tries to actually act like a dude it’s weird and grose :(
Isn’t it just generally grose to fart? I mean, when you’re in company of close friends it’s hilarious, but doing it in general public or around women is just dumb and immature, same as if women do it.
I have some female bros, they still look good and aren’t immature. There’s a big difference between girls that can hang out with a group of guys and just have a regular good time and girls who are trying so desperately to fit in with a group of guys that they will do any stereotypically male thing. The latter is gross and dumb, and thankfully not usually experience out of like middle school.
:)
Back in uni days, my classmates are all female and I was the only bro. Over the time I became more like them and lost touch with my manly side. So much I lost it they farted and make groce female jokes as if there no male presence at all. It was a nightmare, especially when you didn’t get the chance to get laid with any of them. Does that make me a beta fggt?
I only like girls who smell good, and I am not into girls who are like dudes or have similar interests to me. I am around dudes all the time, so girls should be girly and into their own things. Also girls don’t poop and I refuse to believe otherwise. If a guy farts or does gross stuff, its like funny or whatever. If a girl does it, it is the complete opposite reaction and it actually really gross.
girls don’t poop
that is not true– the ugly ones do.
lawl
I know a kyut girl who got rly drunk at a party and pooped on the floor once
fucking gold post…
fucken hate it when bishes do any type of gross shit…
some of em can’t help it tho via prolly being the only girl in the fam outta like 8 brothers n shit…
but cmon mija at least try to smell good and look hott and stop fucken burping… shit ain’t helping you @ all….
Lost my shit @ “mija” for some reason lol
#lilttlelatinothings
I have NEVER EVER heard a girl fart….
girls do fart…
it’s just that, normal girls are adept at making those farts invisible from your audible hearing.
And yes to the female bros reading this–Farts and poop and snots are a part of your natural biology. But as expected of a girl you’re supposed to make it less obvious. Like farting when nobody’s looking, for example.
I actually thought I liked this type of stuff in girls… until I met a girl who photographed her own poop.
See also: Girls who front hardcore and/or punk bands. It doesn’t sound very nice to say, but the truth is that 99.99999999% of said females is just DYING to get ‘get in your face’ and ‘show u that they can fuck shit up much harder than any dude could’, on and off the stage.
Girl singers of crust punk bands don’t count however, because they and the dudes in that scene scrape from the same filthy bottom of the barrel when it comes to personal conduct and appearance, and are both similarly unbearable [via 'fuck gender roles'].
Oops, this posted in the wrong place :(
Also, I know no less than two girls that have taken pictures of their own shit, and sometimes thinking about it makes me question the choices I have made in life.
I would add that it is NOT okay to define your band as ‘female fronted hardcore’. However it is fine to have front girl if they’re not all up in your face about it. They can be pre cool via being basically a bro w/o the package.
Singer chick in this band has mad enrgy live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uh7YTu_avNo
controversial opinion: hyperfemininity and hypermasculinity from any gender is fucking annoying and I hate it.
This. In both cases it just comes off as extremely forced, weird and unnatural. As if the person is not comfortable in their own skin.
Thank you.
Could not possibly back this post harder! Worst thing in the fucking world!
It tenderizes my butt when they call everyone “dude” or “man” and it sounds super awkward and forced. They constantly have wounds / scabs / damages on their skin from trying to keep up with the bros and failing / injuring themselves (via pretending to be rly rly into skating or bmx or whatever) The whole farting / burping / pooping thing is mind bottling, literally does not compute why they think anyone would be down with that.
Also girls who call everyone cunt. Brb vomming.
OOOOH this.
I dunno how prevalent it is in gods country, but srs when girls say cunt I cringe internally.
“Pls bitch take ur foul mouth elsewhere omg”
inb4 the plotline of every “ugly duckling girl befriends a slutty cheerleader and becomes beautiful” movie ever
‘as you can tell by my frequent, forced use of taboo language, i seriasly dont even care what u think’
I’ve heard the word cunt has quite a different meaning in Australia. In the US, it can be a major trigger for womyinsts to have a tantrum
yeah man. my ex used to say, “love ya cunt” and id say back, “love ya too cunt”
seriously doesnt mean anything down in Aussie land, its actually a term of endearment.
like.. if one of my good friends calls they will start with “hey cunt what’s garn on?” and I would say something like.. “fuck all cunt!”
but… if say you are out drinking, and some cunt grabs your girls arse or something, then its mate. “Hey mate, fuck ya do that for?”
to a reply, “You wanna fucken go mate?”
In summary, in Australia Cunt = Mate
Mate = Cunt.
Woah.
Such a depressingly accurate and derpy picture of our culture :(
I srs hate it when girls use cunt heaps though its fucking grose. Mostly because dudes who use cunt as a term of endearment are nearly all grose white bogans who drive filth-of-gay rebuilt commodores and have tribal tatts (some exceptions apply) and I’d rather die than associate with bishes from that side of the tracks (srs)
yeah i know dat feel bro, i hated it at first, id be all like.. scuse me…. but I just got used to it via being called a cunt lovingly every day.
mind you.. in my future im looking to be called something else like babe or something else than cunt, and if i hear a chick saying cunt for any other reason than they stubbed their toe, im outta there.
#homesick
now i wanna someone to do a post on tribal tatts!!! whorely shit wood i wanna read dat hustler-mag status post/10….
Bill Goldberg and every other retarded roided up wrastler wood be proud!!!
i think my brain just exploded
“i’ll let you do anything you say, as long as you say it with your hands” – real life lyrics from tay’s new album.
conflicted by this. Part of me couldn’t bare to taint her perfection with such impure thoughts, but then THIS THROBBING, RAGING BONER SAYS OTHERWISE.
i’ll do*
Girls who claim to play COD. Ewwwwwwww.
Girls who claim to be “comic book nerds” because they recently got into the walking dead / the Avengers
But to be fair, guys who claim to like girly things are even worse.
I mean if you’re gay, you probably like girly things by nature, which is fine. But when straight guys do it to attract girls, it is the saddest thing you will ever see :’(
There’s a lot of dudes on the internet who are into My Little Pony. They aren’t even doing it to attract bishes, they’re just straight wack.
Brony-luv is reel u hater!!
I back this comment with utmost hardness.
I actually know a cute girl is a legit comic book nerd, like moreso than every guy I know. Pretty cool, she let’s me read her new comics before our criminal investigation (I’m watching you darkie) class.
I’m British, and over here men are expected to be men (play sports, earn the money etc). The idea that a male, let-alone a grown male would collect a little girl’s toy-range, is alien.
Personally, caring about video games and comic books (lol’ing at ppl who use “poser” in any legit context) is about as disgusting as liking cartoon ponies or whatevs.
Being “just one of the guys” is obviously lame, but being able to come hang out when you want to hang out with bros too is def a plus imo. Basically, you just need some moderation as usual. Chill enough to laugh along with stupid jokes, lame enough to stop you from doing stupid shit.
file under: things i thought made a girl “cool” and “unique” until i actually slept with one.
mirin your insight (srs)
So p much every canadian girl I have ever met
WHY I OUGHTA…agree with you, sadly.
Sad 4 u, especially since you do not have the osmotic ability to pull in OTW’s from nearby poorer countries like the US has
I can only imagine the horror the US female population would be without being flooded with OTW’s
Don’t speak too fast, Toronto is like the azn/indian hub(srs), plenty of OTW families just skip over the U.S. and stay there.(especially my Jamaican-ass family)
Yes… i back this via a supreeme song mentioning montreal pussy =D Toronto is like the NY of canada IMHO… Montreal= french basten… and like vancouver (which nobody lykes)= The south (which nobody EVER fucken lykes/ fucken grose)
True. The one problem with OTWs in Canada is that, aside from the major centers, OTWs are rare and the ones you’d pass over without a thought in “the 909″ are practically movie stars here because “OMG you’re from Cuba that’s so exotic do you know Fidel?”
do u guys even western canada
so many flips
so many
eww flips fucken groce brah… those are the cerrotes of the azn world. plus even the hott ones get harpoon syndrome like most nationalities conquered by spanish conquistadors do.. disregard flips (even though they’re everywhere nowaday… now i know why some peepz hate on the stereotypical mexican lol), acquire koreans/japs/vietnamese bishes via being flat yet cute n skinny and dat bedroom moaning/10
*an fucking award imo
“Often seen moshing, fighting, or doing other boy stuff like skateboarding or jiu-jitsu”
Being a guy rolling with girls is a lose/lose situation for dudes via being required to act like a limp grappling dummy and let girls set shit up on you or risk charges of ‘using strength instead of technique’ or something else Rorion Gracie takes very seriously.
Caveat to that: I would smash the fuck out of Ronda Rousey or Gina Carano….Well, more like let them smash me
Ronda Rousey is actually kind of a good example of what I am talking about in this post– she is fine as shit, but completely ruins it by burping, swearing and just basically having the personality of a 7th grade boy.
Ah, was not aware of her actual personality. How sad.
I don’t know what Gina is like IRL, but on screen she has old school Hollywood bombshell lady magnetism. Check out HAYWIRE to watch her brutalize hunky actors while lookin gorgeous doin it between long bouts of boring dialogue.
From what people in the MMA world tell me, Gina is actually really reserved and sweet IRL– they called her a ‘girly girl.’ brb crush just increased by 1 zillion
I mainly know Gina through various gifs of her smiling and acting all cute while dressed in appropriate female fashion. She strikes me more as a strong woman with good sensibilities. I don’t think she’s trying to impress anyone with farts and crotch grabs.
NGL, if Marloes Coenen fixed her ears I’d totes have a crush via soft-spoken Northern Euro bownarz & Golden Glory connections.
the trick is to just smash on the girls mma wise not up in the guts wise. I slammed a chick with a takedown, and ever since she has been all into me. Too bad she is not attractive.
Dude. This, rolling with girls is guaranteed to be awkward. You’re either an asshole that smashes or a punk for getting sub’d. LOSE LOSE. HOWEVER, I’ve DEF been rolled up by some redic good brown/black chicks and have no shame about it via reinforcing how tight BJJ actually is.
Girl is watching football game. Girl emails,pages,texts,calls,
Facebooks,tweets,and sends postcard to every boy She has met in the last 5 years to let them kno watching the game. Girl is Very cool. Girl is one of the boys.
I think its’allgood if a bish enjoys doing dude stuff except moshing,what type of civilised person enjoys bumping against other retarded individuals in a closed hot sweaty environment while satanic music plays in the background is beyond me. As for burping, farting and talking about shit(literally)….brb penis is shrinking.
A well-developed abdomen is the only manly thing I will accept and find attractive in a woman.
i don’t know any of these farting/skating/moshing girls, so i’m just imagining chuck e. cheese with an uggo girl face.
yah or the kool aid bro
At first I lol’d, but then I really imagined it, and I cringed.
Spot on post. I know a lot of this via dating a girl who became an extremely butch lesbian. She was into BMX/skateboarding/moshing, dressing like a 12 year old boy, vulgar/violent sense of humor, and claiming to be an excellent metal drummer (she’s not).
claiming to be an excellent metal drummer
if that isn’t a sign to run in the opposite direction until you drop from exhaustion i don’t know what is
Ha drunk decisions, man. I asked her about being able to play blastbeats or do gravity rolls at one point and she was like “lol wats that”.
lol faggot girl didn’t even know what a gravity blast was.
Can’t claim to be metal and not know skillz like that.
lol @ women being incapable of retaining even the slightest bit of technical information
One time she told me Parkway Drive isn’t metal in the least bit. Then I asked her to show me true metal and she put on some Nightwish.
brb cleaning vomit from keyboard
Man, I had to look up who Nightwish was. It was like hearing about about genital mutilation in africa for the first time then looking it up. brb donating to non-profit org that will stop this atrocity.
The most hilarious thing she would do was 1) Be racist towards her own ethnic background (irish/german)
2) Say blazingly sexist things and completely mean it. So glad I never see her anymore.
“Be racist towards her own ethnic background (irish/german)”
lulwut?
Like “Irish ppl are the (racial slurs) of Europe”. I heard her say that around a black person AND an Irish person.
I literally cringed at this
I bet you cringed way less than I did when it actually happened.
funniest comment on here yet imo
“But to be fair, guys who claim to like girly things are even worse.
I mean if you’re gay, you probably like girly things by nature, which is fine. But when straight guys do it to attract girls, it is the saddest thing you will ever see :’(”
Sadly, this is me. I have 4 sisters (2 younger and 2 older) and my only brother is 17 years older than I. I’ve always had a much easier time making friends with females than d00dz via my distaste for sports and other shit that guys are into. Not that I’m into theatre or anything like that.
I’ve always done well with banging randoms, but other times it’s like being the straight version of a girl’s token gay friend (half sleeve based on Descendents and Sepultura logos (I srs have those) gets you laid 0% of the time). Listening to Desi Arnaz and Pansy Division in the car makes your family’s gaydar erroneously go off.
My dad has always been alpha-as-fuck via being srs fitness bro while performing heart transplants and being able to pick up women by merely glancing at them. Somehow, I picked up traits from my mom and sisters instead.
Somehow, I picked up traits from my mom and sisters instead.
*shaking fist at the sky and screaming WHYYYYYYY?!*
gooby pls
I’m a female and I definitely don’t think it’s ok to announce that kind of shit. It’s groce af.I think girls can mosh if they want, but don’t complain when you don’t get treated as a princess.
nice bathroom cleavage pic wood sniff ur hair
girls who mosh are a disaster 100% of the time. It’s science.
I know a girl who moshed drunk at a show and ran up to me and started punching me in the chest while i stood king kong style roaring.
Yes, biggest female disaster ever
This is where i come in and say something funny regarding one of my grose ex mexi-thrash bishes moshing/headbanging wiff me that ended in disaster back in HS but honestly…. i was drunk off 40s throughout all of my HS years… thank god for koreans/habibs and their liqour stores in every corner in the ghetto =D
Just finished a post where I have a picture of Felicia Day exclaiming “I’m just one of the guys!” Brought up SYWH and see that teh Sarge has post about girls being 1 of the guise. :(
:(
Not trying to bite style. Barely related to the actual subject of the post and meant it more in a “I’m totally the center of attention but no one should acknowledge that” moreso that “smell my sour girl farts while we toss the ol’ pigskin back and forth.”
Via being loosely related to rural scene-ish types, I have known many a girl like this. It makes my penis shoot back up into my pelvis.
sorry dude, i didnt see that post! my apologies
POST IT ANYWAYS (srs)
We can have a vote for SYWH king of the hill, whoever’s post is best on the same subject wins something rly cool, like a crown icon on top of their username
But seriously, I want to see your version. Can you at least email it to me? Or maybe post it in the forums?
Are you a Black Uncle too?
I call shenanigans
Only kind of women who can legitimately be “one of the guys” and not come across as trying too hard or annoying are full-bore diesel dykes. Totally underrated people, by the way.
Also, lol@girls on OKCupid: “I’m not your typical girly-girl: I’d rather go fishing and four-wheeling and watch the Packers game with the guys than go shoe shopping!” #jockbaiting
Not sure why guys would want that. The whole point of sports/outdoor recreation/etc is so you can bro down with bros, not to bro down with hos.
If you ever see a hot chick at a sporting event, you also see a really annoyed boyfriend who’s tired of explaining what’s happening to her. Even worse is if she’s loud and overly enthusiastic about the team and starts shit with rival fans, because then the bro has to defend her even though he knows she’s being a real bish. The novelty of the sports-loving girlfriend wears off quickly and our protagonist goes and finds himself a girl who likes north face, uggs, and watching reality tv.
“Even worse is if she’s loud and overly enthusiastic about the team and starts shit with rival fans, because then the bro has to defend her even though he knows she’s being a real bish.”
this is almost exactly word-by-word of what a guy said to me about her (thank god now ex) girlfriend.
I’m manly as fuck (I think) and I HATE fishing/the outdoors and can’t understand football culture. If I were into online dating (squeezes girlfriend gratefully) I’d avoid that foolishness and gravitate toward girls who openly said shit like “I like reality shows, spend all my discretionary income on cosmetics and my interests in life are texting with my BFFs and playing with my dog.”
I basically agree with your post but i make a big difference depending on the relationship!
If I live with the girl then i EXPECT to hear a fart or a burp from time to time…I mean girls are human beeings and i take it as a clue about how comfortable the said girl is with my presence. And there is nothing worth than waking up in the middle of the night cause the girl u sleeping with farts a literal shitstorm while sleeping from keeping it in the whole day!!!!
But as long as I dont live with her ure absolutely right
I know from my sisters that girl group dynamics can be REALLY disgusting when no guy is around!
Well yeah, I mean shit happens (literally). But that is different from girls who go out of their way to burp and fart on you all the time.
And ps i have lived with my azn for 3 years and not ONCE have we ever burped or farted in front of each other!
5 1/2 years for me man.
honestly?! I think thats sad (srs)
I feel awkward when living with a women for 1 month without hearing a fart (and i hate it cause it fartblocks me also)…i mean were all human and everything that comes with it, no need to make oneself look better than one is – if theres real trust in a relationship – especially with those silly little things like body functions where everybody is EXACTLY the same!
(to be honest my experience seems to indicate that azn bishes do fart less than others, or they do it just real clever…dont know, i didnt go too deep into it lol)
I was like you with 19, i still remember the stomach pains ;)
on the other hand i think guys who fart in public or bros who do in a chilling round as disgusting as those girls…but i dont want to fuckem anyway so no real fuck given
tldr comment about farting women…outperforming myself with this one!
They probably wear that thong-tha-thong-thong-thong more than white bishes.
Jenna Marbles revealed the trade secret.
I know from my sisters that girl group dynamics can be REALLY disgusting when no guy is around!
Having completed nursing school, I can further attest to this.
Goddamn you im jelly… i’m only in my first semester of my first year… may god help me and spare me of settling down with another harpoon syndrome nurse…. only hot guera techs, specialty areas, n MD’s are real!!!
Good luck, shits not fun, but I’ve got a lot more of it in my future. I finished LVN (big mistake), so I really hope you are doing RN. I’m applying for BSN programs and hopefully starting one next fall, there is absolutely no work for LVNs anymore and from what I hear BSN is the way to go nowadays. I just hope having an LVN license gives my application a boost (praying it wasn’t a COMPLETE waste of time)
Should I be embarrassed or proud that I instantly understood the Crayon Shin-Chan reference?
I mean… you can spin it however you want but the facts are the facts :/
this post has helped me in my ability to be good and lovely, thank you d
Srs question: Does it make your weenis sad when otherwise normal girls like phaggy boy stuff like Troo HXC and fan-subbed animu, or can that be explained away as an endearing character flaw like alcoholism or being born with a penis)
if a girl was into that stuff then it’s overwhelmingly likely that she is far too groce for me to care about
Massive lol at the big fat “DO U WANT A FUCKING AWARD” pic, oh lawdy yes
Also, bonus question: what about girly mum bishes that converse with other mums in horrific, traumatizing detail about the birth of their 400 children? I was unfortunate enough to accidentally stumble upon a pair of young milfs talking about afterbirth and blood and burth canals and more afterbirth and placentas and shit. Is it totally ok to just recklessly discuss the horror within earshot of other people? Talking about it amongst themselves somewhere where no poor bastard cleaner is gonna hear is ok, but sweet satan, take your vulgarities elsewhere you harpies!
I classify that shit in the same column as breast feeding and everything else that perverts the bodies of women away from sexual stuff into abomination.
See also: Menstruation, Abject Denial Of
but u probably love suckin at tits…
and some of the best fucks i had was while my gfs had their period…girls do get crazy on those days, but not always in a bad way! But that really depends on the girl though…can also be very nasty
need to grow up a bit guys
growing up is for fags
^
your name is so misleading:(
Skipping morning sex and moving straight to breakfast after she gives you dutch oven and thinks it’s hilarious.
RIP Morning Wood Fairy
Hahahahahahah literal lol at this
i’m glad i went from grose tomboy into hot blonde once i got my shit together : ) it’s actually really hard to avoid it if you grow up around only men your whole life. but backed i live with a bunch of girls now and they’re nasty as fuck when guys arent around.
If a girl chooses to be ‘one of the guys’ she basically gives up any right to be seen as a girl or prospective girlfie in the dudes eyes. End.
I heard a girl fart once. I thought it was cute cuz at first she giggled and was embarressed. Then I thought about it for awhile. I now live 3000miles away from her.
I’ve met two girls in my lifetime that have openly said and demonstrated the fact they can fart out of their vagoo, I could never look at them the same again.
A guy friend of mine dated this hot model a couple of times, he’s attracted to her, she’s voluptous and all that but seems to be “one of the guys’” type. I occasionally heard of bitch fights between her and other girls, so I guess these types have pretty fiery temper.
One time my guy friend was stuck in a traffic jam and a truck just cut off in front of her car. the girl pressed the horn a few times, rolled down the windows, and said “F___k you!” a million times complete with the middle finger.
The truck driver got out of his truck and walked towards them. (poor guy just froze in terror, I mean this trucker is huge). The girl not taking any of it, got out of the car, and picked a fight with him–right on the middle of the street! She was using every swear word imaginable and this trucker was making sexist remark and rape threats. Amazingly the trucker backed off (prolly couldn’t stand her incessant yapping) and got back into his vehicle.
When the girl got back to the car, my guy friend said, “you know, if you pick a fight with a trucker again, and the guy rapes you for real, I won’t intervene…
…oh wait as a matter of fact, I’ll join in for a threesome.”
LOL!
The guy recently told me he dated a new girl, some girly girl from London. Bless you dude!