In this photo, noted producer/SYWH contributor DJ TWOSTACKS, KREAYSHAWN, and one of the old SYWH ‘seen4lyfe’ shirts (still available, paypal $12 to stuffyouwillhate@gmail.com with your size)
KREAYSHAWN and I have come a long way together, from my first post about “Gucci Gucci” when it only had like 50,000 views, to when we had to update our status to ‘its complicated’ after she caught me watching that video of LIL DEBBIE rolling around in her underwear, and of course that special moment when one of her creepy fans gave us ‘YOU HAVE THE ABILITY.’ What I am trying to say is, at this point I consider her one of my closest friends (technically speaking I have never actually met her but idk I do not feel like that is important).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnsQ4NY63Mk
This is my favorite song on her album. It is about being besties, just hanging out and being derps doing whatever. Makes me think of those days when my BFF and I would stay up all night, painting each others toenails, giggling and talking about boys and basically just being the most random ppl ever lol
Might wanna re-caption that picture “friendzoned”.
Thought this was serious. Almost as disappointed as last night when I saw the movie Savages.
I don’t understand. Which part of this post did you interpret as not serious? I do not joke about these things.
I thought you were going to be reported on having actually met her and I was super excited
Barbie Princess Phone/10
her instagram feed sustains me.
her instagram fans are mindbottling– ‘U LOOK GOOD I WANNA FUK U EVEN IF U WEARIN BLUE HAIR LOL’
If u don’t like Kreay we can’t b BFFs
I don’t have any friends irl :(
Stay posi.
that bff song is awesome dont really like the rest.. maybe im too rich/white
so little gold in her mouth?
i am dissappoint daughter
“and basically just being the most random ppl ever lol” – cringe. good work.
‘this is me and my bestie being derps at the mall everybody was staring at us like wtfffff are they even doing but we’re just like whatever lol’
Sometimes I really do wonder if this 30-something ex-hardcore dude persona is really just a front run by 15-year old girl. Puppet Master style.
that would be a very advanced internet persona– the ultimate postmodern reversal of the typical ‘creepy old dude pretending to be cute young girl’ thing
You should try and cultivate this. Old dude sockpuppeting a teen girl sockpuppeting Old Dude would be mindbottling.
He should just start selling all the guest writers as his multiple personalities. People still confuse them with him anyways.
Lol at privelidge-checking Sarge for using the “N-Bomb” under his black alter ego.
‘whoa, i’m not racist– some of my fake best friends are black!’
p sure most tumblr Social Justice Warriors check their privilege via their imaginary black/hispanic jewish transgendered disabled imaginary friends.
META PERSONA
This reminds me of the game “Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2″ where there is that droid representing the galactic crime syndicate, but no one has ever actually met the boss he supposedly represents, and if you involve it in enough quests and ask it enough questions you basically figure out that there is no person behind the syndicate and it is actually run by the droid. GOTO was its name IIRC
ugh SPOILERS TAG!!! this game is like less than 10 years old!
as always, strong username to post ratio
<3 u bro!
tfw you realize Sgt D is actually tr00 pop punk girl
then wood date sgt D based on him being tro0o pop punk girl… can i be posi witchu? i promise to ask you to kiss you and hold your hand and ask you to “go steady” one day… teehee… =D
it made me ded
The guy in that friendship pic is all like “this is my sex”
fucking lol
LOL!
TWOSTACKS looks strange without the beard.
Seconded. He looks like a 30 y.o. michael Cera
he’s 23 :(
I think he looks younger in that pic accualy
i thought we were BFFs :’(
“Oh, um……..well me and Kreay were already planning to hang out this weekend, but maybe some other time!”
on a related note I was wearing my old SYWH shirt the other day and mirin how nicely fitting it was and musing on how well it reflected the SYWH brand.
Anyone who prefers the new shirts is obvs a subhuman poseur
Anyone who prefers the new shirts is obvs a subhuman poseur
‘i only like the demo’
Dat picture
Also, is TwoStacks really 23? I just turned 24 last Thursday and was bummed because I haven’t done anything with my life. Now am double bummed.
same here bro…. don’t fret… we are going to be the “useless degree” generation… wutever degree we get its basically useless via the economy… its a mini-depression for the college bros/bishes wiff student loans up the wahzoo…
but besides its never too late to become another scumbag tattoo artist for the next generation’s regrettable tattoos…
Must resist urge to shoop a massive johnson extending from Twostacks into her oral cavity.