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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
We are always looking for more people to write for us, so you're interested, hit us up!
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
The SYWH Podcast
Listen to Sergeant D bullshit with people in your favorite bands, talk shit, and laugh at his ghey voice. New show every week or two, don't sleep on it!
Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
- Saves The Day
- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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“Writing this song was a risky procedure, it took courage and guts but we took those risks and now we’ve found out who we are. There was danger everywhere, but we shed what was holding us back from constructing ourselves and congruently grew up as people. Risky as fuck, but our courage prevailed”
- The Title Fighters
I would lie to by the rights for this screenplay. The world must know.
i think this guy has made some very important advances in the industry of being really fucking boring.
Related note-Wonder Years rly means a lot to this bro
http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/5396/captureow.jpg
also hard lol at the “being congruent with growing up as a person tag”. its always funny how taking pseudo intellectual/overtly earnest quotes like that out of context makes them look so much more ridiculous.
cringing hard at that.
RE: Excessive Earnestness/not related to this post at all
Your boy Toby from the awesome band Maps Of War that I saw in my drunken metal show just did an Ernest movie marathon. He awared me to the fact that there have been 9(!) Ernest Does White Foolishness movies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_P._Worrell
Saving that potential SYWH at the movies post for a rainy day.
I don’t mean to sound like a faggot or nothing, but Ernest Scared Stupid is the last Ern movie anyone should care about. Once it gets to Ernest Rides Again they’re rly reaching and I can’t believe the series never got to Ernest Enters Rehab and Fails a Few Times But After Support from Friends and Family Finally Makes His Conviction to Kick His Heroin Habit Stick, but I digress…
That’s because Ernest died in 2000 u fggt (jk ily wlfblnkt <3)
Ernest Scared Stupid is by far my favorite kiddie Halloween flick doe. Dat bed scene with the lil girl and the troll scared me shitless when I was a young azn.
I also really like Earnest Goes to Africa for its non-threatening version of the Dark Continent.
Dat bed scene with the lil girl and the troll scared me shitless when I was a young azn.
Me too, minus the azn part.
aww fuck yea!!!
can’t wait till you post dis as hilarity will always ensue when ernest is involved =P
know-wuh-eye-mean?!?!!?
Well….the catch to that is that I would actually have to watch all those Ernest movies. I think its bust to stave that off for as long as possible. I wonder if Ernest In The Army will be as profound as I imagine though…
Ernest goes to Somalia gets my vote, maybe Gallagher or Larry the cable-guy can step in & fill his corny shoes.
awww man… fucking ded!!….. I wood def vote for gallagher…. can’t wait till he goes : “Hey vern! look at me destroy this here watermelon!”
KaPLOOSH!!!
And by “watermelon” he meant…Uhhhhh Nevermind!!!
This is amazing. A screencap + a pictue = why this site is amazing. Amazing.
Cheer up Jimmy, you’ll ‘get it’ one day
I was being serious but I was really drunk. :( didn’t mean to sound sarcastic.
I didn’t take it as sarcasm!
He’s obv rly smart coz he uses big words so his opinion is more valid than anyone else’s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNKhmEPTjN4&feature=g-vrec
Didn’t even watch this, but hard cringe @ the thumbnail alone :(
0:42 and I’m searching for my gun and a bullet…
Dat complexion and swoopy hair. Groce.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kgfGniSPa0&feature=channel&list=UL
…and now the most awkward interview ever
i kno i’m being neg. nancy, but my butt gets raging seizures every time someone says talented about some random band playing some random music. no obv reason to whine tho, but it’s just so stupid imo.
This cromulent album embiggened my life, guys
A++++
Christ, what a fag
they really matured from whiny little kids to whiny little like twenty year old douchebuckets. So beautiful..
imo ripping of ghey emotional rock like Hum and calling it hardcore is a very dangerous and mature thing to do, and I’m glad title fggt is being recognized for their fortitude and willingness to stick their necks out in such a manner.
you guys are so much cooler than everyone omg your opinion matters more than everyone else’s
Yeah, that’s totally the point of this post
Whoosh.
Lol just lol: http://www.punknews.org/article/49506/interviews-shane-moran-title-fight
“…we filmed it on VHS, not just because we were familiar with that, but also because we really needed to get it done really quickly. We had four days to get it done, and we didn’t have time to find a fancy camera…”
srs? how insincere can one go to sound sincere?
right, because VHS-based workflow is totally the easiest, cheapest most convenient way to make a video in 2012.
lol @ “we didn’t have time to find a fancy camera.” but you did have time to find a fucking VHS camera from god knows where, instead of just use your fucking iphone and edit the shit in imovie?
so much faggoty pretention, lol
You know, part of what I find hilarious about SYWH is how mad people get about this pretentious nonsense. Like I’m not trying to be all “YOUR SO BUTTHURT OMG YOUR GOING AGAINST THE SITE U MADE,” but when I see this kind of stuff it just makes me think “U MAD SARGE, U MAD,” in like a joking way.
My point is that butthurt in a certain context is actually pretty funny and different from the serious, tr00 butthurt that others experience. Maybe its not even butthurt then?
Did this comment make any sense to anyone?
Can we please shut the fuck up about ‘butthurt’? Its the most fucking overused term on the planet right now. If I ever have anything less than completely positive to say, everyone starts crying ‘butthurt.’ Protip: it doesn’t make you come off as the ultimate ‘chill bro’ to constantly accuse other people of being ‘butthurt,’ it makes you seem like a pedantic faggot who wants to start fights on the internet.
I posted a screencap of a stupid youtube comment and picture of some 9th graders laughing. That’s butthurt?
inb4 “butthurt about butthurt” comment
They started saying butthurt on workaholics. I don’t really like when the internet leaves the internet, but it was p funny.
‘Butthurt’ is not an internet thing, its 90s west coast slang. We said it when i was in high school.
Dang, I’m really sorry I rustled your jimmies, but I was actually trying to say something totally different than “you are actually butthurt.”
I meant like “coming off as mad in a funny way, but not actually mad,” like some sort of quasi butthurt. I was looking for a new term.
Having a hard time putting my thoughts into words, not trying to start a pedantic faggot fight
:(
just loling @ kids who take themselves and their musical preferences really seriously, that’s all
These are the kind of posts that attracted me here in the first place, making fun of lulzy kids on the internet = never not funny.
Not an ounce of butthurt to be found
somebody had to say it
Dude, I had was taking some video production classes back in High School via wanting to get an easy A and all we had to work with were VHS tapes and old computers from the 90′s.
It got to the point where the technology was so inefficient some of our assignments got cancelled because the conversion from VHS to a computer was taking way too long and not everyone would be able to finish the project.
Given all this, and how “fancy cameras” can be found at Target on any given day, and it just made me burst out laughing at all the kids that will fall for this pretentiousness as something legit.
Also, I cannot imagine how fucking pretentious one must be to actually want to deal with a VHS camera. Srs, one of the most awful things you could ever subject yourself to.
In the ghetto
IN THE GHETTOOO
All fggtry aside, I kinda dug the new album (srs)
all fggtry aside, is there anything left?
Touche
you’re right, then there’s left touche amore! cleverly handeled, bro!
lolling hard
I like Title FIght’s music a lot, but it is clear they have attracted a weird group of pretentious hardcore kids and are prolly super into themselves irl, so I am left feeling very conflicted about them :\
Fun fact, Title Fight are extremely dorky people irl.
Played shows with them on tour in early 2009, can confirm that they were some of the nicest dudes I ever met on tour. Then again this was before they were big
Ugh. Future English major/10.
Dat double semi-colon
He’ll probably drop out early to write a book in his dad’s secluded cabin for a year, about his life and hardships, and the struggle of becoming who you really are.
Followed by forty years as a pizza guy and then death.
Idk why but this post made me laugh so hard I slapped my knee and hit the couch with the back of my head like I was some mongoloid Downs baby
“Hurrr duhrrrr” (then you ate some pennies & smudged some crayons on a coloring book).
lolololol
Earnestly, passionately, heartfelt, coming-of-age, exploring your feelings in an artistic medium = not even once.
KNOW THE WARNING SIGNS OF FGGTRY
ABOVE THE INFLUENCE OF YOUR SHITTY LIBERAL SCHOOL COUNSELOR
Reading this comment made me think, “how awesome would it be to have Mean Steve & JLJ as HS teachers…”
Math/economics replaced by “Get Money 101″.
English replaced by “U Speak American Motherfucker?”
History/social studies replaced by “Stop being a Bitch”.
Phys Ed replaced by “Smear the Queer”.
Science/biology/chemistry replaced by “Porn Bitches”.
Music/theater program replace by “Mosh/Breakdown”.
Home Ec & Lunch combined into “Drive-thru”.
ROTC would be mandatory.
School uniforms would be Titleist visors, 3xl OLC jerseys & mesh or camo shorts & Jordan’s for boys, halter-tops/yoga pants/uggs 4 girls.
Grading would be:
Aight
Bitch,get better
Come awn, bitch
Damn, bitch (penalty: getting ur shit took)
Faggario (resulting in beatdown)
Don’t EVEN ask about the “Special Education” program.
my boner
Hall of fame comment contender
Phys Ed replaced by “Smear the Queer” BACK TARDDDDDD
whatever happened to “this CD is sick”
brb presenting my thesis statement on how the Porn Industry uses it’s plots of the pizza man getting blown by that hot MILF that lives in a mansion as a metaphor for how the oppressed lower classes will eventually reap the benefits of their hard work at the expense of the rich males that dominate society.
Daaaaaaaammmmmnnn
Brb, revisiting every episode of “Big Sausage Pizza” from a new perspective…
Moar from that Title Fight interview:
“’90s just has a cool aura about it, it feels very special and very much it’s own thing. Stuff with even like our videos, I think a lot of it is just a product of us.”
Does one know even want to look more like?