Yeah I used to be in that scene shit, but not anymore. Oh, you noticed my moustache? Nah it’s cool, you can stare. I’m really into the traditional gentleman lifestyle now, you know? I just find the period and imagery so romantic. I’m not like the other guys I see; I choose monocles over shutter shades, pipes over cigarettes. I like to think I’ve grown up into a true man. A true gentleman.
No, don’t call it a trend. It’s people like you who undermine this lifestyle’s credibility.
perfect description!
gross fucking mustache DO NOT WANT
I do like some styled mustaches such as Richie Jackson’s, but fuck cunt what the shit is wrong with this faglord?
It looks like a caterpillar (those prickly, furry ones which makes your skin itchy)
haha im pretty sure this is dylan richter who abour a year ago was trying to market himself as the american oli sykes after his band FTFD went full risecore.
You would be corrct!
http://fuckyeahdylanrichter.tumblr.com/
Buddy guy has a new look every couple of weeks it’s actually ridiculous everytime i see a band promo i have to do a double take to verify it’s still him.
Why, Based God? Why would you let this happen?
the Based God works in mysterious ways
He is a riddle hidden inside a mystery wrapped in an enigma.
http://i.qkme.me/3r9eue.jpg
LMAO A+ post would read+laugh again
charles dickens was gay as fuck homie
Dalí wants his moustache back.
strong douchechills
Naw man i quit that metal scene band shit.
My new band is a combination between refused and youth of today
Yes, our bass player is a girl. No we’re not dating. Get over it.
we have a strong anti-right wing/animal rights stance but our lyrics have to do with the hardships of african villagers and gender equality.
ahh excellent but dont forget to tell everyone how hard it is being uppermiddle class and white the daily struggles you endure and how hard you worked to get where you are in the first place oh and be sure to reffer to everyone who doesnt agree with you as a Nazi
we named the band die cis-scum
It looks like someone just used the clone tool on his eyebrow and drew that ‘stache on.
This literally made me lol. Nice job
Da fuck is this?? L8es!!!
Strong works in a shitty cafe or somethin and lives in shithole apartment but is rlly rlly proud to not be working for the man and calls all his old friends who have actual lives now sellouts vibe.
+1
Opposed to big business, wears American Apparel singlets (probs)
HAHA THAT FUCKING DOUCHE FROM FOR THE FALLEN DREAMS. FUCKING WEENIE.
“weenie” is now one of my favorite words
I wonder if it is possible to have an over-saturation in trends and culture. Once we get to the stage where pointy mustaches are trendy, is it only a matter of time before the internet as a whole goes ‘enough is enough!’, rejects the current trend, and starts a new one? Maybe there is an analogy between this and housing/share market bubbles. Just like markets get unstable when price no longer reflects any semblance of value, does the scene get unstable when what is cool no longer reflects normalcy in any relevant way? so many questions.
I’d think it gets unstable when what’s cool DOES reflect what’s normal.
When a trend becomes so popular it’s almost “normal”, the hipster bubble bursts, sends scene confidence through the floor and everyone searches for that next big trend windfall. There are no get rich quick schemes in the scene. If its too good to be true, it probably is.
yeah, this. i think that in less than a year, hipster glasses, moustaches and victorian faggotery is already out of style. its just trends that usually start as cult or underground “scene” stuff and then become mad popz. (also see dubstep, grunge, etc.)
THE INVISIBLE HAND OF THE SCENE
Illuminati troll IMO, “Next we’ll get them to jock pocket-watches, & hang out at fondue-bars!”
Milton Friedman of Sceneonomics lol.
Looks so faggoty I cannot explain
“I just started my collection of pocket watches; I have two and I’m bidding on a third on eBay. Since I’m a gentleman, I’ll take time out of my pipe smoking schedule to explain to you why that’s awesome. Also, it’s spelled ‘whisky’, without an e. It’s ok if you’re not as cultured as me, you’re just a beginner, and a gentleman never judges.”
hi you just fed me a shot of rageahol (200 proof)
The hipster channel on youtube, wonton-soup 4 the soul.
http://youtu.be/X_IIghEToek
i’m so fucking pissed now
Oh…
Man that video makes me rage hard
Someone should make a post about the american hipster videoes. All of them are super phaggy
After watching this, my butt is in agony.
you cannot tell me that whiskey and basement boxing matches are not fucking rad.
ignore their lulzy turn-of-the-century-sailor vibe, get drunk, and watch dudes punch each other!
Smacks of tryhard anglo males trying to embrace their European warrior roots or whatever.
“I drink hard brown liquors not even mixed and have been hit in the face in my lifetime, I’m not a pussy.”
sure it totally is, but that doesn’t refute the awesomeness of it.
“Oh you still ride a fixed gear? I remember those days. This? Oh yeah, it’s my little cafe racer. You like the custom wrapped pipes? Handwoven by real, working-class Americans. My patches? Well, yeah, I’m in a club, it’s no big deal really, we’re not like a GANG or anything just guys who like the open road and the wind in our face like our grandfathers did after the war. Yeah, I watched Sons of Anarchy like ONE time, I felt like they didn’t get what clubs are REALLY about. It’s unfortunate that they bastardized the last truly authentic American lifestyle. I’m saving up for a ’67 Triumph or a ’69 iron-head but I just spent a grip on a few new pairs of Red Wing heritages. Real, working-class quality doesn’t come cheap y’know.”
“Yeah, sometimes we get tired of engines and like to kick back on our penny-farthings. It really offers a new perspective on life when you’re that high up for so long, you know?”
ded x 1 million
ded at “cafe racer”
Holy shit dude, you went above and beyond right here.
you had me at “cafe racer.” slow clap
made me think. is this the post-myspace, Scene?! the douchelords just evolved
U might even say he’s a tr00 gentlemen amirtie!?
tr00 gentrleman=so accurate!
defend tr00 gentleelxcore
Something tells me he has very strong opinions about vinyl and gramophones.
If Jacob Bannon was born in 1990?
it’s been awhile since i felt genuinely angry, but his mustache is making me fucking raeg. i don’t know what it is about zany facial hair, but it makes me feel like i’m looking at the world through a fine mist of blood (srs).
i cannot disagree with any of this
Oh Christ. My mind just crashed trying to process this lame ass attempt to appear like a gentleman mixed with all those lulzy, tacky tattoos. You ain’t fooling no one but dumbass hipsters, yo.
It’s Dylan the vocalist of For The Fallen Dreams. Used to be a cool metalcore band, now they’re all srs regret/ikeacore with the stupid 50′s dad cuts -____- Literally a year or two ago this guy was being Oli Sykes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhtMoVh1tS8
fuk. I actually really like that band, I’m going to see them next week (srs).
SOZ DYLEN <3 U
Wait, that’s him? Where’s his old hair go?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You guys stop should mocking him, I get that it is not your fault that you are now so many recursions into the simulacrum thanks to your trailer park parents teaching you not to question whats on the news that when confronted with true authenticity you simply can’t handle the fracturing of your corporate sponsored hyper-reality models that allow you to sleep at night.
haha
you seem cool.
not sure if srs
you go girl.
The image was loading slow and cut off right before the mustache so I was expecting an Aryan posterchild. Right as I read “mustache” it loads and was like WOAH. Amaze.
I think what makes me rage most about this isn’t the stupidly styled moustache, the “I think I’m so much cooler than you’ll ever be” look on his face, or even the severe lack of bare skin beneath his chin:
It’s the fact that he seems to have dyed his hair white-blond without doing anything to his eyebrows and moustache. Getting strong Jason Akermanis vibes from this dude.
no explanation from me, just gross.
I MUSTACHE YOU A QUESTION
BUT I’LL SHAVE IT FOR LATER
FUCK OFF
IS THIS STEAM PUNK, PLZ RESPOND
No it’s ghey punk.
I feel like even back in the day the guys that waxed their mustaches were douchebag hipsters.
He’s obvs the sole proprietor/owner-operator of a bicycle-powered hot air balloon messenger service.
Dropping vintage wax-cylinders into the pot-bellied stoves of the nation.
Just watched that American Hipster trailer, brb going to buy Tapout shirts and not ever look like them.
aryancore.. brb selling my volkswagen
still too grossed out by the fucking mustache. dark stache/brows + bleach blonde hair = the sound of 1000 vaginas running the opposite direction [until he mentions he's in a band]
why do we do so many things we think are cool but really aren’t?
it’s easy to convince someone that what you’re doing is cool if there’s something else about you the person admires/envies.
OP IS A PHAGGOT (srs)
Why the fuck are all the pictures on your site down =[.