Yeah I used to be in that scene shit, but not anymore. Oh, you noticed my moustache? Nah it’s cool, you can stare. I’m really into the traditional gentleman lifestyle now, you know? I just find the period and imagery so romantic. I’m not like the other guys I see; I choose monocles over shutter shades, pipes over cigarettes. I like to think I’ve grown up into a true man. A true gentleman.
No, don’t call it a trend. It’s people like you who undermine this lifestyle’s credibility.