AYO, I know if ya’ll into reading year end lists, that shit gets really repetitive. The same like five dudes jock the same five albums and everybody agrees and no one gets they feelings hurt in the comments. It makes sense, I get it, don’t worry. But as a high-quality taste-making trendsetting site, Stuff You Will Hate can’t really just shit out a boring played out list like that. So I’m bringing you the most UDNERRATED bangers and jams of the year, shit that shoulda been bumped like crazy but was just bumped like medium. LEGGO
10. Ellie Goulding and Calvin Harris – I Need Your Love
This shit is no Lights, but it bangs for suuuure, and Calvin Harris has been putting out nothing but the best this year. Award for best all British banger for sure, man Ellie is cuuteeee.
I should probably point out the difference between BANGERS and JAMS before we get too into this. JAMS is shit like you sing along with your girlfriends on a spring break road trip and forget about your man and eat too much ice cream to but like its not sad you doing you. BANGERS is shit you bump in the club and do like just a little coke #yolo and cheat on your girl but like just hand stuff. This song is a BANGER, Lights is a jam. Except the dance remix. There’s a lot of overlap try not to think about it too much. MOVIN ON
9. Icona Pop – I LOVE IT
This might be some Euro nonsense, but shit BANGS somehow. Its about breaking up with some shitty dude, so I have no idea why i relate to it so much, but these lyrics are really fun to yell, and these girls are probably on their way to making terrible decisions. I love it.
8. Carly Rae Jepson – Sweetie <3
I mean I guess the whole Carly Rae album is pure jams, but this one makes me want to marry her real bad. I’d be your sweetie baby <3 <3 <3
7. Alina Devecerski – Flytta på dej
This is most definitely Euro nonsense, but I love it. Coulda been the Polish or whatever Gangnam Style if they had a kind of fat funny dude instead of a cute fake red head hipster bish. But I love hipster bishes and that red hair, so I totally like this a lot. I imagine they keep yelling “YOU MUST’VE FLIPPED THE PARTY” which makes it even better.
6. THREE LOCO – Neato
As far as joke rap groups go, Three Loco is pretty much the perfect example. This song has a beat that goes hard and a lot of lyrics that make me laugh, even tho they got three creepy white guys. NO FUCKS GIVEN EVER. Whole EP is pretty much like this and they got a video for like every song. Would collab with them, someone hook it up.
5. BIRDY NAM NAM – Goin’ In (Skrillex Goin’ Down Mix)
This shit just bangs at a ridiculous level and I can barely understand it. I bump this constantly and get BUCKWILD. And now there’s a version on ASAP Rocky’s new album that is my number one banger of 2013. This shit is the future and the future is gonna be sweet. CLASSIC.
4. ARIANA GRANDE and VICTORIA JUSTICE – L.A. BOYZ
Two soon to be huge pop stars together on a sugary pop jam being all cute and best friends even tho one of them is going to end up way more famous probably in the long run. Can’t wait til they’re like 28 and slutty and in the same club and come on stage and do this for old times sake. I also love how its pretty much telling little girls to “give it up” for dudes in live in Los Angeles. YOU DON’T HAVE NO CHOICE. Who wrote this? wahtevs, just glad Ari got a chance to show off a little at the end, so talented. CLASSIC. wish I was a LA boy :( </3
3. Ke$ha – Only Wanna Dance With You
Ke$ha is known for bringin the bangerz, but she’s a lot more jam focused on her new album. Good change of pace, the album is sick and this is the best pure jam on it. I’d say most upbeat positive song of the year no question. This should be in every trailer for a fun summer comedy for the whole family for the next thirty years. I absolutely cannot get enough of this shit. CLASSIC.
2. Major Lazer – Original Don (Flosstradamus Remix)
Diplo is a certified musical genius in my mind, but this shit was taken to a whole new level by Flosstradamus, MAD PROPS. I just wish this song was more known, a whole crowd of people yelling RUN THE TRAP would make me unreasonably happy. Maybe I need to hang with a funner crowd. But this shit is amazing and I’mma keep bumping it for another year. CLASSIC.
AND THE NUMBER ONE UNDERRATED BANGER/JAM OF THE YEAR IS…..
1. T SWIFT – I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE
This shit is a fuckin problem. Tay Tay with another total jam, but also got a little spice of BANGER in there. I want a whole album of this type of shit, so cute a second and then like angry and powerful and I can’t handle it. Shit is kind of blowing up now, but its so good that I don’t think it could ever become over rated. Just like Call Me Maybe, this is TOO GOOD TO FAIL. I wonder who wrote it tho, cause Swifty could never make a mistake ever <3
There’s also a long high quality video, that I didn’t really follow, but it proves you can still make sick music videos when people actually want to pay for your music. So pretty much just Taylor Swift can do it. Straight beast. CLASSIC.
If you got any more bangers/jams leave em in the comments, LET GET NASTY