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AYO, I know if ya’ll into reading year end lists, that shit gets really repetitive. The same like five dudes jock the same five albums and everybody agrees and no one gets they feelings hurt in the comments. It makes sense, I get it, don’t worry. But as a high-quality taste-making trendsetting site, Stuff You Will Hate can’t really just shit out a boring played out list like that. So I’m bringing you the most UDNERRATED bangers and jams of the year, shit that shoulda been bumped like crazy but was just bumped like medium. LEGGO
10. Ellie Goulding and Calvin Harris – I Need Your Love
This shit is no Lights, but it bangs for suuuure, and Calvin Harris has been putting out nothing but the best this year. Award for best all British banger for sure, man Ellie is cuuteeee.
I should probably point out the difference between BANGERS and JAMS before we get too into this. JAMS is shit like you sing along with your girlfriends on a spring break road trip and forget about your man and eat too much ice cream to but like its not sad you doing you. BANGERS is shit you bump in the club and do like just a little coke #yolo and cheat on your girl but like just hand stuff. This song is a BANGER, Lights is a jam. Except the dance remix. There’s a lot of overlap try not to think about it too much. MOVIN ON
9. Icona Pop – I LOVE IT
This might be some Euro nonsense, but shit BANGS somehow. Its about breaking up with some shitty dude, so I have no idea why i relate to it so much, but these lyrics are really fun to yell, and these girls are probably on their way to making terrible decisions. I love it.
8. Carly Rae Jepson – Sweetie <3
I mean I guess the whole Carly Rae album is pure jams, but this one makes me want to marry her real bad. I’d be your sweetie baby <3 <3 <3
7. Alina Devecerski – Flytta på dej
This is most definitely Euro nonsense, but I love it. Coulda been the Polish or whatever Gangnam Style if they had a kind of fat funny dude instead of a cute fake red head hipster bish. But I love hipster bishes and that red hair, so I totally like this a lot. I imagine they keep yelling “YOU MUST’VE FLIPPED THE PARTY” which makes it even better.
6. THREE LOCO – Neato
As far as joke rap groups go, Three Loco is pretty much the perfect example. This song has a beat that goes hard and a lot of lyrics that make me laugh, even tho they got three creepy white guys. NO FUCKS GIVEN EVER. Whole EP is pretty much like this and they got a video for like every song. Would collab with them, someone hook it up.
5. BIRDY NAM NAM – Goin’ In (Skrillex Goin’ Down Mix)
This shit just bangs at a ridiculous level and I can barely understand it. I bump this constantly and get BUCKWILD. And now there’s a version on ASAP Rocky’s new album that is my number one banger of 2013. This shit is the future and the future is gonna be sweet. CLASSIC.
4. ARIANA GRANDE and VICTORIA JUSTICE – L.A. BOYZ
Two soon to be huge pop stars together on a sugary pop jam being all cute and best friends even tho one of them is going to end up way more famous probably in the long run. Can’t wait til they’re like 28 and slutty and in the same club and come on stage and do this for old times sake. I also love how its pretty much telling little girls to “give it up” for dudes in live in Los Angeles. YOU DON’T HAVE NO CHOICE. Who wrote this? wahtevs, just glad Ari got a chance to show off a little at the end, so talented. CLASSIC. wish I was a LA boy :( </3
3. Ke$ha – Only Wanna Dance With You
Ke$ha is known for bringin the bangerz, but she’s a lot more jam focused on her new album. Good change of pace, the album is sick and this is the best pure jam on it. I’d say most upbeat positive song of the year no question. This should be in every trailer for a fun summer comedy for the whole family for the next thirty years. I absolutely cannot get enough of this shit. CLASSIC.
2. Major Lazer – Original Don (Flosstradamus Remix)
Diplo is a certified musical genius in my mind, but this shit was taken to a whole new level by Flosstradamus, MAD PROPS. I just wish this song was more known, a whole crowd of people yelling RUN THE TRAP would make me unreasonably happy. Maybe I need to hang with a funner crowd. But this shit is amazing and I’mma keep bumping it for another year. CLASSIC.
AND THE NUMBER ONE UNDERRATED BANGER/JAM OF THE YEAR IS…..
1. T SWIFT – I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE
This shit is a fuckin problem. Tay Tay with another total jam, but also got a little spice of BANGER in there. I want a whole album of this type of shit, so cute a second and then like angry and powerful and I can’t handle it. Shit is kind of blowing up now, but its so good that I don’t think it could ever become over rated. Just like Call Me Maybe, this is TOO GOOD TO FAIL. I wonder who wrote it tho, cause Swifty could never make a mistake ever <3
There’s also a long high quality video, that I didn’t really follow, but it proves you can still make sick music videos when people actually want to pay for your music. So pretty much just Taylor Swift can do it. Straight beast. CLASSIC.
If you got any more bangers/jams leave em in the comments, LET GET NASTY
DEWSAYS
i have so much love for this list. i didn’t expect “i knew you were trouble” because it’s getting mad radio play and i’ve played the shit out of that song, but i can’t remember playing any song louder in my car (and then rolling up my windows, turning it down, looking straight ahead, and trying to sing it while keeping lip movement to a minimum when i pull up to red lights). great, great list.
the way that tay tay says “trouble” in the hook like there is no “o” in it is so kyut i want to choke myself jesus fucking christ
“YOU MUST’VE FLIPPED THE PARTY”
:D o u silly foreigner parker
I live in Indiana :/
yes
is the taj mahal worth visiting?
lol
joke rap group is a little redundant
Your mom is a little redundant
lolol did anybody ID that guy before he got burnt beyond recognition???
https://0-media-cdn.foolz.us/ffuuka/board/foolz/image/1352/93/13529326841181.gif
yay I showed you Goin Down :D
forever in your debt <3
wait wait… UNDER-rated pfft more like OVER-rated pfffttt
taylor swift, ke$ha, and carly rae jepsen <3 <3 <3
much love for that three loco song, andy milonakis used to be a regular and come kick it in the tinychat room i used to go in. it was quite the brush with fame especially since i was a big fan of his tv show back when it was on the air.
im really feeling this song off the carly rae jepsen album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awQ_lt51LFs
carly rae’s new album is solid gold. catchiest pop i’ve heard for ages (also she is an absolute qt). my favourite song off it atm is drive (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aT_qNGJ5oE). insanely catchy chorus.
pretty much all of these songs rule but specifically lol @ three loco and those three weird fuckers in it. i just saw riff raff a couple days ago and he sucked ass but he was also hilarious and the show was fun
Even if you absolutely hate his music, Riff Raff is undeniably one of the most entertaining people on the planet. I’d watch make breakfast for like five bucks, dude really needs a TV show.
First time I saw a vid of his (I think one with lil debbie), I was like “hope he dies what an awful human being.” Now it’s like, “damn that riff raff is one smart dude.”
His jam (or banger I guess) with Chief Keef is a top 5 song of 2012.
BIRDY NAM NAM
Sick list bro.
Will jam all of these at once for maximum 2012
<3 u ellie
good list brah. but sorry dude #1 song has to be "die young." even though its an illuminati plot.
was basically gonna post this comment.
need your luv and die young = catchiest songs of 2012, no doubt.
original don flosstradamus remix is my ringtone :)
Dude, that Tay Tay joint has been my shit for a grip now. Unreasonably good. I look forward to seeing where Katy Perry’s next album and Tay Tay’s next album goes. Wouldn’t be shocked if Katy has one more good one in her, and then Tay Tay becomes the undisputed king of girl jams.
This icona pop song is amazing. So much cliche, but so catchy. Def see a bunch of 40 year old chicks on a ladies nite out spilling a lot of wine on the dance floor screaming “I’M A 90s BITCH!”
ded @ spilling a lot of wine
the version of goin’ down on A$AP’s album is fucking tight, definetly gonna be bumping that song for a loooooooooooooong time
Bro come to college.original don got played out so hard.
Tite track but itsfucking ubiqitous.
This list confirms that pretty much all sywh writers/readers (myself included) are living in their own self contained music bubble.
I’m at college bro, only ever heard it bumped by myself :/
It really depends on the people you with and places you go, and I gotta find whoever is on my campus bumping that shit and be their friends for life.
bro you could be right.
i go to big hipster school and i think its big amongst the scarf wearing boys cuz major lazer got the heavy aesthetics.
do you bump other traps as well?
imma plug by boy jaw jam here
http://mishkanyc.bandcamp.com/album/please-lockah-dont-hurt-em-ep
killing lockah on the remix
I listen to some, but definitely do not have enough trap in my life. thank you for the link to bangers sir <3
good post bro, i was gonna say t mills – diemonds is a tune. some good shit in here thanks man.
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