Mesh shorts. Basketball jerseys. Fitteds. It’s everything you need to slam dat sickness all in one box. And it starts at only $99.99!!*
*wiggerish arm movements not included
COP THE EXCLUSIVE DEVOURMENT SLAM DUNK PACK HERE
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Is 50 the average age of their fanbase?
lololol
Most wignorant merch since Despised Icon
Isn’t there an unspoken rule against wearing all of that at once?
I for one would love to see someone rocking a Devourment one piece
I dunno dude, I think once you are rocking slam merch in the first place all the rules of good decorum go out the window anyway. I saw a dude at a certain large IMN fest last year who was rocking a Devourment fitted, a Devourment shirt, and camos. Was mirin’.
There is against wearing two pieces of merch from the same band at once, but I think if you buy this you have to wear it all at once and nothing else for like a week. You then become slam incarnate.
K but what about that Whitechapel basketball uniform?
You need a slam level 30 to pull off 2 pieces, 60 for 3 or more. Get grinding
Yes, and having the whole set gives additional stats that the individual pieces don’t have. So its worth it for set bonuses
WTB Devourment helm, PST for offer
Did you design these packages, sarge?? it’s all too good to be true. i just wish i could mix and match – i want sweatpants with my basketball jerseys and snapbacks!!
devourment snapbacks?
#swag that sickness
THIS! I think you can actually go to the pre-order of each package and select which items from it you want. That way I can spin kick fags in the sweatpants in the winter then wear the jersey to Warped Tour in the summer. And wear the jersey pretty much every day this summer really….
also you should fix the links – nothing clicks through
yeah before the link worked i just thought these were siq photoshops but i love that this is real!
did u design this sarge?
I want this but not mirin the war machine on the jersey since he was a shitty fighter/ porn bro
Still doesn’t top the Whitechapel outfit
regarding the sweatpants in the winter pack; wouldn’t slam etiquette require elasticated ankles? PLZ respond b4 I make a fashion faux pas!
fyi those are known as ‘banded’ sweatpants if u ever need to know the proper term
fuck the jersey comes in xxxl but the shorts only come in xxl wtf relapse get with the game
As much as I want to love this package, I have to agree – the xxl community is really being let down here, and this sort of oversight makes it appear as though Relapse doesn’t even care about its fanbase.
PLease guise if you mention xxl communities i will become triggerd
XXL for lyfe brah!!! nothing but that wigger steez!!!
also xxl communities = your fans are mexicans….
cmon get with it jabroni!!
You need the jersey to be at least one size too big.
Also, direct from the relapse store: “This SLAM Dunk pack is for the maniacs who want to rep the most brutal death metal on the court and IN THE PIT.”
This is awesome coming on the day of my birthday (srs). Now how to explain to my family that I want wiggerish wear…..
Ded @ ” non threatening versions of urban culture” Awesome tags bro
What the FUCK do you MEAN that “wiggerish arm movements are not included”???? Then what GOOD is this crap?
Ask not what wiggerish arm movements can do for you, ask what you can do for wiggerish arm movements.
I’m starting a campaign to re-popularize wiggerish arm movements. I’m calling it the “Wiggerish Arm Movements Movement”.
brb crying inside that the snapback isn’t sold seperately.
“Wiggerish arm movements not included”
dead
i really just want the sweatpants and mosh shorts :|
This is SLAM related, so I’ll post it here. I was on last.fm the other day and it recommended a friend for me. I clicked his profile, and saw to my dismay that this guy had over 100,000 plays of pretty much exclusively slam bands. I was disgusted, then I lol’d heartily after the initial shock.