Not sheriff lulzy spelling and grammar is due to being an Euro or just an tard.
Can’t think of any way this tattoo could be misinterpreted. Or any reason not to get it in such a visible location.
Ah yes, the barn owl, timeless and universal icon of freedom.
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simplize the thought
brb, starting metalcore band called simplize the thought
wood bye merch/10
My gf always says Perish The Thought in a rock-show-advertisement-guy voice, think it’s the most perfect verb the noun evar.
OT – I know a guy who was explaining his tats and said ‘..and this is a pumpkin..cos I’m born near hallowe’en..’
I think this dude was just really looking for an excuse to get a shitty tattoo
getting a tattoo symbolizing your wisdom and then using the word ‘homunculus’ instead of ‘ouroborus’. i guess it ties in with the hackneyed ‘symbolism’ of his other tats?
also it looks like he did the ouroboros himself in a moving vehicle. legitimate hard lol at homunculus, i used to use that word at every opportunity because of how ridiculous it sounds. i don’t know how you can fuck the meaning up so badly though.
I hate to expose my inner nerd, but his “homunculus” tattoo is based on an animu called FullMetal Alchemist – there are homunculi that have the same tattoo on various places of their bodies.
Full-body cringe at the fact I understood what he meant without having to be told.
thank god i never heard dat “homokulus” word a day in my life.. thank you LAUSD education!! <3
embrace the nerd.
Not sheriff I should admit to knowing this, but it’s the homunculus symbol from Full Metal Alchemist. Yes, this dude got a tattoo that is both from video games and anime…ew.
moar liek HOMOunculus amirite?!?!?!!?!?!
ding!
homo uncles
Fuck you, the triforce represents courage, wisdom, and POWER! DO U EVEN LINK????
newfags can’t triforce
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I was just about to post this shit. Why faggot tattoos something onto themselves they don’t understand. Actually what faggot tattoos a storm trooper helmet on their foot because they watched star wars when they were 4 and thought it was pretty cool. So much about this guy is as lulzy as it is frustratingly generic I can’t take this shit at 1am in the morning.
ah enrages you are…
calmness with pics of millionares and hot scene bishes around myspace 2004-09 watch you must…
^^ see wut i did dere ^^ =D
lul i geddit!!1one
this kid looks like if you hit him he’d be really mad about it but wouldn’t actually fight back. like a weird situation where he’d be yelling “fuck you!” while in the fetal position.
I remember seeing a pic of some anon messaging this guy in the post, i think his name is kory sap, asking him to fight (because Kory had apparently said that he would fight anyone who wanted to or something retarded like that), and all Kory said was that he didn’t feel like going to jail for beating someone’s ass.
I hate this guy.
like a weird situation where he’d be yelling “fuck you!” while in the fetal position.
lololololol i’ve seen this happen before at shows in Cleveland
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Poor cat :( Sad for meow.
Just because you got your tattoo for a ‘deep meaningful reason srs’ doesn’t mean it’s not total shit
^^^ this times a million
yes… thank god my shitty cheap tats i got off some chill cholo i knew dat did some at a tatt party can be covered…. n also thank god for expensive but painful laser sessions ima one day get so i can erase my retardedness of my youth!!
man… if only this blog existed in the 00s, my life would be so much better right now lol
if only this blog existed in the 00s, my life would be so much better right now
that awful feeling…. we can only hope to be the catchers in the rye for the current generation, so perhaps at least a few of them can avoid the tragic necessity of regretcore in their lives.
I have a Sexy Virgin Mary tattoo. I feel no need to slap a tumblr together explaining/legitimizing that, or any of my tattoos, because I am an adult, and am fully aware and responsible for dumb things I do to my body.
when I am 35 I hope to not have a single tattoo that could be described as “meaningful”.
Sailor tattoos and owls. So tumblrcore.
Everything this dude does is the worst.
wrong, shaggy-ass cat on his neck is dope as hell and super meaningful
tfw you see something you posted and you don’t remember posting it at all even though it was yesterday.
alcohol.
It’s basically a pastiche of why every fucking person who gets a meaningful tattoo is very predictable and boring.
Also, I can’t take a kid who has a nice suburban house in the background and enough time to keep his hair neat and tidy for tumblr seriously about his “courage” and “perseverance.”
when i get a tattoo or 2 (probably more bc #yolo), my only reason will be ‘because i thought it looked cool.’ fuck that ghey meaningful bullshit, like anyone cares that you got michael jackson’s face on your tit bc he is a ‘true inspiration 2 me and i would be dead without his music’
my only reason will be ‘because i thought it looked cool.
This is how to properly get tattoos
LOL fucking Dumbass, courage and bravery is the same thing. Also it was Courage, Wisdom, and Power. Asshole is trying to be “nerdy” just cus its cool when in reality he doesnt even play the damn game. Bet that bitch also think The Empire Strikes Back is the worst Star Wars cus it was “The Most Boringest One”. Its not like i enjoy being a nerd, id give anything to be a normal person, and this guys just taking advantages of something that sucks ass and using it to make him a special snowflake. This asshole is clearly making fun of my mental and physical disease. He is a disgrace to all the ponytail faggots everywhere.
Cummage, pissdom and poo-wer.
tfw you used to be a ponytail faggot =[
Your getting shitty tattoos AND explaining their deep meaning on the internet *throws fistful of papers in the air in exhausted manner*
Isn’t that what you do every day, at strippers? If not, I’m disappointed in you.
Although I don’t fully support victimizing retarded, insecure teenagers (via feeling sorry for them), if they are going to pitch slowballs at us right over the plate I think it is wrong for us not to hit them out of the park
I personally do not regret getting tattoos in any way, but it is embarrassing to admit that I seriously considered meaning to them at one point. Probably the gayest thing I’ve ever done actually tbh
Aside from that time a dude fucked you?
He fucked HIM. Not gay.
in fairness, they both fucked each other
it looked like dipshit’s homonculus tattoo
This. Ive definitely gave at least one long winded explanation of my stupid tattoos, so embarrassing now
I know that feel bro. Special Snowflake Syndrome is no laughing matter :(
Closest I’ve come is my “mom” tattoo. She was in the studio at the time.
And she paid for it.
#fuckthisgheyearth
Pabst Infused Taco Breath
Steel Reserve For Breakfast Bitch!!
^^ greatest internet handles/nicknames of all time!!!^^^^
This is my tattoo of 3 mice playing fiddles next to a dog playing cards, I used a black and white filter to make it look less dumb.
A+++++++++ ded
BECAUSE THE SEA IS A MYSTERY WHICH I BELIEVE WHAT MY HEART AND LIFE IS HALF THE TIME.
SINK OR SWIM? (TO SIMPILIZE THE THOUGHT OF MYSELF NOT KNOWING IF I’M GOING TO LIVE THIS LIFE ALONG AMOUNT OF TIME OR SHORT)
all good potential lyrics for my new hipstrslam band
need moar posts making fun of shitty tats, its an undertapped area of lulzy white foolishness
Agreed. Maybe we should even submit pictures of our own dumb tattoos to help us recover from SSS
oh god no!!! mine are too shitty n embarassing to post….
n you also forgot brown foolishness too brah….
if i had a nickle for every tinkerbell, star, and day of the dead tattoos ive seen on mexi-bishes i would use that money to open my own alcoholics R’ Us liqour store and make money $ick azn/towelhead status!!!
Yeah, but as a (former) poor Mexican you have an excuse for your poor life decisions. One day some white, green eyed RN will be cuddling up to you after getting boned down, and be all like “why did you get this tattoo?” And you can reply by saying something rly meaningful in Spanish that she doesn’t understand, and vaguely hint that it was a regretful decision of a poor and chaotic youth, and she will go “awwww” in that sympathetic tone via slightly patronizing white sympathy for OTW poors.
Suburban whites, on the other hand, have no excuse.
alcoholics r us dead, this is why u are possibly the best SYWH commenter
lmao… I still am poor via still in nursing school but i have actually had this happen to me when i had my blonde green eyed ex cept she found them to be cool via cutenhomely-not-knowing-what-the-world-really-is-and-staying-in-her-protected-suburbs spesh snowie syndrome..
nope i believe the best commenters is vyce and/or da filthster… but wut do i know i just come here for the laughs and stay for the discussions on life, etc…
I feel like the audience he’s trying to impress here is 14-15 yr old girls :/
Is it just me or does it seem like a better idea to finish the ones you have before starting new tattoos?
Yes, but when you’re 19 and just HAVE to be covered ASAP, there is no time for finishing!
^^ backing this foo up ^^^
What happens when everywhere has gay marriage and his tattoo becomes irrelevant? fggt.
then people just assume it means that he’s gay. oh wait they already will
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hehe yea.. hes gay teehee
His name is korie sapp, the 4chans seem to spend much of their time giving him shit.
Deserved if you ask me…
He did bring it upon himself with that whiteknight image.
hips of peace
MY ANCHOR
I’VE BEEN
AND PHYSICALLY.
Poor formatting or lyrics to his new La Dispute ripoff band who knows
holy fuk
lol
those are like rollins band lyrics
Saw this on reddit in the cringepics section. Easily all of his tats are probably just because he thought they looked cool.
Easily all of his tats are probably just because he thought they looked cool
This is the proper way to get tattooed (srs)
^^ si ^^
Yo that’s the shit I do too. If it’s got a personal meaning, sweet. If not, that’s sweet too. Most of mine remind me of a few horrible choices doe :(
You’ve done it again. I’ve wet myself laughing. Thanks El Sargo.
i actually don’t mind the broken helm tattoo, but if i were retarded enough to get a tattoo like that i wouldn’t be pretentious enough to cough up some contrived bullshit about how difficult my middle class suburban life has been.
“My parents said they would only pay for in-state tuition and I want to find myself at school in Boston!!!”
“i was like DAAAAAAAD their comp lit program is barely even top 15 ughhhhh i seriasly fucking hate my life”
I just have the barcode/backbone from the Demanufacture cover tattooed in my arm because IT KICKS MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF TUMBLECORE ASSES!
that’s a pretty sweet cover honestly
This is going straight to my new ink album on facebook. At least 2 people will “like” it.
I simplize his peace tattoo – he wants to marry.
Hmm, only now I got the idea that what he wanted to say was ‘symbolize’ and not ‘make simple’.
+1
Nah, marriage is an outdated social construct….unless you’re gay.
“piece sign”
“I saw one of the Star Wars once, it was pretty awful, boring, borderline unwatchable, did not get the hype at all, no idea what people are so stoked on it for. BUT, it will always be a part of my life against my will cause I saw it, so I got a big evil guy from it tattooed on my leg.”
So he is a sailor/ nerd right? Has he ever been on a boat?
He’s sucked on a few canoes…
Sink or Swim is the first Gaslight Anthem album, and they have a lyric about sailor tattoos
U WARE UR HI TOP SNEAKERS AND UR SALOR TATTOOS
Kind of jealous of the FMA tattoo but at the same time it looks horrible. Will probably be getting something FMA related on my body later in my life bc I like making bad decisions. Also lol @ “homonculus”
inb4 tat studios in start offering a “tumblr tattoo catalog”
o wow you can tell they rly mean a lot to him
I love the way his foot hair looks on the storm trooper’s helmet. It’s like a beard or something
LOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCK
kill him PRETTY PLEASE?
Def should be flayed.
It’s not enough for his tattoos to mean something to him, he has to make sure everyone else knows what they’re supposed to mean to them!
last weekend someone offered to buy me a tattoo
now i kind of wish i went for it so i could make something equally self-absorbed and lulzy
i am really just more angry at the fact that his cat is willing to be worn as a scarf and mine won’t let me do that :(
+1
I can’t believe this person is real. I don’t want to believe someone this lulzy actually exists. Plz tell me he’s an abomination of poor life choices made in a laboratory like some kind of SRScore Frankenstein.
thousands of these people exist. they’re annoying as fuck all the time and work at gas stations their whole lives.
its like when you wish their weren’t gnats or mosquitoes ever, because they’re annoying as fuck and provide no value to anything, but then you realize that being food for other animals like they do keeps us all alive. We need dumb people like this to work at Burger King til their forty and not even move up to management ever or get a raise and still suck at being a cashier just to provide menial labor and scare kids out of becoming total losers.
Its not sad like when someone just ends up not doing shit in their life and they had potential, dudes like this are meant to do nothing with their life. Way more pathetic and inevitable than sad and pitiful. This dude is a human mosquito and will never amount to anything, and that’s how it is supposed to be.
Such is life.
Most insightful comment of the post award goes to (clapping and cheering)
that was fucking brilliant (srs)
Parker you forgot how they also work at dumb weed dispensaries too lol
i lost my shit at this comment
bravo
thx guys, very honored <3
I could go on and on about how much I hate losers who have no skills and act entitled and live pointless existences, but without them people with value would have to lower themselves to do the things we haven't yet invented robots to do for us. Even completely useless people serve some value in the grand scheme of things, and I like to think they give people with actual valuable lives some perspective.
Just hoping they don't breed, because its gotta be shitty parents making these human failure machines.
I thought you may have been going on a rant about minorities.
dude
they always breed
^^^ this
7 billion people, 7 billion too fuckin many
I apologize for my people’s potent sperm n eggs =/
its okay tho… im not a statistic…
not in jail (for some felony.. misdemeanors are allowable imho.. we all fuck up once in a while).. not a stupid young parent that had my kid between the ages of 14 and 28… and am not in a hospital dying of diabetes, hypertension (even tho i am @ a great risk! :-/ ), or something preventable…..
damn.. i just realized being a minority sux…. except if your azn tho… =]
I know many people who fit this description, they are very real, and are completely unable to look into the future any farther than their next tattoo appointment or for the next music festival they plan on attending. They’ll quit their menial job because it “fucking sucks” then call their landlord a “fucking asshole” when they get evicted because they haven’t paid rent for two months, and scribble obscenities on the walls of their apartment with crayons, and steal the appliances that came with the place, and blame anyone who doesn’t act like a reassuring talking head for all their problems, as if all they can do is instinctively shrink away from criticism, rather than face it and act on it. They like to pretend they got big shit on the horizon, as if any day now someone will find them and realize what a unique individual they are and somehow find them a place in the world, despite being completely incapable of doing any useful task with any degree of competence, beyond logging into Xbox Live and playing Halo for hours on end, not even stopping when someone shows up looking to buy weed from them, even though those people are their only reliable source of income and neglecting them will cause them to lose repeat business, and dig the hole they sit in even deeper. However, they fail to realize that they are their own worst enemy, preferring instead to wallow in defeatism, painting themselves the victim of circumstance, believing themselves unable to pull themselves out of their situation, when in truth they are unwilling and lazy. Their friends will come and go, with each passing friendship beginning and ending the same way once they realize that this human leech has no business being in their life, and they would rather not be associated with it, lest they be contaminated by it.
Yah, pretty much hitting nails on heads. You’ve seen this type before.
Best case scenario they go to jail probably. A lot of them will try to be in bands or make “art” of some kind, because useless people like to pretend they can be artists cause why not maybe just sucking at actual skills means you have to be good at creative skills. But they always lack the time, patience, and effort needed to develop any of those skills either, and are usually the type to say they’re making an album or a painting or a movie or a sculpture fuck it, but never actually finish or usually start doing anything with it.
Their place is to be the bottom of the human food chain, and though they don’t know that, and may attempt for a couple of days to move out of that position, they easily give up on endeavors of any sort and decline into that position which they were born to be in. Again, not sad like when someone who possesses skills and intelligence has an underwhelming life, the bar set for this guy and people like him is so low, getting murder accidentally during a prison riot is a pretty solid out.
Being friends with these people is so nearly impossible because they lack the ability to give, and just annoy and push people away until they only have each other left. Which is good, because no one else wants them, and gnats really should stay with gnats. Be useless together and bitch about the world being wrong without realizing its their own fault, but it never would have mattered anyway, they can’t do anything about themselves at this point, besides be awful and die slowly.
Applause. You’re dead to rights on the jail thing. Nothing funnier than walking through a prison and recognizing people from high school.
mirin you guys’ ability to paint intimate anthropological portraits of scumbags… i got chills reading these posts.
The fuck is wrong with his face in the first two pictures
stroke imo
chronic zany
you see it more and more these days– it’s the vaccines imo
Yeah, gotta watch out for those vaccines, they cause autism, homosexuality and zany
“Those shots made my stupid child stupid.”
- Almost all parents
Grade A jimmy rustling going on right now, in the health care field this bs is soooooo frustrating
on the bright side, if an epidemic really does come, it will weed out the offspring of the parents who can’t reason logically.
but does poor kids doe :( tear
^^^ what is this, am I human? Did not know robots could feel compassion
as you can see here it is in fact a tattoo of toilet paper, the toilet paper represents the hardshits and struggle i go through everyday of my life just to take a poo
HA
wat do you think are the odds this guy was way into crunkcore 2 years ago
Fucking guy really got a tattoo on his foot? That is straight up for girls, it’s like getting a tramp stamp.
Fuck. I spat on my computer screen via involuntary violent laughing fits at least 10 times while reading the comments. <3 all of u so much.
“air/wind”
Yeah I have nothing to contribute to this that hasn’t already been said. Love the super convoluted explanations of the double meanings and how fucking weaksauce the meanings themselves are, as if he’s so unique for having emotions that everyone has.
“guise, sometimes i get sad about stuff. but i dont expect you to understand what that means bc i’m pretty sure nobody else has ever had these feels before or after me”
Lately, I’ve been thinking that tattoos actually suck! Everyone gets the same exactly fucking tattoos nowadays.
Anchors, Ships, Owls
they are fucking everywhere!
I swear I’ve seen the same fucking ship on all of my friends’s tattoos and they still say that theirs is a different shipt, fuck that shit!
Fucking boats are for gays!
and actual gay sailors n stuff man…
1000% curious as to what this kid has ‘been through physically’.
seriously though, what part of his body is the helm on? this guy has like zero muscle definition. confused.
Cyber bullying takes a toll mentally, emotionally AND physically dude.
‘been through physically’
not having as many Tumblr followers as he dreamed of when he was a little boy
Mirin dat swoopy hair tho
to get it that swoopy you have to have your mouth frozen like he does in those top two pics. Forever.
still want it tho bro?
Um….YES! That’s a pussy smashing face if I’ve ever seen one.
I dunno how people like this continue to exist after 2007.
The facial expressions
the stick bug like physique
the shitty tattoos done by one an artist who was chosen only for the fact he will do tattoos on under 18s without parental consent.
actual literal timewarp grade shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YVf5J0-fQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Literal involuntary facepalm. He also opens with a very euro “ahoy mateys”
Of COURSE he has a youtube channel.
That video gave me some serious buttpains, When he started talking about positivity and negativity I rage quit
allsmilesnolies
awww man… i can’t believe i made all the way down here you guise…. I’m sorry but this kind spesh snowy must be a dying breed cuz i havent seen dat scene haircut in a while… i guess he still hasn’t had his 101 classes at his local community college yet cuz hes just “working to get a break from school for a little bit”….
what’s with the goofy elvis snarl?
Omg haha he has all the same tattoos as every scene girl gone troo. It’s as if he tumblr’d tattoos and got the first page
Tumblr!!!! Whoo!!!
“Hi I’m a shitty white person and I ruin everything”
people with shitty sailor tats are like:
“I got this Rollin 20′s and blue bandana b/c I feel like a DnD outlaw, always on the run, always rollin 20′s u no?”
http://allsmilesnolies.tumblr.com/image/36998399449
…wow….sporting a Chaplin……for a positive scumbag who;
A). Does NOT lift or intake protien
B). Has extremely low T
C). Is always trying to get down the pants of an entire crowd of Patti Smith-look-a-likes, and obvious 5/10′s with his cliche, Hallmark-inspired positive bullshit….
That all-sooooooo famous Hitler stache is so hilarious. Mirin ur wittiness and irony bro. Tell me what your thoughts on bacon are? Do u happen to love anything associated with zombies? Do u like random ironic witty things on Adult Swim?
Every weekend, thousands of guys choose to go out to bars, have a couple drinks and then catch a chlamydia from the first girl who walks past. Others, who are not lucky enough to be within the vicinity of a woman, grab their mates and decide to immortalise a night of getting drunk with a group of guys by getting a spontaneous tattoo of something stupid.
Read my full rant about crap tattoos here
http://irkitated.blogspot.com.au/2013/01/people-with-crap-tattoos.html
http://allsmilesnolies.tumblr.com/image/39489457839
i guess his gf is underage?
Did anyone realize that the Triforce is Courage, Wisdom, and Power?
What a faggot.
kool haircut