Metal cover bands soon to be extinct thanks to literal Metal Nerds?

This is a video of ACTUAL FUCKING ROBOTS built and programmed to legitimately play that song about cards from Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3. This some serious revolutionary shit right here. In the future metal nerds learning cover songs in their basement will be a thing of the past, now gross bars will be filled with bad ass robots that lack all the pimples and neckbeards that make them so detestable in the first place. Maybe eventually they’ll learn to play crazy electro music and look all cool in the club, one can only hope.

And with cover bands replaced by way cooler looking and easier to maintain robots with four arms fuck that is sweet, bands will have to try even harder to sound original and different. And then robots will learn creativity and all musicians will go extinct. All the great music without all the lame emotions, only the good ones and faked to perfection. Was bound to happen. I for one welcome our new robot overlords.


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28 Responses to Metal cover bands soon to be extinct thanks to literal Metal Nerds?

  1. Name says:

    the drums are too loud i can hardly hear the guitar

  2. GroundDweller says:

    hmm, a new direction for daft punk?

  3. Void Eater says:

    Loved this song so much back in the day from Tony Hawk ps 3. Brb giving up my hopes of being in a band someday and becoming a robot engineer.

  4. nu♘♘tej says:

    Cannotwait 4 all the microwaves, toaster-oven’s & roombas 2 become their scenewhore-groupies.

  5. cgrind says:

    That gif was pretty sweet! And imagine the butthurt from IMNs if they were programmed to play some impossible tech death metal song

  6. monga says:

    question; can you fuck them?

  7. TLDR says:

    This is probably my favorite post of yours. Its not your best written but the content is just pure gold

  8. Bromst says:

    Nice mohawk drummer bro. would chill with/10.

  9. sweatdripsfrommyballs says:

    Is that Draco Malfroy in the gif?

  10. Isaac says:

    tony hawk soundtracks introduced me to a metric fuckton of artists, <3 that series

  11. JameyPasta says:

    ever hear of METAL SUCKS?

  12. Tom says:

    That drummer needs to cut the shit and join a grindcore band.

  13. Garrrrr says:

    “everyone who makes music now a days uses robot drummers, faggot”

  14. JTD says:

    There is no way this shit is real…..

  15. Latinoheat!!! says:

    ¡ I missed nustejo too!

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