MY MOM IS A SPECIAL-ER SNOWFLAKE THAN U

Posted on January 23, 2013 by Sergeant D

my moms tattoos

…but her parenting skills aren’t.

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42 Responses to MY MOM IS A SPECIAL-ER SNOWFLAKE THAN U

  1. BLEH! says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    lol hey guys I’m still hot and fun even doe I have this kid lol.
    Hit me up analonthefirstdate@myspace.com
    xxx

    Reply
  2. Nightshift says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    Shit like this makes social conservatism seem more reasonable every day.

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  3. cmoney says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:24 pm

    “My dad listens to tr00er punk rawk than yours.”

    Reply
  5. nils says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    my moms does roller derby better than yours

    Reply
  6. Void Eater says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:44 pm

    My mom collects more unemployment than yours.

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  7. Zoloft says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    my mom has bigger daddy issues than yours

    Reply
  8. Latinoheat!!! says:
    January 23, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    My mom can serve more alcoholic drinks than yours!!

    Reply
  9. I don't get it says:
    January 23, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    my mom can deepthroat more cocks than yours!!

    Reply
  10. nu♘♘tej says:
    January 23, 2013 at 1:27 pm

    Could have been Kreayshawn’s infant uniform, cringing in 2nd-hand embarrassment.

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    • Seamus says:
      January 23, 2013 at 2:52 pm

      “You’ll get some big laughs…”
      When the fuck has anyone ever looked at a “quirky” piece of baby clothing and spontaneously busted out in laughter?

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  12. Save Parker says:
    January 23, 2013 at 2:24 pm

    Funny that the only reason anyone would wear this is that their mom put it on them and they were too dumb to notice or care (via being a baby). Might as well be a shirt for the mother that says “I have a lot of tattoos pls look at and validate me, also one or more baby.”

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  13. Ted Piping says:
    January 23, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    My mom works at a more depressing bar than yours

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  14. Nightshift says:
    January 23, 2013 at 2:29 pm

    Mommy’s About to Lose Custody of Me

    I Don’t Look Like Daddy or My Older Brother

    I’m a Billboard for Mommy’s Narcissism!

    Reply
  15. cmoney says:
    January 23, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    “my mom regrets me more than your mom regrets you”

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  16. RRtee says:
    January 23, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Shouldn’t it say ‘My mom’s tattoos are better than your mom’s?’ Or is it directed at other baby’s with tattoos? Or everyone with tattoos? It’s hard to know who should feel bad about their inferior tattoos in this situation.

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  17. Gacy says:
    January 23, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Don’t forget about the dads you jerks!

    http://oi46.tinypic.com/209q58h.jpg

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  18. jorbam says:
    January 23, 2013 at 4:30 pm

    People who buy shit like this for their children: becomes furious with Republican/conservative parents instilling social/religious values that mirror their own beliefs; doesn’t realize they’re just the fucking other side of the coin with their punk rock/counterculture “my kid is going to be cool!” bullshit.

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  19. ttttttttt says:
    January 23, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    My sister is preggo and she really wanna get Slayer baby clothes and other things like that.
    I told her it was really lame and that when I will babysit the kid to not dress him with that.

    Reply
  20. aneurofag says:
    January 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    My Mom can hold more $1 bills in her thong than you

    Reply
  21. Jonnyfilth says:
    January 23, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    My mom’s arms are flabbier than yours

    Reply
  22. Sadfaceseverywhere says:
    January 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    My moms vagina has been penetrated more times than yours

    Reply
  23. youcantbroitalone says:
    January 23, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    I have more mason jars with sippy lids than you.

    Reply
  24. Anonymous says:
    January 23, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    My mom leaves me with my grandparents on Weekends more often than yours.

    Reply
  25. Sadfaceseverywhere says:
    January 23, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    My mom bangs more neighbors than your mom!

    Reply
  26. Justindisgustin says:
    January 24, 2013 at 1:53 am

    Rrtee: breast milk is not vegan enough

    Reply
  27. thebirthdayskeleton says:
    January 24, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    My mom’s series of poor life choices means she is significantly younger than yours, but she’s turning herself around, she swears, she just needs to find me the right daddy and then we can move into a neighborhood like yours and I might have some semblance of a start in life (like yours), as opposed to growing up with a shitty home life (via feeling neglected in favor of tequila and ‘the girls’) and low self-worth, followed by an initiation into the shitty side of life, because the only kids who don’t get beat up are the kids doing the beating, and eventually, after many nights fueled by whatever substances- legal or illegal is irrelevant at this point- I can find, I fuck one random too many and become my (absent) father.

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