NEW SLAMZ 4 U: SICK (that’s the name of the band)

Just when I thought CEREBRAL INCUBATION were the only band keeping #slam alive, a new challenger appears: SICK. I don’t mean “it’s sick that there is an awesome new slam band,” I mean that’s the name of the band. They are actually called SICK. The name of the band is SICK. And they self-identify as a “Molesting The Decapitated” clone band. If that isn’t enough for you to slam that sickness, here are some other signs you know it’s awesome:

  • So ignorant that not only do they have an impossible-to-google name, they also have an unreadable logo. And as far as I can tell they don’t have a Facebook. Strong SEO.
  • The singer’s hoodie tucked into his black jeans.
  • The little blurbs at the bottom, especially their arbitrary capitalization–  “the HeavyWeight style of Devourment’s cult-album ‘Molesting The Decapitated’” and “Be prepared for a memorable Crushing Release”
  • Did I mention the name of the band is SICK?

keep the slam in slam

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49 Responses to NEW SLAMZ 4 U: SICK (that’s the name of the band)

  1. PATTHEDOGLUKENS says:

    “The recording has been concluded in April 2012″

    do u even active voice!?!??????

  2. i don't get it says:

    this is awesome i love how slam artists look how they sound and probably smell

  3. Arbitrary capitalization = automatically good ignorant music, imo

  4. steve says:

    dat pitt riffment!!!

    I dont understand, I looked them up on MA, seems like they’re from Los Angelos, whatsup with dat broken english subtitles at bottom of the screen ?

  5. buttons says:

    fuck yeah, 1:38.

    also, these guys have my favourite component of all slam. the ridiculously pointless low fret shredding which amounts to nothing but audio mush.

  6. howmoshisthat says:

    Fuuuuuck. This Slams so Hard.

  7. sirfartsalot says:

    1st again

  8. sirfartsalot says:

    Where’s my award?

  9. bro says:

    BRB PREORDERING TICKETS FOR MOUNTAINS OF DEATH 2013

    • needsmoreslamz says:

      Is there even going to be a 2013 edition?
      I thought they quit organising the holy grail of euroslam.
      Never forget.

  10. eurotrash says:

    Yeah, they seem to have used up most of their mana for the title, and I think it was a wise decision. I can visualize the ‘brainstorming for a title’ scene so vividly I can almost touch it:
    “Guys, I came up with a title, check this out, Cannibalistic Torment.”
    “Dunno, man, it doesn’t sound too brootal.”
    “Yeah, those Russkies are really pushing our six with their sick ass names.”
    “True, but we have the sickest name!”
    *close-up cans of beer toasting
    *chant Sick, Sick, Sick, Sick Sick
    “That’s it dude, put them together, Sick Cannibalistic Torment, it’s awesome.”
    “Siiick”
    *slam the gorebong

    Music is ultra crushing tho.

  11. bro says:

    ALSO DEM BLANKETS ALL OVER THE KICK DRUM

  12. nochance says:

    If he weren’t singing so eloquently about Beowulf you’d hardly know they spoke english by the blurbs written on the screen “artwork by no less then skingraver”

  13. nils says:

    The singer’s hoodie tucked into his black jeans = lol
    Also one of the guitar players looks mexican.

  14. policerespond says:

    I don’t know what you’re talking about with that logo, that’s probably the only one of its kind that you can actually wrap your brain around.

  15. unlearned says:

    hopefully these dudes put out a full album soon… the world needs a new hero since devourment decided to be a 90′s death metal tribute band.

    • cdmolenaar says:

      Some of the songs are a little more death metal-ish but I’ve heard some other songs from the album that are straight slam. It looks to be a mix of the two, which I look forward to!

      On another note, while watching the video I thought “damn this shit is sick” and was going to just put that as a comment but realized it would look like a bad pun

  16. Thomas says:

    I like the little coy looks the drummer keeps giving the camera (NO HOMO).

    They put out a demo/EP thing in 2011 titled “PROMO 2011″ that is pretty rad: http://www.mediafire.com/?0y5y0ekkz7xhmup

    I think I remember hearing these guys are from the U.S., which is really weird because last time I checked that country is nowhere near Eastern Europe.

  17. alanso says:

    I like how the camera shakes to make it seem like the vokillist is more exciting, instead of looking like the worst history teacher from your school giving a lecture on sex ed and being really uncomfortable about it.

  18. LA brah says:

    haha damn never thought one of the bands from the south central scene would pop up on styw! lol

  19. needsmoreslamz says:

    Holy shit, slamming the gorebong @ 2:00
    9/10 best new slam.

  20. PiitbRiffment says:

    These guys are from South Central LA. Back in ’08 through about ’10 there were a lot of sick bands playing backyard shows overthere. A lot of good bands would be at one show, it was crazy.

  21. ominousvox says:

    My friends are in this band called Viral, and they’re basically in the same boat re: SEO. I ‘like’ them on FB yet to find their page I have to copy + paste the URL :(

  22. Pabst Infused Taco Breath says:

    What’s the point of having anyone other than the drummer in the band?

  23. Latinoheat!!! says:

    mid 20s oldfag reporting in : yup… sick ass band… i member seeing these fuckers back in the mid to late 00s at a shitload of gigs in south central, east los, wilmington, etc… (back when myspace ruled the air and there used to be parties and gigs in every crackhouse/warehouse/squatting house/ random ghetto ass place in el-lay every fucking weekend and kids actually went outside to get fucked up, party, play gigs and have fun)… i still got one of their old ass demos somewhere in my fat ass family album style cd booklet thingy in my car… will bump and will say to everyone here in the spirit of tro0o0ness that ” I liked the demo better”…

    I thought they were just another grind/slam band bound to be obscure and die off but apparently not… my teenage self is happily pumping the air tiger woods style that this band is apparently making it (somewhat eastern euro style =P) but yea… kudos to these mexi-bros…

    will talk to the band member bros on a variety of topics like nostalgia-core, scene bitches, flyer parties, the scene nowadays, how technology has made gigs n parties die off (oldfagness rant) in el-lay and how its not like it was b4, and how myspace kicked ass and facebook sux ballz/10

  24. richard brunelle says:

    mirin dat guitarist’s commitment to brand loyalty and direct mail order enterprise with both a carvin guitar and amp

  25. DemigodRose says:

    This is exactly how I like my slam: generic as fuck but executed well. Putting technicality/progfaggotry/genre diversions in slam is like putting old ass jams samples in trap music

  26. DemigodRose says:

    This is exactly how I like my slam: generic as fuck but executed well. Putting technicality/progfaggotry/genre diversions in slam is like putting old ass jazz samples in trap music

  27. i am literally going to quit devourment and sing for this band. i want the MTD days back. our new sound is so shit but relapse gave us a good offer and we couldn’t refu$$$$e. PS. be sure to check out our preorder package deal. its fucking shit!!!

  28. Fuck your idols says:

    Sick’s been around for years. Way to hop on the train kids.

  29. swagman00 says:

    probably the greatest shit i ever heard

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