The new BRING ME THE HORIZON song is surprisingly un-shitty

If you recall BRING ME THE HORIZON talking about how they wanted to be a ‘post-rock’ band a year or so ago, I’m sure you had the same reaction I did: “Looks like it’s time to add another name to the ‘bands who used to be good’ tag on SYWH.” But to my surprise, their new single is actually pretty damn good– it’s no “Chelsea Grin” but it’s not half bad. My notes:

  • Isn’t “Shadow Moses” the name of some bad guy from Metal Gear? Feel liek he was Revolver Ocelot’s underling or something.
  • Not really sure what the director was going for with the video, but I am guessing it’s something along the lines of “Imagine ur in a wintry dreamland with a box of roman candles and some breakdowns”
  • Dat grose haircut :( It’s not even 50s dad, it’s like… early 80s poor kid who got his hair cut by his mom in the kitchen with a pair of school scissors.
  • 3:20 where he pulls down the neck of his shirt, like “sry i had to wear a longsleeve bc its all snowy and shit but i wanted u to see my tatties for a sec”

quit your job after watching this

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73 Responses to The new BRING ME THE HORIZON song is surprisingly un-shitty

  1. Void Eater says:

    Beatles haircut imo.

  2. beholdthesharktopus says:

    Where the FUCK is my deathcore concept album about MGS? Someone make it happen, please. This song goes hard as fuq doe. Sounds like old (good) BMTH but with cleans. Glad they didn’t make a post-rock album like they said they were.

    • tr00 herper says:

      This is a track, on an album. I doubt it’s gonna be as post-rock and everyone pre-emptively kills themselves over.

  3. milk says:

    where the fuck is the video link m8 i want to make some $$$

  4. C.N. says:

    Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

  5. tim b says:

    i think his vocals are better, he also “looks” less like an arrogant fuckwit

    • Latinoheat!!! says:

      i concur with the mod/i listen to joy division cuz im from sussex in da early 80s poor look! =D

      jam is actually good generic this time!!

  6. Seamus says:

    Well, they’ve made a fan out of me!
    Dat slight post-rock influence and catchy chorus
    I’m a faggot for post-rock influenced bands

  7. demcats says:

    Awesome song by a band I’ll always love. I have high hopes for the new album, hopefully will be a bit better than There is a Hell… but why are all the related videos Bad Religion songs? :/ grose

  8. Pixy says:

    So do you think they are reclaiming their place as king of scenecore sarge?

    • tr00 herper says:

      If anything they exercise how high up in the scene they are by taking a whole year off of touring and appearances. Despite Killswitch & As I Lay Dying and who else you consider developing metalcore as we know it, these guys are defining what we’ll be hearing in the 2010s.

  9. thebirthdayskeleton says:

    Dat chorus (via me being a sucker for call/response parts). This ain’t the BMTH I know, but it’s a BMTH I’m happy to live with.

  10. lancetankmen says:

    goddamn that camera has more wobbles than a brostep track

    • policerespond says:

      at least the video looks like it was supposed to look this way. definitely more effective use of lulzy video effects than the wcar video for understanding what we’ve grown to be; the first time i watched it i refreshed the page like 10 times because i thought there was a problem with my internet connection.

  11. nils says:

    so metalcore bands are gonna add keyboard players again now?

  12. pl says:

    is no one gonna mention they fired jona from iktpk/bleeding thru to replace him with a keyboard ?
    also very good song, enough ideas in this to make a whole generic metalcore album

  13. Notderek says:

    2013 the year synth players can stop filing for unemployment after the fun recession of the past few years?

  14. Zoloft says:

    “poor kid who got his hair cut by his mom in the kitchen with a pair of school scissors.”

    aaaah, sweet memories

  15. anon says:

    pretty sure if this song was by any other band that wasn’t called ‘Bring Me The Horizon’ you’d have aspiemusicfags admitting that it’s “pretty good for metalcore and i’m not usually a fan of metalcore, but maybe they should have less breakdowns”

    however because it’s BMTH prepared for more comments on how it’s ‘mallcore’, ‘boring and unoriginal’ ‘tarnishing the name of post-rock’

    seriously in 20 years time BMTH will be regarded as an underrated pioneer of modern metal just like motley crue were

  16. Hobo wes says:

    At least Oli Hasn’t pulled a Dylan Richter and grown a lolzy stach. This song is badass though, and I can’t wait to hear the rest of the album.

  17. suchjosh says:

    Nice mix of soaring hard rock choruses and djenty verses. I can get behind it.

  18. Ink Deep says:

    Kind of lame that there are no in-sync dance moves this is 2013 come on you should have fucking trampolines and crabcore boxes.

  19. bob foster says:

    “Imagine ur in a wintry dreamland with a box of roman candles and some breakdowns”

    ded

  20. I’m actually jelly of how well-written this song is.

    oh also popular tumblr yimmy’s yayo (a tumblr that has been written about in the NYT) posted this after you lolololololol http://blog.yimmyayo.com/post/41266583872

  21. 808bump says:

    We’re going nowhere!

  22. Wigger Alley says:

    *Insert nerd rant about MGS*

  23. uppercut613 says:

    oli sykes with short hair just doesnt feel right :/

    song was pretty good doe

  24. 808bump says:

    Sarge, I have a heartagram tattoo. Is this a bad thing? Please respond…

  25. tickle says:

    SWEET, i love for the fallen dreams!

  26. I actually really really dig the melodic singing thats still pseudo-screaming going on here. Big fan, gives me bonar!

  27. (curvedEdgeCrusty) says:

    What happened to the passion???
    http://s7.postimage.org/4toeo4obv/Old_Fggt.jpg

  28. DROP Z says:

    omg finally a song about Guilty Gear

  29. JTD says:

    Those camera shakes remind me of fucking Dubstep wobbles. Im gonna take the video and replace it some skirllex and it will actually make sense. =)

  30. Kamran says:

    I’m surprised no one mentioned it yet, but Shadow Moses is a an island in Metal Gear, not a person, lolz.

    I haven’t listend to the song yet, but I am quite excite to once i finish typing this comment.

  31. BOUNCE says:

    Shadow Moses is also suspiciously kind of like the wintery dreamland in the video.

    #ontosomething

  32. duncan says:

    THIS IS SUPER TURTLE

  33. Nacho says:

    Sorry Sarge, but i find this song to be really shitty… i’ve never been a fan of this band cause they are generally boring, but i’m a huge fan of some of their songs… i like a bunch of songs from each one of their albums… and this isn’t one of them…

  34. the_real_korben_dallas says:

    THAT HAIRCUT JOKE

    amaze

  35. dankmathus says:

    i think they chose the winter wonderland so oli can advert his new drop dead winter line. clever girl!

  36. SexHaver1987 says:

    I think they’re going for that weird 3D effect you get with “wigglegrams”: http://www.gadgetspage.com/wp-content/uploads/3DCamera_0000.gif

  37. A says:

    HAY GUISE WE’RE LIEK RLY CREDIBLE N SHIT NAO

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