Wow LIL DEBBIE is looking haggard these days

BEFORE: Kyut hipster slut/10

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AFTER: Grose old lady who is always smoking out in the parking lot of the Taco Bell on Broadway

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LIL DEBBIE Y U DO THIS TO URSELF :(

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72 Responses to Wow LIL DEBBIE is looking haggard these days

  1. fuzz says:

    It’s like Melissa Millionaire all over again :(

  2. hgsg says:

    If she had a satin jacket on and a cigarette in her mouth, she’d look like one of those ladies in the casino that plays slot machines for 12 hours at a time. . . or bingo or some shit. She’s srsly gettin on dat 65 year old lady time. C’mon girl, I’m praying 4 u

  3. mijogoestojuniorcollege says:

    why lil debbie why
    you let yourself go too hard
    y u do dis babe

    :’(

  4. VyceVictus says:

    I’m at that Pizza Hut, I’m at that Taco bell
    I’m at that combination Pizza Hut and taco bell
    On Jamaica Ave
    Jamaica Ave

  5. nu♘♘tej says:

    Xzibit wood get h3r a ratchet 4 her ratchet.

    Give me that gurl 4 a coupla weeks, fast-food rehab TRAINING-MONTAGE (Jamba/In ‘n Out/Pinkberry/Panera, repeat), throw out all that vintage-high-waisted-boho shit, replace w’ Hollister/VS-Pink Yoga’s/Uggs, give her th3 luv that she is so desperately crying out for.

  6. Whispers says:

    lol vyce the one on jamaica ave queens?

    • VyceVictus says:

      Yeah. Thats a song from the rappers Das Racist, lauding my neighborhood multifunctional eatery. I am still so fucking pissed they tore down the White Castles next door.
      Last time I was back home I noticed a greater presence of white people, so I could totally envision Debs sanding on the corner suckin dicks for 8 balls.

      • Grymboner says:

        718 HOLLA

      • Sergeant D says:

        white castle moar like BLACK castle amirite

        • VyceVictus says:

          lolololol fuck you!
          I used to be jealous of all the cool west coast chains, then I actually tried an In & Out burger and realized that shit wasn’t all that. Either way, this bitch need a Crave Case or a 4×4 stat.

          • Sergeant D says:

            I personally don’t get the In N Out hype. I mean it’s fine, but I like Five Guys a lot better.

            • Bronson says:

              maybe it was just because I hate them on a bi-weekly basis, but I will forever be gay for In-N-Out. I actually see a fair amount of people in the south wearing In-N-Out shirts, which makes me wonder whether or not they’ve ever actually been there, or if In-N-Out now represents some sort of mythical symbol of the sunny west coast.

            • hgsg says:

              Five Guys beats the shit out of In N Out. Whataburger (a TX chain) also beats the shit out of In N out. I get chewed out by my San Diego friends when I say so, but it’s the way it is.

              And yes, Bronson, In N Out is definitely a mythical symbol for socal in other parts of the country. Or at least it used to be before it started to expand out.

          • Jason says:

            Can’t stand IN-N-Out. The animal style fries is the worst. Literally looks and smells like someone vomited on them.

          • Latinoheat!!! says:

            I like in n out but my fav so cal burger will always be the Father’s Office burger in the faggotry special snowflake rich center that is Santa Monica… i’ve tried those fucken frozen White Castle mini cheezburgers in my local wal-mart in the freezer isle and i all i gotta say is wtf… don’t get all the hype… i guess i gotta try em harold n kumar style n go to an actual WC restaurant to see the real deal…

            but meanwhile pleez gimme a well-worth overpriced gourmet medium-rare or well done (depends on tha mood) Father’s Office burger with garlic frites and a Firestone Double Barrel Ale.. it’s kool i got me a ten dollar/month membership at planet fatness to work it off… jelly brah? now shutup n lemme enjoy this gluttony while we play a game of “Guess which gringo Spesh Snowie isn’t from so-cal/el-lay?” No cheating by accents brah… we have to play fair.. only by looks… I call that beardo in the corner is an outdoorsy fag from oregon or washington… your move =D

            • hgsg says:

              My friends are always talking about Father’s Office in LA up there. Need to check it out.

              Strong stream-of-consciousness rant. You up in LA brah? SDfag checking in.

          • Cougar party says:

            Love white castle burgers. Unfortunately the closest one is 600 miles away :(

          • TLDR says:

            woa wtf, in n out is the shit!

            In n out > white castle, what a burger, and every other regional fast food chain

            west coast > everything

      • Whispers says:

        I used to live in that area man and seen that pizza bell irl, so I loled hard when i read that. poor debs would def be walking around reppin her syrp chain 4 str33t cr3d

  7. wiggles says:

    yikes she looks like an old Jersey housewife

  8. FBA217 says:

    Fuck off you guys. Shes still my special girl.

  9. xFredSavagecorex says:

    Arkansas steez

  10. demcats says:

    I never thought I’d say this, but I think Riff Raff has been a bad influence on her :/

  11. jorbam says:

    A visage sculpted by the gods atop Mount Marlboro!

    :(

    This is sad. I remember that promo vid for her album or whatever of her rolling around her bed in thigh-high socks. It upgraded my firmware if you know what I mean. It means it gave me a boner.

    RIP hawt Debbie.

  12. hgsg says:

    THINK SHE’D LET ME DO HER NOW, BOYS?!

  13. SirCaresALot says:

    :(

  14. smashcan says:

    this makes my boner sad.

  15. cougar party says:

    Damn, does she have late onset progeria?

  16. subdural hematoma says:

    Please, have a seat next to Riff Raff.

    Lil Debbie, your lifestyle choice have affected my boner in the following ways…

  17. Lo-Rez says:

    There was some type of “travel tip” Smirnoff ad on MTV here in Aus where I swear it was Lil Debbie (she said a normal person name to the camera) talking about some boutique she works at and how to come to whatever neighborhood it was because the shopping is good

  18. stolcy says:

    THIS IS THE FACE OF METH

  19. JameyPasta says:

    Debbie bby :(
    Me and my bro actually called Riff-Raff back in the day when he said his number on G’s to Gent’s. I asked if he would feat. on our crunkcore band’s (lol it was just a joke that scene shit is gay haha) new track. He threw out some crazy number like 4 grand. Needless to say we did not get MTV Riff-Raff.

  20. Lo-Rez says:

    That’s it Sarge! Jordan Kaposie or something.

  21. Nightshift says:

    Did I call this or was I talking about the other one that one time? I can’t tell which one’s which, they’re like gremlins.

  22. She became a Jewish grandmother

  23. uppercut613 says:

    drugs are bad mkay

  24. Name says:

    what does the shirt say?

    murder WHAT not people

  25. xpedox says:

    RIP MY BONER
    2010-2013

    you will be surely missed

  26. Anonymous says:

    I’d still hit it! She’s always been dope even on her worst day!

  27. Anonymous says:

    that’s what cigs will do 2 u (srs)(and maybe some meth too idk)

  28. old man says:

    rappin about drinking cough syrup in the studio is one thing…

  29. DonkBootyNaziDyke says:

    Suddenly, Sarge is having second thoughts about how terrible it is to be straight edge

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