YOUR DEMISE aren’t shit anymore

The United Kingdom of Derpy Weiners and Fat Gingers

IDK if any of you bros remember, but last year YOUR DEMISE put out an album called The Golden Age, which polarized critics and tenderized butts the world over. It was a big divergence from their old sound, which I’ve always been a fan of. They even somehow managed to create their own weird genre called “Hoobastankcore“. I don’t understand why Bands These Days are all turning into hard rock, it’s pretty groce, but I guess Euros gonna Euro, right?

TFW you realize Seether is in the recommended vids bcz your band is now considered "hard rock" :(

TFW you realize Seether is in the recommended vids bcz your band is now considered “hard rock” :(

As you can imagine, the change didn’t go down too well with the band’s original fans, via hardcore kids generally being a picky bunch of entitled whingers who complain about every band’s new album for a few years before declaring it a tr00 seminal classic. Anyways, I’m happy to say that YD has a sick new song out called Karma, and it goes hard!

According to the bastion of truth and wisdom we know as “The Youtube Comments”, everyone seems pretty stoked that they don’t sound like hard rock for 38 year olds who want to “rly rock out because it’s totally possible to be cool AND a dad” anymore. I am also pretty excited about this new kind of BLEH that I’m hearing at 1:52, which I can only assume is due to the British having such poor dental hygeine that it comes out as YYLEH!!! Also everything from 2:06 onwards is very Classic YD, and I am moshing. I am really looking forward to their upcoming EP Cold Chillin’ (awesome name) with a glimmer of hope in my eye, the hope that we might get our favourite StreetwearCore band back!!!

<3 u Britishbros, but you know that as an Aussie I have a legal and moral obligation to make fun of you guys xoxo

Hit Your Demise up and tell them to stay tr00 to their hxc roots! Give them your opinions on Hard Rock because as a harcore kid, you are entitled to make the rules!! Also remember to brush your teeth so you don’t get mistaken for a Brit!

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38 Responses to YOUR DEMISE aren’t shit anymore

  1. TLDR says:

    stuff you will ‘ate

    LOLOLOLOL

    also “ppl who would have been deported to australia”

  2. roger_camden says:

    u ‘avin’ a giggle m8?

  3. demcats says:

    THIS BRUTAL
    THANK YOU YD FOR BRINGING BACK REAL MUSIC

  4. tim b says:

    do an “Ashes” of music.

  5. Latinoheat!!! says:

    Fucking ded @ ” britain conquered the world but couldnt conquer the toothbrush” tag! U gotta love dat comedy! If u dont then we are not amigos mate!

  6. BLEH! says:

    I despise it when a colonial gets uppity.
    Just remember the Queen Mum and act respectfully!

  7. bro says:

    The Blood Stays On The Blade is one of my favs and this sounds awesome too :)

  8. BrosonBUTTBEAST™ says:

    ur tags are the best m8 (srs), wood dress as royal knight of dental damnation and mosh 4 dental health

  9. Anonymous says:

    Absolute A+ post. Love your stuff JFilth.

  10. nu♘♘tej says:

    How in the fukk r u going 2 drop a post on these froots and not add a tag 4 thee most exhalted kings of whigneck-chavcore-douchelords TRC, Jonny?
    http://youtu.be/VHJ1yXdVmjo

  11. dinosaurboner says:

    this was liek a rollercoaster to read. “Hoobastankcore” = going up, BUT my brit butt nearly combusted at the dental hygiene part, big drop my friend!

    brb brushing my teeth with shame

  12. Anonymous says:

    New song sounds like a mix of Trapped Under Ice + Limp Bizkit.

  13. YANNO says:

    not mirin’ that guys fedora though

  14. eurotrash says:

    dem tags! mirin
    Oi Karma’s bloody ‘avy innit mate. blindin

  15. xFredSavagecorex says:

    I love how you used my term ‘Hoobastankcore’ <3

  16. Butt Hand says:

    Why do you always have to put it out there that your from Australia. No one cares champ!

  17. NOT TOO BAD AT ALL, I AM MOSHING FROM 2:06 ONWARD

  18. thebirthdayskeleton says:

    fookin wot m8? defend streetwearcore

  19. English Gent. says:

    Would write lengthy rant against these ‘fucking wankers’ but from now on will only post not srs shit in comments. Hardcore, not srs bidness.

  20. I guess my last post didn’t post after all.

    Basically, I was saying that I like quick, lighthearted hardcore like this, the International Superheroes of Hardcore, and that one Set Your Goals song “Gaia Bleeds.”

    Can anyone recommend similar bands?

  21. HUANSOAHN says:

    you also forgot to mention that once a band relesed a crappy snoozefest like the golden age they will never ever be let in into hc again.

  22. Anonymous says:

    This sounds liek Trapped Under Ice

  23. SexHaver1987 says:

    Love these dudes and even if The Golden Age had a couple of stinkers, the bangers on it more than made up for it. Well excited for this EP

  24. Brah says:

    I liked new YD a lot, Golden Age and The Kids We Used To Be are p fucken great

  25. pooperstank says:

    another band tryna be TUI… original

  26. Ink Deep says:

    YD actually posted this. Hella fame.

    U call it a gun
    We call it a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty

    Britain.jpg

  27. buttons says:

    HAHAHA fucking hell.

    can’t believe your demise actually shared this on their facebooks.
    SYWH going large in the music scene.

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