
The United Kingdom of Derpy Weiners and Fat Gingers
IDK if any of you bros remember, but last year YOUR DEMISE put out an album called The Golden Age, which polarized critics and tenderized butts the world over. It was a big divergence from their old sound, which I’ve always been a fan of. They even somehow managed to create their own weird genre called “Hoobastankcore“. I don’t understand why Bands These Days are all turning into hard rock, it’s pretty groce, but I guess Euros gonna Euro, right?
As you can imagine, the change didn’t go down too well with the band’s original fans, via hardcore kids generally being a picky bunch of entitled whingers who complain about every band’s new album for a few years before declaring it a tr00 seminal classic. Anyways, I’m happy to say that YD has a sick new song out called Karma, and it goes hard!
According to the bastion of truth and wisdom we know as “The Youtube Comments”, everyone seems pretty stoked that they don’t sound like hard rock for 38 year olds who want to “rly rock out because it’s totally possible to be cool AND a dad” anymore. I am also pretty excited about this new kind of BLEH that I’m hearing at 1:52, which I can only assume is due to the British having such poor dental hygeine that it comes out as YYLEH!!! Also everything from 2:06 onwards is very Classic YD, and I am moshing. I am really looking forward to their upcoming EP Cold Chillin’ (awesome name) with a glimmer of hope in my eye, the hope that we might get our favourite StreetwearCore band back!!!

<3 u Britishbros, but you know that as an Aussie I have a legal and moral obligation to make fun of you guys xoxo
Hit Your Demise up and tell them to stay tr00 to their hxc roots! Give them your opinions on Hard Rock because as a harcore kid, you are entitled to make the rules!! Also remember to brush your teeth so you don’t get mistaken for a Brit!



stuff you will ‘ate
LOLOLOLOL
also “ppl who would have been deported to australia”
u ‘avin’ a giggle m8?
I ‘erd they are the kind a blokes oo’ do twizzle bar shoulder bangers in the bent knee rump wreckers rack
THIS BRUTAL
THANK YOU YD FOR BRINGING BACK REAL MUSIC
do an “Ashes” of music.
Fucking ded @ ” britain conquered the world but couldnt conquer the toothbrush” tag! U gotta love dat comedy! If u dont then we are not amigos mate!
I despise it when a colonial gets uppity.
Just remember the Queen Mum and act respectfully!
FUCK YOU MATE!!!
The sun never sets on the British Empire, my good chum. Just remember that.
Too right, old bean. For the Limey dick of civilization extendeth to every continent on the good Lord’s earth!
Limey dick extended = 5.08 centimeters (incl. gnarled foreskin) give or take 2.54 cm, allowing for syphilis.
To be born an Englishman is to win the lottery of life.
<3 u guys
The Blood Stays On The Blade is one of my favs and this sounds awesome too :)
ur tags are the best m8 (srs), wood dress as royal knight of dental damnation and mosh 4 dental health
Absolute A+ post. Love your stuff JFilth.
How in the fukk r u going 2 drop a post on these froots and not add a tag 4 thee most exhalted kings of whigneck-chavcore-douchelords TRC, Jonny?
http://youtu.be/VHJ1yXdVmjo
Also, u should have added @ least a couple moar NOTABLE subjects of the Royal Crown to the tag-list, namely Dodi Al Fayed & Freddie Mercury.
this was liek a rollercoaster to read. “Hoobastankcore” = going up, BUT my brit butt nearly combusted at the dental hygiene part, big drop my friend!
brb brushing my teeth with shame
New song sounds like a mix of Trapped Under Ice + Limp Bizkit.
not mirin’ that guys fedora though
dem tags! mirin
Oi Karma’s bloody ‘avy innit mate. blindin
I love how you used my term ‘Hoobastankcore’ <3
Oh shit, i’ve just noticed that Sarge coined it before I did. My bad.
Why do you always have to put it out there that your from Australia. No one cares champ!
NOT TOO BAD AT ALL, I AM MOSHING FROM 2:06 ONWARD
fookin wot m8? defend streetwearcore
Would write lengthy rant against these ‘fucking wankers’ but from now on will only post not srs shit in comments. Hardcore, not srs bidness.
I guess my last post didn’t post after all.
Basically, I was saying that I like quick, lighthearted hardcore like this, the International Superheroes of Hardcore, and that one Set Your Goals song “Gaia Bleeds.”
Can anyone recommend similar bands?
you also forgot to mention that once a band relesed a crappy snoozefest like the golden age they will never ever be let in into hc again.
This sounds liek Trapped Under Ice
Love these dudes and even if The Golden Age had a couple of stinkers, the bangers on it more than made up for it. Well excited for this EP
I liked new YD a lot, Golden Age and The Kids We Used To Be are p fucken great
another band tryna be TUI… original
YD actually posted this. Hella fame.
U call it a gun
We call it a rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty
Britain.jpg
Haha fuck yeah!
That’s awesome.
HAHAHA fucking hell.
can’t believe your demise actually shared this on their facebooks.
SYWH going large in the music scene.
THANK U EUROPE
Check this out, bro :) http://www.idioteq.com/your-demise-on-selling-out/