I have no idea how the fuck it happened, but I’ve lived in Ohio for about 15 years. Trust me, I never, ever had any intention of spending half my life there, but Ohio has a funny way of keeping you there: it’s not HORRIBLE, it’s just kinda underwhelming and sad. But not crappy enough to make you feel a sense of urgency to GTFO– you keep telling yourself “I’ll just stay here until summer and save up some money then I’m moving” or whatever, but something alllllllways comes up and you decide to stay just a little longer. But a little longer turns into a lot longer because it’s so fucking easy to live in Ohio and before you know you’ve been here for decades and you want to shoot yourself for wasting all those years.
I know this because that’s been the story of my life since 1996, but I’m finally getting the fuck out of this stupid state and hopefully will never set foot here again. If I wasn’t in such a hurry to GTFO I’d burn the entire state to the ground and salt the fucking earth so nothing would ever grow here again. But that would mean spending more time in Ohio, and fuck that.
If you’re in the NW and want to hang out, hit me on Facebook– I’m super stoked to be back!! Thanks to all the awesome friends I have there for being so good to me, you are all seriously the best.
Sarge I heard there is a gang of local cyclist toughs there who want blood plz be safe bb I am worried about you
Yeah, but if when he defeats them all the XP will surely guarantee a level up – totally worth it imo
- beatin tough guise
- acquiring currency
- buttsex
this is what lief is all about doe
Yeah, he can loot their corpses and take all their gold, also possibly a few rare items to sell to NPC’s for even more gold.
Good point bro
good luck sarge i support your decision to move as far from there as possible. i personally know a few ohio denizens who agree that it is really the worst and i think you deserve better than ohio has to offer you pls b safe.
“fine, whatever, fuck you then!” -Dwid
please come to brazil
Maybe your heart was in Ohio?
#cutmywrist #blackmyeyes
LMAO
U CN MAEK IT ON YOR OWN
i fucken died
fucking lol
anyway, best of luck to you sarge!
I seriously want a timeline for all your moves and the reasons for them. Totally unreasonable request but I would love this post so much for some reason
For now though, what actually brought you to Ohio? College? And I thought you’ve lived in like a million different places, like LA and whatnot.
Pls respond
I thought you were going to SoCal? Change in plans?
I went to Seattle once with my friends family. My friend was driving the other car and we got lost as fuck. Srs confusing city for us Utah folk :/ SO many roundabouts and one way roads :S
yo fr the past 2 years i’ve lived in between ohio city in cleveland and oberlin in loraine county, and yr ohio assessment is spot on.
very excited to go back home on the east coast when i’m done schoolin.
good luck on yr return to the west
Good luck with the move Sarge!
Im from ohio. Glad i got to move to phoenix when i was 4. Hawthorne heights represent.
Jameypasta I’m in Phoenix, I feel like is Ohio really a step down? Has to be a lateral move no?
Ohio has a funny way of keeping you there: it’s not HORRIBLE, it’s just kinda underwhelming and sad. But not crappy enough to make you feel a sense of urgency to GTFO– you keep telling yourself “I’ll just stay here until summer and save up some money then I’m moving” or whatever, but something alllllllways comes up and you decide to stay just a little longer. But a little longer turns into a lot longer because it’s so fucking easy to live in Ohio and before you know you’ve been here for decades and you want to shoot yourself for wasting all those years.
Dude, legit story of my parents. Two middle class pensylvanians forced to move to ohio because of work, and now they’ve conceded to living there the rest of their life despite hating all the shitty football teams ohio has to offer. And shit, i fled the battle as soon as it was my turn, #chitown4life
bro i think chicago is like 70% expat midwesterners from Indiana/Wisconsin/Ohio
^Bingo
dont forget the mitten; half my HS lives there
u lulzy midwesterners and ur mini apples (dat place where atmoshere/slug is from que no?) n new york city jr. (chi-town)….
i got mad love for you cuz i one day wanna experience what its like to live in a place that snows n has cute homely white girls that only go to unis n shit…. dat n for the experience of living somewhere shitty for only a weekend ( just like going to tijuana or rosarito beach n of course coming back on sunday afternoon and be all like “goddamn look at this shitty ass place… thank god i live where i get enough sunshine all the time and is not as shitty as this place!”) =]
the midwest is the reason I drink (srs)
Congrats, sir!
Big ups!! I’ve literally said the same exact thing about living in the DC area. I’m pretty sure I’ve said the same exact thing to YOU about living in DC/VA and moving to Los Angeles.
Anyway, glad to see you’re taking your own advice and getting the fuck up outta someplace that doesn’t make you happy anymore.
Cheers to being back on the west coast, and hopefully you make it down to SoCal sooner than later. If not, I’ll hit you up if I make it up to MOSHINGTON this summer!
Safe travels!
Write a song about it!
Good luck Sarge!
But pls don’t forget the lovely Ohio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efhYdVx0oVk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM
fucking ded!!!
at least we’re not detroit!! x-D
dat shitty football!!
Visited Cleveland a few times and that was definitely the impression I got. Glad you managed to escape brah, good luck!
come play show in São Paulo, Brazil!! blackened hailz!
lololol
brb anxiety attack over D might be famous musician I never knew about
Safe travels friend! We’ll see you when you get here! :]
@S. — I appreciate you <3
Lol, CaucAsia. Happy Trails bro.
Are there any non-Asian colored people in Seattle?….That aren’t on the Seahawks I mean.
Yes, they also play for the Mariners.
They all got traded except for that Japanese pitcher dude.
Pls be safe, don’t move out of the midwest just to wind up a broke soulless white person anyway.
I’ll let you know if I wind up in Everett or Bremerton (should be late next year).
I got laid in Bremerton once
seemed like a decent town
dear diarry/10
Good luck Sarge. Pls… be safe.
What happened to your dreams of moving to Cali, my niqqa?
Anyways congrats sounds like you will be much happier… I had no idea you’d been living in Ohio, and for so long as well lol
Nice, I live in Olympia. It’s cloudy.
Good luck Sarge.
good luck living in upstate sureno hoods of sea-town or wherever da fuck seattle is called over there… i know its not everett or w/e but idk why i know there are retarded cholos all over the south n northwest =/
DID YOU MOVE CUZ OF THE WEEDS?
Isn’t Seattle even more depressing with all the gray weather and hipster fggts? Plus I’m sure like half the girls there don’t shave at allll.
Whatever you do, don’t be one of those people that moves to the west coast and then moves back to where they came from after like 3 weeks. It’s a fate worse than death bro :(
Go back to Ohio.