VULTURE = you’re moshing so hard that you’ll shit out of your dick

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On the real, I listen to the DEMOLISHER EP like literally every day. It’s a fixture on my #acuramosh and gym playlists, and like a fine wine it gets better with every day it spends on the shelf. While there are some great bands like FEIGN who bring the ignorant downtuned mosh, nobody has quite managed to replicate the assrapingness of DEMOLISHER. IDK if I’m ready to anoint VULTURE, who apparently contain ex-members of DEMOLISHER (rip) and DR. ACULA (lol) the second coming of mosh, but this song does go pretty fucking hard:

But more importantly is where they got the name “Vulture” from. I don’t know what their official stance is, but I do know there are a lot of Latin people in the Chicago area so I secretly hope it is a tribute to the long-running, horribly unfunny Chilean comic strip Condorito:

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43 Responses to VULTURE = you’re moshing so hard that you’ll shit out of your dick

  1. Dave says:

    aycarambacore

  2. sirfartsalot says:

    2nd place!

  3. sirfartsalot says:

    Where is my award?!?

  4. TLDR says:

    I really hope they got their name from the Starcraft unit. It was a hoverbike with a grenade launcher that could also lay land mines that chased anything that came close enough.

    I also hope Arbiter got their name from the Starcraft unit that cloaked everything.

  5. TLDR says:

    Also, this is some grade A mosh music, good production, good vocals, some siq riffs even.

  6. C.N. says:

    siqquest, liked

  7. stonewall says:

    is there a condorito strip that doesn’t end with him plopping? or is that the joke?

    • Latinoheat!!! says:

      ^^^^ and how!! ^^^

      i espeak espanish but for i can never find that stupid ass pseudo-dilbert-like strip funny too =/

  8. Haystack says:

    THIS REMINDS ME OF LEAGUES. DAT 2 STEP, DAT BLUUURGHAAH

  9. eurotrash says:

    Wow, this is so heavy I’m afraid I might get a stutter.
    Liking this more than Demolisher or Feign via dynamics.

  10. fuzz says:

    For those of you who don’t speak South American, the joke in the comic is that the guy is staying in a hotel room, but then he calls Condorito in a panic because he thinks he is trapped in the room. He explains that there are three doors in the room, and the first two lead to the cupboard (or something) and the bathroom. When Condorito responds with “Then the third one is the exit,” the man says “No, because there’s a sign on it that says ‘Do Not Disturb’!” huehuehue

  11. spined_wurm says:

    Dude condorito was the best back when I was like eight and living in Peru. Now thanks to you, I realize how terrible it really is lol

  12. steve says:

    Does this band have cd or album?

  13. (curvedEdgeCrusty) says:

    ex DR. ACURA? Luckily, I can’t hear the influence :)
    p sweet song

  14. milk says:

    Oh, cool, one giant breakdown.

    *proceeds to download and mosh*

  15. Dude…thanks for reminding me how big of a bummer was that EVERY FUCKING TIME a relative came to visit from Chile while I was living in FL, they brought me some Condoritos for me to read.
    Vulture brings the mosh tho.

    http://www.bigstore.cl/medios/thumbnail/polera_criminal_front-tn-600×470-0-FFFFFF.jpg

  16. Anonymous says:

    sounds a bit like abacabb! im moshing bro!

  17. nochance says:

    i wonder if i would’ve even known how to handle something so heavy 20 years ago when i thought Ascension and E.C. were the heaviest things available

  18. refusetodie says:

    I haven’t thought about Condorito since when I lived in Sudamerica, thkx for da nostalgia trip brah. As expected this song goes p hard, dat double-bass groove that starts about 1 minute in…unfortunately this isn’t “tr00 hxc” so I doubt it’ll end up performing at a reasonably priced venue near me :(

  19. uppercut613 says:

    this sounds like rooks.

    cool song doe

  20. djneibarger says:

    i love it

  21. Elver Galarga says:

    fuck u, I’m chilean and condorito is the shit.

  22. naitch says:

    have u bros heard the new oceano song? y aren’t u moshing? put me in that deadlift rack right nao!!1111!!111!!!1!

  23. Hi says:

    These harlem shake vids are awesome… A company in my industry just put one out and then it’s like everyone in the field followed. Gotta get on the band wagon :)

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