As much as I miss top 8s, neon merch, and shutter shades, perhaps the most tragic casualty of the TROOWAVE movement of 2012-present is the zany pop-punk song title. I mean, I’ve grown to like the music of FIREWORKS, THE STORY SO FAR, and even TRANSIT, but let’s be cereal: song titles like “And Now I’m Nothing” just don’t capture the feels of pop-punk like zany classics such as “Bout To Get Fruit Punched, Homie” and “Beatdown In The Key Of Happy.”
For those of you in pop-punk bands who are on the same page but need some ideas, below are a few suggestions by SYWH readers– please add your own in the comments!!
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No Flakey White Stuff!!!
Why is Iceland mostly green but Greenland mostly ice?
these are incredible.
spot on.
“i wanted a t-shirt, but all I got was this stupid magnet on vacation”
Hot Topic is out of smalls, I had to get a medium instead.
Mom, drop me off around the corner from the venue.
My dad owns a dealership.
Sweet Jedi braid bro!(It’s called a Padawan braid)
I told my mom all black Vans, she bought the ones with white lining.
I like Code Red, but Livewire is still better.
I want to wear the shirt I bought at the show(But everyone else is wearing it)
Is that a Have Heart hoodie, or are you happy to see me?
Te gusta el tigre en mis pantalones
I couldn’t think of something clever, so this track name is Song 10
best keyboard parts in that wonder years song
sarge, what transit album/albums are you into? from my knowledge they have always been a boring emo band that got labeled pop punk somehow. but i got really into man overboard, so who knows maybe ill start liking transit :(
That llama just spit on my pizza!
Spending hours thinking up zany song titles was one of the funnest parts about being in a band, bummed that trend died. The one easycore song we ever made was “If Danger Was a Beautiful Woman, I Would Marry Her”. The one I suggested every time but never got used was “When it Comes to Havoc, Nobody Wreaks Like Me”. From Flapjack adn Phineas and Ferb respectively, cartoons are the best for this shit.
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you”
Brilliant, made me realize so many Seinfeld quotes would work for this.
“I’ve always been a stall man”
“I don’t know what’s going on with the papayas.”
“Bro’s no good, too ethnic.”
“I’m miserable, so I might as well be comfortable”
“Women don’t respect salad eaters”
“She doesn’t deserve a baby shower, she deserves a baby monsoon”
“I think she finds my stupidity charming”
brb, starting seinfeldcore
I want to join your seinfeld-core movement more than I’ve ever wanted anything ever.
“I’m Depressed, I’m Inadequate, I Got It All!”
A++
theres this really great grind band called Larry David, not sure if you would be into it or not.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEn3OclhPao
Diggin it hard, wood wear shirt with that logo/10
Let’s make it happen bro! I could srs die happy knowing I made that a thing.
This Title Is So Long iTunes Probably Won’t Display It All Unless You Have Some Weird Resolution
I just got pissed off by all the fggts in SYWH post
I know you’re frumdk, but what am i?
I’m Not Straightedge, I Just Can’t Keep Away From These Cherry Cokes
If Your Song Is About Something Other Than What’s In The Title, I Will Think Less Of You (Oh Snap!)
It’s Hard To Be Upset With All My Friends Here, But I Think I’ll Manage
Don’t Make Me Choose Between You And Pizza
He Said My Story Was Cool And He Called Me Bro!
Don’t Make Me Choose Between You And Pizza
omg /thread
Do you think Dave will get in wearing that snapback?
Daggermouth were the kings of dumbass song titles -
Fact: Matt Peecher Rollerblades,
Wrestlemania 5: Hulk Hogan Vs. Macho Man… Winner Gets Miss Elizabeth’s Love,
The Dude Just Wants His Rug Back
Nuff said
HOLY SHIT U READ MY MIND BRO
I’ve been wanting to do a daggermouth post forever
and include a few other not quite easycore not quite pop punk bands
Time to Roll The Dice: Busch Gardens or Sea World?
Easycore never got its fair shake to blow up. :’(
Best genre.
I’d write you a love song (If I wasn’t busy skating)
-Hey Guys! Let’s Burn Down The Hilton!
-But Clubs Don’t Have Circle Pits?
-I Washed My Lucky Shorts (And Now They Ain’t So Lucky)
-Christopher Walken On Your Parents Doing It
-Elijah Wood Is My Spirit Animal
-My Grandmother Parties Harder Than You
-Journey To The Back Of The Fridge
Also my band’s EP is going to have a song titled: Cold Front (Keep Hard Posin’ Bro) which is sort of zany but not over the top.
What’s wrong McFly? Chicken?
Make Like A Tree And Get Outta Here
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
“Coffee is for closers only”
“Dude, ‘Chinamen’ is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, Please”
“It’s a natural diuretic. My girlfriend drinks it when she’s got her period. What, do you got your period?”
Mom stop retweeting me, ur killing my cred
Ruler-cut versus raccoon bangs, I can’t decide
Everything I learned about hardcore I got from the internet
Breakdowns are for fggts, here comes the shouty bit
Idc if these are shit, this article’s awesome.
-This Pizza tastes better with an Instagram filter
-Quit Spamming My News Feed
-My Dashboard is Flooded With Porn
-OMG MOM GET OUT! GET OUT!
I’m also currently writing a song for my Wavves inspired pop-punk band called “Tony Abbott’s Budgie Smugglers”
- king taco? pshh… noob
- el salvador? what part of mexico is that?
-The new pope is a butthole argentinean
- so i see you also got molested eh?
- nobody likes you fred durst….
- I sell charcoal and charcoal accessories
- DARRYL!!! DARRYLL!!! DARE-UUUHHHHHHLLLLLL!!!!!!
- I still have a friendster
- I still say mountain dew lowers your sperm bro!
- imagine drinking a mexican vanilla coke!!!