Internet = Still Comin’ Along…

Fairly certain this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m no rap expert, but I have a hard time imaging it as an art form sinking much lower? Some highlights:

@ *the very fucking beginning* – seems to be searching for mic windscreen or something?
@ 0:31 – channeling some sick slam vocal style in your rap vid?
@ 0:43 – your new post-punk emo band name
@ 1:02 – water buffalo seems unimpressed…
@ 1:22 – fairly certain they are pointing out how to get away from this dude?
@ 1:48 – one white chick in the video and this is what I get?!?
@ 1:53 – Yes, you can shoot your video on lunch break, just keep everything neat!
@ 3:21 – Kinda hoping he starts fighting the buffalo?

Based on the store front signs and general co-mingling of herd mammals and humans, I’m guessing this was shot in somplace like Goa, India… Tho our bro R.A.E.D looks oddly Polynesian to me…

Anyways, enjoy & point out your favorite parts!

 

EDIT!

Ok – I actually do very little research when I post shit – but C.N. noticed that this dude has apparently made a movie based on his life story?!? Here’s the trailer – looks awesome and it’s only $18 – you may be able to barter with mangoes tho…

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33 Responses to Internet = Still Comin’ Along…

  1. It sounds like they lost the original beat and then tried to fit the vocals with a different beat entirely.

  2. nu♘♘tej says:

    WHAT THE FUCK AND HOW THE FUCK

    thank you based haji.

  3. Heyyyy says:

    next level rhymes from the kind of guy you always see on pornstar facebooks saying “oh i fuk u so gud sasha” on every status.

  4. Name says:

    made it to 1:20 :’)

  5. C.N. says:

    What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck is wrong with you Mr.Water buffalo!

  6. latinoheat!!! says:

    yo north koreans test out ur nukes on jonnyfilths aborijuhknee country or w/e stinky ass fuck curry eating water buffalo fighting poor indian region this takes place in PLZ!!! … @ least the mexikanz wear deoderant and if they do stink its cuz they be working on my car, food, or my nice suburban neighborhood’s lawns n keeping my house value up via nice landscape work…

    #getonouramericanlevelbitchez(vote4reagandemocrats!)

  7. hgsg says:

    FUCKIN HELL is the beach cow some sort of status symbol? 3rd world countries ruining it for everyone

  8. CynicalEmperor says:

    I legitimately have no idea if that movie is supposed to be serious or a troll, but the mystery makes it so much better.

  9. Save Parker says:

    Its like got this beat made and then recorded all this in one take without thinking about it.

    Kind of guy you’d see at the club bragging about being a rapper and never imagining it could reach this low. This hurts me.

  10. RoscoeBUTTBEAST says:

    On the 2nd video:

    STILL FLOWIN THE MOVIE,
    NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUREEEKA.COM
    $6,50 PAY PER VIEW
    OR DONWLOAD FOR A LITTLE BIT MORE

    lolololololol nigga I’m downloading it for $6,51

    • RoscoeBUTTBEAST says:

      Now signing a petition to permanently ban internet users who make less than $1k a year. #aborijuhkneesGTFO

  11. awsten says:

    The fact that this guy probably has a massive ego is literally the most mind-shattering thing ever.

  12. xMoshatma Gandhix says:

    There’s a dude with a rifle, a big evil corporation, a cut of this dude trying to stuff aspirin down some fat dude’s throat where it looks like him coughing and spitting them up could not have been fake, Random trashy people yelling at each other, all made with brilliant Windows Movie Maker as used by an 8th grader quality.

    It’s like Birdemic meets 8mile

  13. Alex_P says:

    Okay how the hell did this ever come out of Australia? How does this happen?

  14. CynicalEmperor says:

    This is like Pitbull with rabies.

  15. derekpants says:

    That movie. They say bro as much as people say fuck in a Tarantino movie.

  16. (curvedEdgeCrusty) says:

    Is this new Tom Waits?

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