During my many years on this planet, my interests in the kind of women that I’ve dated have evolved. For example, when I was 18, I thought it was really cool that I went on a date with a stripper. Turns out, she was the worst fucking person ever. She was a moron, pretty racist and she didn’t even appreciate the chain restaurant we went to. What gives? At my most fruitful, I barreled my way through “the scene” and now I’m Eskimo brothers with dudes who are my really good friends or prominent old hardcore bros (sometimes there’s the crossover). When you get to be my age, you start to appreciate someone who has their shit together and you find that your arguments are centered around doing the dishes or who has to take out the trash. Boring? Only if you’re a 26 year old dude who still cares about No Idea bands and you’re desperately trying to get your distro off the ground.
Even though I’ve long put away the want to date punk girls, I have a soft spot in my heart for Skinhead ladies.
[she's rocking that Ashlee Simpson-esque look, but tuff!]
Now, for full disclosure, I’m not a big fan of the white laces (due to being brown and they would probably want to kill me, or worse, send me back to SE Asia), but black lace ladies are awesomesauce.
[prolly into the black laces -- no pun intended]
I don’t know if it’s the not-so-subtle androgynous looks or the Chelsea haircuts, but it’s surely not the fact that I could give two flying fucks about politics, proletariat matters or the music of Cock Sparrer or Billy Bragg. Not really my thing, but there’s something to be said about a girl who can rock some Fred Perry/Ben Sherman shit like it’s nobody’s business.
[obvi, dudes need to kill their suspender game. she's got it on lock]
Now skins do have their downside: musical tastes, being soccer fans (I live in America, it’s fucking soccer), and being English (for the most part), but these are traits that I can look past. What can I say? I’m not a totally shallow motherfucker.
Is there a market for skinhead pr0n? Do you secretly love “England Belongs to Me?” Why is Less than Jake a better band than Madness?
People like Oi in 2013?
people are skinheads in the 2010′s?!?!
I remember seeing This Is England about three years ago & I thought that those chicks r pretty cute; i like the hair. Sadly that subculture seems so shitty that I 4get them in 6 minutes.
… & if there would be market for a skinhead porn, burning angel would already have filled that void. Sadly, u r on ur own.
yeah I saw This is England for the first time a couple weeks ago, interesting stuff. I got respects for troo-skins (mostly because the extent of my exposure to them was being caught trying to survive a pit of a bunch of 40-something skins trying to kill each other to cro mags)
Personally am not a huge fan of the hair just cuz I can’t stand that shaved part for a girl, just bonerkills me, critical hit doe
i was a teenage skinhead. skinhead pron totally exists, and it consists of the same maybe 50 odd skinhead girls who aren’t huge whales that make being a skinhead their number one concern in life.
Ruined my work laptop by puking all over it :(
I like Skrillex too.
i feel like ppl didnt RLY read and understand this comment cuz i am loling @ dis
not really sure what im reading but would/10
Other than drunkenly hooking up with a skinhead girl with enormous boobs from New Hampshire once when I was 21 I have never felt attracted to skinhead girls.
HOWEVAH, there’s definitely a TON of skinhead porn out there but it is more of the rainbow laced variety, if you know what I’m saying. What I’m saying is that it’s gay. Gay porn.
Sometimes on porn search engines i will look up “punk girls” or “emo girls”. As lulzy as it may be, the outcome is pretty satisfying.
i feel the same way! Totally not into “subculture girls” but skin byrds are my only still surviving weakness!!! <3 a chelsea cut
otw girls with dat haircut make me melt <3
Dude this is honestly fucked up, your post is giving me nightmares
How did this filth manage to break into SYWH, the safe haven of uggs and yoga pants and mainstream girls? Why would you defile our corner of the internet in such a way?
Is this some sort of sick joke? This rustles my jimmies more than anything I have ever seen on SYWH. I am now guilty of an excessively strong, unsolicited negative opinion, and SYWH is supposed to be pushing me in the opposite direction! Or maybe this is some sort of test…
lol you failed the test son, but yeah, shit is groce. The closest I get to thinking this shaved head look is attractive is on that Christy Mack pornstar chick. I wanna think she’s fug but my boner cannot be denied!
you call that shaved? im not judging or being “u dont even kno shaved man” but rly?
keep hustlin cuz
It would seriously take like a year’s straight worth of “Bad Bitch Friday’s” to recover from the horror I have just witnessed.
SAVE US SAVE PARKER!!!! <3
idontknowthatfeel.jpg
I think I have salmonella now.
This look kills my libido….which is the only criteria by which anything should ever be judged.
Not going to lie….the chelsea haircuts/doc martins look = WOULD TAP 15/10 REGARDLESS OF POLITICS OR THE FACT THAT THEIR OI SUBCULTURE IS FUCKING OUTDATED JUST LIKE ENGLISH DENTAL HYGIENE. #AMERICAN DENTISTRY #GETONOURLEVELENGLAND
I was a skinhead 27 years ago, “skitches” (skin-bitches) NOT EVEN ONCE.
Put on your Lonsdale, fire up your vespa & gtfo to london or wherever a -5 with a stupid haircut who dresses like a man is considered hot.
There was a pornsite for straight pseudo-skinhead porn but it was of the racist-white-skinhead male degrading a black female variety, but they pulled the plug on it years ago (singletear.gif).
Your legendary zinging leaves me feeling vindicated.
Thank you.
those hairstyles = groce/10
groce, now i don’t feel so bad for being into dumb dramatic hipsters lol
I’ve made out with a skinhead chick before and I also have no problem with the current trend of chicks shaving bits of their head. No fucks.
Oh but I forgot to mention, the skinhead chicks in THIS post leave a lot to be desired…
So.. umm.. I kinda gotta agree with this post. Probably being a symptom of being old and growing up in New Hampshire in ’88, but there were lots (not tons, but lots) of these chicks around… and maybe it was my burgeoning libido burning it into my brain, but I also find them insanely cute.
HOWEVER – the one time I got even remotely close to one she reeked of B.O. and I forever admired them from afar after that…
the one time I got even remotely close to one she reeked of B.O.
Why am I not surprised?
Then again, I once banged a crusty punk girl, so I really have no room to talk.
Check t-cell count pls.
been done, it was years ago and im fine
Yeah Idk about this, the skinhead look can be rly hot (Lol from TIE), or just terrible and weird. I guess it mainly depends on the girl herself rather than the actual look.
Tie fighters
Text book definition of “Conflicted”: seeing hot Skinhead Fairuza Balk in American History X, getting very good feels when shes smashin Edward Norton, getting very…very bad feels when she calls him the N-word.
How would you respond if a white girl called you the n word during sex?
I dont even want to think of the ramifications of that (ded srs)
Wood u “meat” out justice?
http://youtu.be/i-Fig_LoBy4
vyce, i kno u like donald and have you seen this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le_KtPIXsBE
the first minute and 30 seconds are relevant to this
Link dont work in Murica, but I have seen the bit about the Armenian girl. My reply to this is too long and hard for this comment section. Suffice to say, the comparison to Auto-erotic Asphyxiation is accurate (though the primary difference here is the girl is the one at risk of being choked to death)
OP used FIRST TWO SKINBYRD PICTURES!
BRONSON’S BONER became SAD!
BRONSON’S BONER is TOO SAD TO MOVE!
OP used THIRD SKINBYRD PICTURE!
BRONSON’S BONER became CONFUSED!
BRONSON USED “I’M TOO OLD AND TIRED OF PUNK TO FIND SKINBYRDS HOT”!
“I’M TOO OLD AND TIRED OF PUNK TO FIND SKINBYRDS HOT” FAILED! BRONSON’S BONER HURT ITSELF IN CONFUSION!
Actual lol. u r winsome
The Captain shaves his head, yet he fails to feel even the slightest arousal at those pictures.
I found arousal in a hopeless place.
you have A LOT of oneliners(forum pls) and most are scrollthrough worthy but sometimes you are a gminer and strike the vein OF GOLD
Finally a public forum I can voice my opions about how cute I think girls with skrillex haircuts are. Half sarcasim/half srs
+1
#skrewdriver #bootsandbraces
somewhat related: incredibly aroused thinking about a threesome with the girls from prussian blue
HOW OLD ARE THEY NOW NE WAY?
The Capt. and his big black dick approve 100%.
“What’s the definition of a white supremacist?”
“A white person who’s never gone black.”
there is a market for skinhead porn. it is called nicky crane.
also have a boner thinking about prussian blue
i find the suspenders equally or more irritating than the haircuts. donotwant.jpg
Aww man member dat freshman year back in HS when half the numetal-krishna beadskaterrock-core kids went tro0 crust/anarcho/skin? member dat ditching party everyone went to?? Well jessica was there.. she is now a skinbyrd… u wanna wut else? me n her fucken did it in da fucken bathroom… i was a lil bit ashamed yet proud to say i fucked her with a lifestyles condom… U know those free ones they pass around all the time.. Yea but anyways my point is never drink 2 40s of steel reserves n give it to sum kute short mexi byrd that explains what being a SHARP is all about… since i told her i still liked staind(her ex fav band of course), she made a memorex mix cd of angelic upstarts, cocksparrer, that one band from clockwork orange that likes drinking milk n raping womenz n shit n another mix cd full of fucken raygay music and some other crappy gay shit called rock steady for me to listen to… i hope this story is a reminder n a warning to u youngins to never make the same mistake that us generation why-ers did 10 or so years ago…. Plz gawd dont ever fuck any punk scum whore!! (Unless shes hot as fuk n lets her PIITB).this is my story. that is all .
a+++ stream-of-consciousness latinoheat! rant. I hope it’s true. strong poverty condom btw (gets the job done doe)
My name is Katen, and I love Billy Bragg and Cock Sparrer. I hope you guys will still accept me.
So you’re deaf, or is it “hearing-impaired” now…
I’ll accept you for whatever you are BB
this is the grossest article ever.
Glad I’m not the only one who thought so
Never really noticed I was in to this look but wood/10 on these bishes. Though my last girlfriend did have a skrillex haircut and 1 1/4″ inch plugs so there’s that.
protip: all “skinbyrds” are actually fat and gross. ill stick to listening to reckless aggression and dating mixed race girls who wear hoop earrings and timbs thx
You can always fap to Cadence St. John. And whatever else you can find on Burning Angel circa 2005.