This makes me want to be straightedge again

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Sauce: Rolla, MO Police Department

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever
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41 Responses to This makes me want to be straightedge again

  1. VyceVictus says:

    Almost as awesome as Vin Diesel’s Facebook!
    Almost.

  2. Name says:

    Strong Brujeria

  3. Alder says:

    I’m straight-edge in all but the name but I’d take my chances cramming speedballs down me rather than prodding a fuckin’ tiger. Talk about a Broken Aesop.

  4. Brenda says:

    How high does one have to be to make the photoshops for these departments? Because…I’m willing to send in a resume I made in MS Paint.

  5. sirfartsalot says:

    Whatever what happened to bad bitch Fridays??

  6. RoscoeBUTTBEAST says:

    HOLY SHIT I AM DYING

  7. sirfartsalot says:

    Plz respond sarge whatever happened to bad bitch Fridays? / masturbation Fridays

  8. Godeye says:

    You have a point, photoshop department. Ramping a flaming cop car looks much more fun than a weekend watching Adventure Time high as a kite, and it’s much less likely to destroy your life. But isn’t robitussin technically a drug too? It’s okay, I won’t tell anyone ;)

  9. xIAMGLOOMx says:

    I’m in the opposite boat, these almost make me wantto break edge.

  10. sirfartsalot says:

    Y u gotta do me like dat doe?

  11. Walker says:

    Not sure if advanced level commentary on internet culture or Missouri

  12. Nightshift says:

    Is the tiger on the far right in that first pic to scale? I fuckin hope not.

  13. ElDesmadre says:

    Damn, you Yanks got cops in flaming Mustangs, dazed tigers trying to look like Russian bears and civil servants using MS Paint with the proficiency of ten year olds, what the hell would you need drugs for?

  14. Wigger Alley says:

    This is what it was like in Ohio when that guy unleashed all those exotic animals and the cops shot them all.

  15. cosk says:

    fuck man. like seriously. I live close to this : (

  16. CapItalI says:

    Holy balls what the hell is this

  17. sirfartsalot says:

    Sarge y u gotta do me like dat doe?? What happened to bad bitch Fridays??

  18. sirfartsalot says:

    Lol @ at the guy who posted bad bitch Tuesday

    Thank you may god bless you srs

  19. Bronson says:

    I think this is the perfect example of how earnestness is completely irrelevant in our postmodern age. IE: Not sure if srs, but completely doesn’t matter because these images are amazing regardless.

  20. Nomine says:

    What’s up sarge, I’m the dude from the 417 area who posted the picture of the creepy dude on your wall yesterday. Told you Missouri is fucking hilarious. Rolla MO is literally 10 miles away from me and shit like this is everywhere in this area. You should see the commercials for the local businesses.

  21. sirfartsalot says:

    @ sarge I was simply just asking whatever happened to bad bitch Fridays ? Like y u no post number /episode 2 of bad bitch Fridays?

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