Via http://rickjamesbitch.tumblr.com, and yes the title of his blog is “Bacon.” And his URL is a Chapelle Show joke from 2004.
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About SYWH
Stuff You Will Hate is a blog where we make fun of stuff we like. Sometime that makes people mad. We like hardcore, pop punk, rap and anything else that isn't metal. Read this if you want to 'know what this site is really about.'
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Email: stuffyouwillhate@gmail.comMy band ENPEDESTALMENT
Br00tal FRIENDZONE SLAM featuring guest appearances by BIG CHOCOLATE, 7 HORNS 7 EYES, GOLIATH and CITY LIGHTS. Debut EP "NOT ALL GUYS ARE JERKS" out now!
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Posts about genres
- 2012 STATE OF THE SCENE ADDRESS
- Deathcore is evolving
- Early-mid 00's emo
- EASYCORE
- ENTOMBEDCORE
- Euro/Azn thugcore
- IKEACORE
- Jerkin Music
- Lulzy straightedge songs
- MAKEOUTCLUBCORE
- Neo-nu-metal
- NU-DEATHCORE
- Patriotic songs
- POWER POP
- Power Violence
- PUNK
- REAL rap metal
- RECORDCOLLECTORCORE
- REGRETCORE
- Rockabilly
- SRSCORE
- The TWEEN SCENE
- tr00 POP PUNK
- Wigger slam metal
What we think about stuff
- "REAL MUSIC"
- 90s hardcore cover art
- Are Latinos Born 2 Mosh??
- AZNBROS
- Band merch
- Being on tour
- Breakdowns are the new guitar solo
- Do you 'really get what this site is all about'??
- Girls do not like metal!!!
- Girls who wear UGGS
- How metal nerds choose what bands to like
- How should I keep my kids from getting into art and music??
- HXC HISTORY 2: When youth crew went metal
- HXC HISTORY 4: Mosh for Krishna!
- I non-ironically hate NERDBAITING
- Internet Metal Nerds (IMNs)
- Is hardcore for rich white pussies??
- LOL @ stretched ears
- My movie called BIG BUSH
- Revelation Records
- SLUT SHAMING
- Srs talk on BREAKING EDGE
- The history of metalcore
- The ugly truth about 90s hardcore
- The zine I did in the 90s
- Varsity font
- Video Games
- What is the most annoying/lulzy kind of girl??
- What kind of bish is your type??
- What's wrong with WHITE KNIGHTING??
- Who is your favorite PORN BISH??
- Why girls get naked on the internet
Guest posts & interviews
- BROKENCYDE
- Chris Drew of NEVERHSHOUTNEVER and EATMEWHILEIMHOT
- Craig Mabbitt of ESCAPE THE FATE
- Daddy X of KOTTONMOUTH KINGS and DOGGY STYLE
- Dave Astor of LOCUST, CATTLE DECAPITATION and PATHOLOGY
- Dave Witte of MUNICIPAL WASTE, HUMAN REMAINS, DISCORDANCE AXIS, etc
- Dennis from REFUSED reviews stuff
- DJ TWO STACKS guide to slam
- DJ TWO STACKS reviews some videos
- Evan Taubenfeld (ex Avril Lavigne guitarist)
- Ezec of SKARHEAD
- How to party, RINGWORM style
- Jack from THE ACACIA STRAIN
- Jake of DEFILER
- Jonny Craig of DANCE GAVIN DANCE/authorized Macbook reseller
- Josh from A DAY TO REMEMBER
- Keith from RORSCHACH/DEADGUY interview
- Lars from JUDGE/SIDE BY SIDE reviews stuff
- Mike Cheese of GEHENNA reviews rap songs vol 1
- Mike Cheese reviews rap songs vol 3
- Mike Score of ALL OUT WAR
- Nate of XIBALBA
- Pete Wentz of FALL OUT BOY and VEGAN REICH
- Ryan Neff of MISS MAY I
- SEEDER of BTM/3A
- Shred Sean of BLESSED BY A BROKEN HEART on guitars
- Steve Joh of CENTURY MEDIA
- Todd from CHAMPION/BETRAYED reviews stuff
- WINDS OF PLAGUE
Posts about individual bands
- 18 Visions
- American Nightmare
- Animosity
- Between The Buried And Me
- Black Sabbath
- Blink-182
- Brujeria
- Converge
- Day Of Suffering
- Dead To Fall
- Defeater
- Downset
- Dropkick Murphys
- E-Town Concrete
- Elysia
- Fall Out Boy
- Fastbreak
- Fury Of Five
- Guttermouth
- Handsome
- Hellogoodbye
- Hit The Lights
- Hot Water Music
- Icepick
- Irate
- Jerome
- Juliana Theory
- Liferuiner
- Lifetime
- Merauder
- Mest
- New Found Glory
- No Warning
- NOFX
- Odd Future/Tyler The Creator
- Parkway Drive
- Saosin
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- Simple Plan
- Strung Out
- SUNN 0))
- The Movielife
- The Story So Far
- The Vandals
- The Wonder Years
- Vision of Disorder
- Whitechapel
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brb driving katana through stomach
awww man…. i feel like giving him one of those male pornstar vibrators/dildos and to say to him “Here man. This is for your vagina”.
Ron Jeremy® signature dildo
Dear womyn of the internet. I understand what it feels like to be wk’ed by a man, and I will always be here the shoulder u can cry on.
honestly, all this tumblr feminism shit going on in the last year is more detrimental than anything. i’ve noticed lately that it’s just been reinforcing stereotypes as far as my own perception goes. obviously there’s a difference between a women’s rights activist, who actually recognizes issues and attempts to solve them, and a tumblr feminist who just complains and generalizes.
bums me out that over the last year armchair activism has gotten so popular and accepted.
You’re obviously cis.
and accordingly can not deny a girl sex after bringing her home, just because she wasn’t born a girl.
you are reinforcing the terrible idea that this is all somehow the fault of women
feminist =/= woman u disgusting cis scum
Tumblr feminism has seriously become the absolute worst thing in all of existence. It’s like these guys are trying to wish their dicks away by being fags of the highest order.
Seriously. I’m less bothered by creationists than these tumblr fags.
I think we should put tumblr feminists in a pit with westboro baptist church and watch them fight to the death.
^ Total support for this.
Side note/developing story! This bitch JUST FOUND AND MESSAGED ME ON TUMBLR trying to shit on me for my viewpoint on this (how she found me, I have NO FUCKING CLUE. Maybe she’s just that cray.) and her responses were so childish and 5th grade.
tfw you get tumblr harassed aka worlds lamest cyber bullying ever. lol
post screenshots of the highlights in the “tumblr smackdown” forum thread!!!!
the best is when they pounce on some one screaming “it’s not my job to educate you!” when some hapless idiot accidentally trips whatever their offense-o-meter happens to be tuned to this week
“I love the shit out of you.”
Really? I mean, I know what figurative language is, but we really gotta stop and think what the hell comes out of our mouths every now and then.
Oh, and whiteknight haha bad gay yeah whatever…
I gotta love imagining him saying this shit to a sassy LA bitch that spots weakness and betaness in men from the way they fucking breath and watch her cuss him out because she “ain’t helpless just ‘cuz she don’t got a dick and she ain’t nobodies bitch” before nearly slapping him.
Srs doe, I’m not sure what makes dudes think -normal- women feel oppressed.
or like to my ex (who is from LA)– she would just stare at him blankly for an uncomfortable length of time, then say “are you gay?”
Srs doe, I’m not sure what makes dudes think -normal- women feel oppressed.
To be honest, some of the claims made by feminists are to an extent true. Just not to the extreme length that they say they are.
Also, white knighting and being an obnoxious over the top faggot are definitely NOT going to solve any of women’s actual problems.
I just feel like this is trolling, every time read it I just don’t think anyone can write this srsly.
welcome 2 tumblr
Trolls-trolling-trolls. I.e. a Basement-lvrking, fedora-wearing, troglodyte, who pretends to be a teenage-girl documenting the Syrian-uprising, pretending to be a mulatto-trans-paraplegic-goa tr4nc3-dj, who in turn pretends to be a navy-seal, who argues on forums as to whether Blind Guardian is better than Nightwish, champions Michael Bisping and that bee-pollen is allowed in a vegan diet.
FUK
^ this!!!
I just feel like this is trolling, every time I read it, I just think no one can write this srsly.
Might be fake, should be treated as fake by actual tumblr feminists because he has ‘bitch’ in his username. Must be bros first white knight or somethin’.
Came to post about URL/content disparity
The girls he reblogs are much too hot for a true TJW to post.
Was thinking this too
Just inboxed “Why do you have such a slanderous phrase as “bitch” in your URL? If you truly wished to protect women and never cause them harm you wouldn’t have that awful word, which has been used to degrade women for countless generations.”
Lol. Please report back with results.
and that bacon better b vegan!!!1
http://rickjamesbitch.tumblr.com/post/44701203238/i-undesestimate-the-weakness-of-cis-white-boys
Guys, it’s not even metal.
“the best part is that two of the kids were like “omg eye luv metal” on their blog….and it was like
not even metal
really embarrassingly bad stuff
if they wore those shirts to a real metal show they might actually get murdered”
i like when people try rly hard to seem like caring, compassionate individuals & then they post this kind of shit
Brb wearing my Fight Fair and ADTR shirts while playing in my death metal band.
brb wearing a Woe Is Me shirt while I record my slam band
“Seriously, your perception of your own masculinity must be frail as helllllll”
lolololololol I HAVE HEREBY LOST MY SHIT, A++++
wow what a glorious winged faggot
lolololol
best comment ever left on any article ever.
lol @ cringeworthy attempt at complete absolution of his privilege. He’s said sorry, you guys, that means he’s won at feminism!
Also @ his single-sentence acknowledgements of big social and cultural issues around gender and confirmation that these things are, in fact, “not okay”. What a relief, we weren’t sure for a second, thank god a man came along to clear it up!
Oh wait, this is actually a woman. Scratch that.
but she does porn. so that is an interesting wrinkle.
Eh, my problem with it was that, in a guy’s voice, this sounds to me like he expected to be celebrated for acknowledging that sexism is a thing and parroting points women have already made much more eloquently. I don’t have any problem at all with the content of the post itself, so as far as I’m concerned this turning from a dude patronisingly mansplaining while expecting to be praised to a woman trying to show solidarity for harrassed women (porn actress or otherwise) basically got rid of any issue I had with it.
I got a problem with the notion that just because you have a slit you’re beautiful, intelligent, and “contentious” (not sure if that was the intended word). Or the notion that getting in a heated argument with a female is somehow wrong on all levels.
I dunno.. where I live, there’s a lot of yelling out on the streets. Often times from women. Bitches be cray.
But, I mean, what’re you fighting against here? The only effect that this post could have was maybe resonating with someone who was feeling shitty and making them feel better, or they weren’t alone. Whatever politics you feel are going on around this post is a different matter, but is “making people who feel bad about themselves feel slightly better” really a cause you feel passionate about quashing?
lol at her idea of making people pay for porn. what is this? 1998?
potentially triggering my gag reflex!!!! amirite?!?!?!?!?!?
lol
Not sure if he genuinely meant “contentious” as a compliment, or just doesn’t know what that word means.
i am going to go with option #2
If you replace the word “women” with “cats” this still works.
or “faggots”
In all seriousness, I can’t respect these people based on how they won’t hear anyone out when explaining the other side. They aren’t necessarily pro-women, or pro-transgender, they’re simply anti-cis white male for the sake of having a group of people upon which to place their frustrations on. Notice how she can’t post pro-anything without cutting down the “frail white cismales” or whatever the fuck it is. I understand that privilege does exist to some degree but what they do is simply faceless demonizing of an entire group of people based on the actions of some of the worst specimens, which is the root cause of a great deal of the world’s problems.
Nailonthehead.jpg
Also, concepts like “mansplaining” and “privilege checking” are literal incarnations of the ad hominem circumstantial fallacy. My gay debate teacher from the deep south who experienced legit oppression back in the day and actually works for real progress explained this in class, and he was not a butthurt pc whiner in any way, was a ripped determined alpha who works towards actual real world change.
It’s a good thing they do this. It stopped me from every joining a left wing organization during my misspent youth because every one I came across couldn’t say a single sentence without being racist against white people
That blog is written by a woman. Can you wk if you’re a lady?
OMG so random. Check out my artful pix of xanax bars.
lol i was just about to type that. omg i do drugs guys!!
Sarge already caught this, but to everyone else out there who is reading this, this is actually a woman! A porn model, no less!
It took me awhile to get that…I was having all sorts of confusion rage because I’m old and don’t understand tumblr or this -cis nonsense.
“hang in there” can be the new pls be safe.
hmmmm good observation
this is a guy that would ask “are you ok?”, “is this ok?” constantly during sex, if he had any.
this is me occasionally
:(
dying of embarrassment
I would definitely let her touch my frail cis dick
as a male living i 2013, i spitefully looked her up on a free site, instead of paying.
Was there enough bush to make me lose my boner forever?
Shes pretty attractive actually, but shes probably the most annoying porn actress ever (next to sasha grey)
http://www.4tube.com/videos/176486/pretty-alaina-fox-redhead-with-a-sexy-ass-masturbates
I fail to see how that post would help anyone. Like, any woman/myn/mon/min/m1n who feels okay and free from other people’s bad vibes doesn’t need another piece of WK crap cluttering their tumblr, and anyone who could do with that kind of pick-me-up isn’t going to believe it coming from some generality-spewing dork on the Internet. People oughta think before they write (like me and this asinine comment)
http://rickjamesbitch.tumblr.com/post/42719909219/call-me-a-slut-all-you-want-princess-that-wont
Feels kinda silly that she’s writing this WK bs and trying to look like a good soul while posting other things tearing other people apart.
Also, “I’m a serious masochist with masssssssssses of self-harm scars.” srs masochist.
Even as an actual (!) feminist this shit is just ridiculous. Entry-level sociology combined with bad logic and the ever-present internet attention seeking.
My uni’s strong selection of upper-middle class fairweather activists has recently begun a big drive to promote over-earnest femisim via…placards and pretty buildings. This shit has been mocked pretty hard on bodybuilding.com (this sites spiritual, er, uncle). Check it out.
http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.126172794221421.22512.113709282134439&type=1
Hard to resist the urge to spam Ludacris’ ‘Area Codes’ or that mindbottling Weezy song ‘Love Me’ on pages like that, but it is possible to be ‘progressive’ without this BS.
Also I usually not into acted porn but Sasha Grey is ok in my book. Actually having a personality and being a bit alt takes some of the fakery away but dose production values still make it too artificial. Kind of like a Hatebreed record, eh D?