will HOLLYWOOD ENDING be the next big DISNEYPUNK band??

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it saddened me when disneypunk veterans ALLSTAR WEEKEND announced their indefinite hiatus earlier this year. meanwhile, FTSK have been trying to regain the relevance they once had in 2008 amongst the teen-girl demographic by marketing their tour in a clever way to make it seem like they’re touring with one direction.  metro station im not even sure if they were a band anymore til i looked on their wikipedia page and the only member listed in it now is the chubby singer/guitarist.

POINT IS… the disneypunk genre has come to a turning point. a new band must come out of the woodwork and supply the demand for young bitchez who crave something a little bit more underground than one direction and justin bieber, but who arent hardcore enough to listen to risecore.

after narrowing my choices down to a few bands (including the after party & before you exit) ive concluded that HOLLYWOOD ENDING will be the next big disneypunk band.

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i swear, disneypunk bands are like among the BEST dressed of any bands.. everytime i see pics of bands like hollywood ending im like.. why arent i wearing that right now?

their standard friendzone song. features amazing lyrics like “so tell me why do you have that boyfriend… maybe i should learn to make you cry”

their hit single off their EP “always 18″ (and also my fav song by them) features them dressed up as superheroes fighting sketchy looking old dudes who look like they play in hardcore bands. an invisible rapper even comes in and lays down a sick verse.

this song is about how the singer has a crush on an “alternative” girl from his school and how shes so edgy and different

bands like this are usually mostly known for their justin bieber covers, and hollywood ending’s rendition of “beauty and a beat” is one of the best takes on a biebz song i think ive ever heard. i like how at 1:14 the ginger guitarist briefly displays his sick shredding skills.

just wait a few more months… u will see how right i am about hollywood ending being the next big disneypunk band… u will see

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23 Responses to will HOLLYWOOD ENDING be the next big DISNEYPUNK band??

  1. C.N. says:

    Looking wholesome, family oriented, approachable. Keep us updated with zany studio footage and merch designs. I wanna see how wholesome, family oriented and approachable you can get.

  2. notderek says:

    “bitchez who crave something a little bit more underground than one direction and justin bieber, but who arent hardcore enough to listen to risecore.”
    THIS. Perfect description. This should be the urban dictionary result for Disneypunk

  3. hgsg says:

    this is extremely good phaggotcore (100% srs)

    mirin the singers cuban links in that last pic. I was worried that mine were a little too big for a white boy, but a 17-18 year old just validated me. feelin on top of the world right now.

  4. 808bump says:

    mirin that Rocko’s modern life shirt. SRS!

  5. Save Parker says:

    lollololollol at a self-titled song, classic. Could easily see little girls going apeshit over these guys on twitter.

    So from that video like one guy just sings and one plays bass and two play guitar? And there’s a drummer in the background but he’s always blurry, he not cute enough to be in the band? Woulda thought cute drummer bro is way more important than bass guy or “second guitar”.

    • uppercut613 says:

      idk if the drummer left the band or if he was even acknowledged as part of the lineup in the first place? but there are some promo pics with him in it http://media.northjersey.com/images/1011F_NextBigThing_44p_OL.jpg on the far left

      one guitarist (ginger) is kinda like the ‘lead’ guitarist, doing solos and whatnot, and the other guitarist sings and plays guitar… the blonde hair bassist was british, so he had that international appeal.. but he left the band to be closer to his family in england :(

      i love this band, even bought their ep on itunes (srs)

  6. Void Eater says:

    Question-would these guys be more popular if they ditched the whole “band” thing and all just became singers? It doesn’t seem unlikely that for a band like this, none of the instrument dudes actually performed on any of their songs.

    • Wigger Alley says:

      Would they be more marketable that way? I feel like that they would have been put in that position if they were better off that way.

      • Sergeant D says:

        I am sure their brand manager commissioned substantial market research to answer this question. Establishing the right foundation for their brand position from day 1 is critical.

      • Void Eater says:

        I’d guess that just a bunch of singers would be more marketable, but thinking about it a bit more, there isn’t really any “real band” that’s big right now ever since everybody stopped caring about the Jonas Brothers, and these guys seem like they could fill the pretty boy power pop mold quite well.

  7. VyceVictus says:

    I like that the 16 year old Disneypunk kid wearing the Rockos Modern Life shirt is a nice play on hardcore Kids These Days jocking weird old 90′s bands who’s career life spans came and went before they were even born, as discussed in the recent podcast.

    #Only90sCartoonsAreReal

    • Sergeant D says:

      DISNEYPUNK GOES TROO VOL 1

      • uppercut613 says:

        pretty soon kids are gonna be jocking shows like “nightmare ned” if this keeps up

        • Latinoheat!!! says:

          just wait till these kids be wearing “The Batman” shirts.. can’t wait till the next generation gets butthurt about the 00s lol…
          p sure he got dat rocko shirt from an older brother or some hot topic-like mallcore equivalent… good nod to us generation why-ers influencing these kids…

          stupid gay but good looking white kids… can’t wait till i whore off my one good looking kid (out of 4 or 5 via ignorant brown hornyness) in a boy band or disneypunk band…

          • VyceVictus says:

            I like your investment strategies.

            • Latinoheat!!! says:

              this is how we up our numbers while taking over and also invest in our own capitalistic charles schwabb portfolio at the same time man..

              don’t tell the non-coloreds… they will warn thier kind and be prepared via prophylactics/birth control pills and anti-immigration/arizona law reforms…

              (0_o)

  8. KMFCM says:

    they look like otaku

  9. Lightly used fleshlights says:

    Did anybody ever listen to No Hollywood Ending? They were pretty cool when I was 14, but in hindsight I think they were just some local band from Jersey

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