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Help, the new WORLD OF PAIN is shitting bricks of pure heaviness all over me

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

WARNING: Don’t even fuckin’ think about reading any further before adorning your puffy vest San Diego bros WORLD OF PAIN have always been good at creating maximum ignorant mosh damage, but they got a new album, Improvise & Survive, coming out … Continue reading →

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the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, bands i like, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, embarrassing or lulzy bands, euro fggts, eurocore, eurodance, euros, fashion, fucking euros, horrible accents, lulzy bands, lulzy videos, moshing, new jamz, party like its 2008, sick breakdowns, wigged and confused, you're moshing | Tagged , , | 24 Comments

No Zodiac’s POPULATION CONTROL takes the crown early on for HARDEST ALBUM OF 2013

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

i cannot iterate enough how heavy the intro to this song is, like are you actually kidding me, i don’t want to punch a hole in my wall, that costs money to fix mirin’ that devourment hoodie, these guys are … Continue reading →

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Now U TOO can own an official NOxZODIAC ski mask!!!

Posted on December 13, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Sup bros! As some of you hardcore nerds may know, one of my favorite chicago hxc bands in the past few years, NO ZODIAC, is finally coming out with their first full album, POPULATION CONTROL. Check out this teaser for … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, merch, merch table, moshing, non threatening versions of urban culture, package deals, product i think u should buy, product placement, sXe, things that make u go mosh | Tagged , , , , , , | 40 Comments

is CHIEF KEEF’s “LOVE SOSA” the new milestone of rap??

Posted on November 3, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

NO FUCK NIGGAS ALLOWED Everyone here should know CHIEF KEEF from his awesome hits he’s had over the past year, blowing up the Chicago scene with his cool attitude and catchy-as-fuck songs, including I DON’T LIKE, 3HUNNA, and EVERYDAY. People … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, drugs, drugs money sex, hip hop, kids these days, non threatening versions of urban culture, people you should run away from, poor ppl, ppl u want 2 69 with, ppl we like, ppl who sound smart, rising stars, shit i like when i, stuff i wrote 4 u, stuff u should know, stuff white people like, things that make me want to do coke, wat are they saying in this video, weed, youtubes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 80 Comments

White Knight tier-14 armor now available, +10 to Virginity (86% chance of proccing Friendzone)

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Do you ever have that blissful moment where you live your life for stereotypes, then the clouds part and light shines down from the sky and a beautiful moment happens where every douchebag prejudiced thing you believe it is magically … Continue reading →

Posted in beardo house, being stocky, fashion, fat, fat arms, fat chicks, fat ppl, FGTZ, holy fuck this actually exists, is it gay, lulzy pictures, ppl i do not want to see naked, stuff white people like, support for eugenics, white knight chronicles | Tagged , , , , | 63 Comments

There’s a band actually named BENCHPRESS and they are actually p sweet

Posted on July 9, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Varsity letter in Football REQUIRED for this music!! So I was facebook stumbling upon cheesy ignorant mosh bands like I usually do when I’m bored when I came across possibly the perfection of the rare “workoutmosh” genre… BENCHPRESS! They seem … Continue reading →

Posted in bands 2 watch, bands 2 watch for, bands i like, bands who should be more popular, breakdown of the day, moshcore, moshing, new jamz, sick breakdowns, things that make u go mosh | Tagged , , , , | 69 Comments

CHICAGO HARDCORE: why AREN’T you moshing??

Posted on June 12, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

SKI MASKS = mandatory dress code!! Since 2007 or so, when kids around the country decided to throw on a TERROR record and realized, “hey, my special love rod down there feels funny… and I LIKE it”, there has been … Continue reading →

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