Author Archives: Bronson

Recordcollectorcorecore: An Overview

Like the word “punk”, “hardcore” has so many different interpretations that it is difficult to say what exactly one listens to when they say they listen to “hardcore”. Do they mean Terror? Defeater? Negative Approach? The Ghost Inside? Gorilla Biscuits? … Continue reading

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Who Is Your Totem Hero?

“…Totemism takes the place of all religious and social institutions. Australian tribes are divided into smaller septs or clans, each taking the name of its totem. Now what is a totem? As a rule it is an animal, either edible … Continue reading

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Life Advice: Depression and Mental Illness :(

Almost all of us have known of some stupid teenager who wants to appear ‘deep’ and ‘beautifully flawed’ by placing “OCD” in their “about me” section of their myspace/tumblr, and who constantly writes about how miserable and depressed they are … Continue reading

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Are You Too Alpha For NERDCORE?

This may come as a shock to some of our readers born after 1992, but believe it or not, there was once a time when the term “nerd” didn’t refer to trendy, reasonably average young people who happen to be … Continue reading

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Bands Who Are Keeping It Real: The 2012 Easycore Edition

One doesn’t need to dig deep into xEasycorex.net to realize that easycore as we know it (or at least would like to know it) is in a sorry state of affairs. Tr00 pop punk and wretched 90s emo worship have … Continue reading

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A Brief History of Oldfaggotry

Have you ever uttered the phrase “I was born in the wrong decade”? Have you ever criticized a band somebody liked by saying “(band x) is only doing what (band y) was doing twenty years earlier”? Do you run an … Continue reading

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