Author Archives: Jonnyfilth

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All I want is bitches, BIG BOOTY BITCHES

YOUR DEMISE aren’t shit anymore

IDK if any of you bros remember, but last year YOUR DEMISE put out an album called The Golden Age, which polarized critics and tenderized butts the world over. It was a big divergence from their old sound, which I’ve always … Continue reading

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UNDEROATH are breaking up, do u care??

On this day in 2012, hundreds of thousands of skinny bros with dyed black hair and  Ø tattoos hug their chubby scene girlfriends tightly and shed tears of what I can only assume is extra-strength triple distilled emo sadness, as they lament … Continue reading

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New Prepared Like a Bride jamz – YOU’RE MOSHING.

There has never been a better time for us guest writers to abuse our power on SYWH. Now that Sarge has left for his walking tour of Mongolia, I really feel that this is an appropriate time to talk about … Continue reading

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OBEY THE BRAVE take a working holiday

Notable French Canadian mélodiemosheurs OBEY THE BRAVE have just dropped their new album, YOUNG BLOOD. You may remember them from older SYWH posts documenting their affinity for stomping on sidewalks, or maybe that some of the dudes used to be … Continue reading

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Filth’s Law Of Musical Objectivity

Here at Stuff You Will Hate, we generally try and take the high road, and ignore those random morons that show up to enlighten us with their true pearls of wisdom like “This band sucks” or “You should listen to … Continue reading

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Peep MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE’s Interactive Nightmare!

My all time favourite Black Metal band, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, are back with a dark, gloomy, blaqq new album. It’s covered in gloomy pics of snowy forests, ghostly maidens in white dresses, empty chairs, stylized runic text, and just that general air of despair … Continue reading

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Tr00bonic Plague: An Epidemiological Report, Part 1

Dr. Jon E. Filth, PhD, B.MedSci(Hon.), Centre for Trend Control & Prevention I have called this conference of great minds together to discuss the findings of my recent investigation into the violent outbreak of Tr00bonic Plague. You, the SYWH readers, are … Continue reading

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New RECON ep = You’re Moshing!!!!

Brothers, our prayers are being answered!! If you’re as faithful as me, you’ve been down on your knees, praying to Jebus, every day since the catastrophic outbreak of tr00bonic plague that struck at the start of 2012. Well, the good Lord … Continue reading

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Post-Twilight Era BishRock [via Cute White Girls]

Personally, I think that tumblrfeminists are doing it wrong. They’re basically a big bunch of whiny fatties who have this epic vendetta against people who are better looking than them, in particular: slim cute white girls. I think they should … Continue reading

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An Important Message from the STUFF YOU WILL HAVE COMPASSION FOR FOUNDATION

Did you know that every day, thousands of people all over the world are suffering from degenerative humour deficiency diseases? Are you aware that in the time it takes for you to drink your cup of coffee, up to 3000 … Continue reading

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