Author Archives: Kumichou

About Kumichou

I live in an island called Japan.

Black Metal in Tropical Countries = Never Not Funny

I just love it when kids from tropical countries try to emulate certain subcultures that originated from temperate countries like black metal (via singing about frost-bitten kingdoms and long walks in the dark forest on cold winter nights). Now, I’m … Continue reading

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No-no Bad Touch

  Ah, Japan–land of teh anime, awezum gadgets, and Maria Ozawa. It is the the dream destination of every weeaboo high with yellow fever. To the rest of the world (post-WWII, that is), Japan has been well-known for creating super … Continue reading

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Naked Girls on the Internet: An Extensive Analysis for Dummies

If there’s anything I love to do, it’s avoiding human contact and mocking the rest of the human race within the comfort of my own room through teh power of da innernets. Recently, I’ve created a tumblr account after realizing … Continue reading

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