Author Archives: Save Parker

About Save Parker

I used to be in some band, now I'm in a rap crew. Catch at me your college campus playin basketball and chillin with mixed race broads.

MILEY Vs. SELENA: Who is the Disney Pop Queen???

One of the hardest things about growing up as a child star is being famous again after you grow up. You pretty much have to reinvent yourself as a new celebrity to stay relevant, cause its weird if you’re on … Continue reading

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How to tell if you’re a “Nice Guy” (and how to stop it cause its awful)

Full great comic: here             Let me be clear right here from the start, nice people are amazing all the time and wanting to be one should be a main goal in everyone’s life.  This isn’t about them. “Nice Guys”, … Continue reading

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PARAMORE VS. FALL OUT BOY: Who’s Better at Being Mainstream?

WHO IS BETTER AT BEING MAINSTREAM? Lil’ Hailey and the Paramores VS. Petey Stumps and the Fallin’ Boyz ROUND 1: IMAGE Bunch of straight hipstas lookin like Coachella or bust. Butttt that’s where the money at, CERTIFIED INDIE POP CRED. … Continue reading

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Ariana Grande FINALLY drops her first single (Spoiler: ITS A JAM)

Long time in the making, but I gotta hand it to her label, they played this incredibly well. With a huge twitter following (like 5.5 mil by now I think) and like TV stardom on lock, whatever song Ariana put … Continue reading

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BAD BITCH FRIDAYS #2: YELLOW FEVER ADDITION

Posted in not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, novelty hats, OTWs, things college girls like, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | 39 Comments

BEYONCE DROPS A HOT BANGER

Beyonce, a flawless Goddess who I praise daily as the savior for mankind (I’m a Illuminati pls don’t judge my religion), has just unleashed this ridiculous banger on the world. First part all like “fuck ya’ll bitches I run this … Continue reading

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❄Pretty sure I love ♥Kitty Pryde♥ now guys not joking ❄

You ever hear something and you arent sure if its a joke or not, and you just kind of move on and keep going with your life? That was sort of like me with Kitty Pryde, cause Ive heard of … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: HARLEM SHAKE NOW A VIRAL SENSATION

THIS VIDEO just broke a million views, and was at 600,000 last night. What we are witnessing is the rapid memefication of the song “Harlem Shake” by Baauer because of one video that is easy to copy. Is Trapstep finally … Continue reading

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FALL OUT BOY is Back! Does you care?

Here is the new Fall Out Boy song which dropped out the sky the other day with an album announcement and video featuring 2 Chainz with a flamethrower burning stuff with two hot chicks cause #YOLO? Anyway, song is a … Continue reading

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So I got really into TRAPSTEP

if the moment at 0:37 doesn’t make you really happy this probably isn’t for you. or buy better speakers. So GUYS, I’ve gotten like seriously into TRAPSTEP, which is basically a combo of TRAP music like southern Hip Hop bangers … Continue reading

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