Author Archives: SaveTheSkunkApes

Can New Mexico be redeemed by its music scene?

New Mexico is what most people know as the landmass between Arizona and Texas. It’s that boring stretch of road that you have to endure while traveling across the southwest. There’s a reason why it was chosen for nuclear bomb … Continue reading

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ABOVE THIS needs to get with a pro producer stat

Above This is a 2 man project turned full band from Virginia that specializes in ignorant as fuck moshing jams filled to the brim with bass blasts. They put together a whole album and all it needs is the golden … Continue reading

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That awkward moment when you can describe a ska punk music video as brutal

If they ever decide to go nu metal they won’t have to change a thing. When I found ELYSIUM I wasn’t sure what to expect. It’s one thing to still be jocking ska punk in 2012 but you add being … Continue reading

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It’s time to stand up and have some Cis Pride

Many of you are probably fortunate enough to not know what cisgender means because you haven’t encountered any butthurt womynists and that’s fine because it’s a made up word any way. It literally means “not transgender” because someone felt the … Continue reading

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When every symphonic metal cliche implodes in a perfect storm of lulziness

It’s hard to make out what the band looks like from that official promo picture since they were apparently radioactive at the time so here’s a headshot gallery from their official website: Four drag queens or four lesbians? SILENT OPERA’s … Continue reading

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GUBMINT IS LYING/OPPRESSING Music Video 101 with MOLOTOV SOLUTION

Many bands yearning to be taken seriously will try to wax poetic about love and life issues because it’s a safe subject matter with which everyone except sports commentator Joe Buck can relate. Some bands will take a gamble and … Continue reading

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