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I was like yeah ok whatever

GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR REPAIRED SOUL GOALS IN 2012

Wen I play “HTML roolz dude” on my 256MB Zune I feel liek my soul is getting restored 2 showroom condition <3 music is my liaf!~ via Band Confessions

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Do you want to be part of KEEGAN & CODY’S SICK LIFE??

I try hard to be a chill guy, but I can’t lie: there are still a few things that make me raeg uncontrollably even though they really shouldn’t. At the top of the list is Adult Swim/Wonder Showzen ‘zany humor … Continue reading

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Awesome kid does awesomely retarded hardcore vocal covers

In case it isn’t blindingly obvious, I spend a lot of time overanalyzing dumb shit that kids do on the internet. I realized that teenagers are dumb, but they aren’t stupid- especially the cool ones who kind of realize that … Continue reading

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YOUR OWN DESTROYER has their own fucking race car #nextlevel

Do you ever sit around in your room, thinking about nothing, but kind of thinking about everything and just wondering about stuff? Like, “what does Taylor Swift’s bike seat smell like?” and “do other guys finger themselves every now and … Continue reading

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Tr00 pop punk girl is accused of being ‘tr00 pop punk girl’

nm, just chillin in my room, trying 2 decide which lyrics would look most meaningful on top of this blurry picture of a forest There are some people who just seem to be lightning rods for internet raeg. Anything they … Continue reading

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I am fascinated by this photo of ENDWORLD #scumsluts

You may remember ENDWORLD as the lulzy Australian band who made that “YOU ARE A SCUM SLUT” video. They have a new video that’s mildly amusing, but I didn’t finish watching it because I am completely mesmerized by this incredibly … Continue reading

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SYWH’s greatest hits: BURZUM edition

I usually avoid posting anything metal-related on SYWH (for fear of attracting metal fans), but I like this particular piece enough that I’ll make an exception. This is from when I had a “column” in Terrorizer, and Varg had just … Continue reading

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HE WILL NEVER REGRET THIS TATTOO: Mosh4christ edition

in b4 his aunt says the book was better than the movie in b4 God shakes his head and says “Look I really appreciate the gesture but come on…” in b4 she enters her hipster phase and has to explain … Continue reading

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People I most admire: JUSTIN HARDER and BLAZING LAZER edition

I’m not a homosexual, so I don’t really follow art. But when I do, it’s the motion design of JUSTIN HARDER and the music by his bff Chaz Windus aka BLAZING LAZER (in b4 lol u said harder). If you … Continue reading

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ATTN THANOS REIGNZ: Please make an EMMURE package deal with these

Any girl who wears these = Would beer bong a pint of Vincent Bennet’s ball sweat just to watch her suck Thanos’ dick/10 Credit to SYWH forum poster Truffles for the shooping!

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