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I was like yeah ok whatever

BRB GUISE

As you may have noticed, I haven’t posted in a bit– just wanted to say that I’m taking a little break but will be back very soon! It’s mostly just that I’ve been really busy with my new job, and … Continue reading

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Peep the new ABANDONED BY BEARS video

Speaking of #EZCRAB, our boys in ABANDONED BY BEARS dropped a new single/video and that shit is FIRE son! I definitely consider these guys neck-in-neck with CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK in the battle for the #ezcrab throne, and if there … Continue reading

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The new FALLING IN REVERSE video makes me confuse

Say what you want about Ronnie Radke (he is a convicted killer and woman beater so imma say he’s probably not the world’s best human being) but he is on some next level shit. This new ESCAPE THE FATE video … Continue reading

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The new LAKEVIEW single is the template for easycore 2.0: EZCRAB

For as much crying handwringing as I’ve done lately about easycore being on its deathbed and the rise of antiquelampcore and 50s dad haircuts and blah blah blah, I kind of lost sight of the fact that some of the … Continue reading

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There is a band called YOLO and their singer is a hnggggggggg Mexi girl

 That spunky pose hnggggggggggggg wood cumfaint the instant she got within restraining order distance of me A bunch of people sent me this video, probably because they wanted me to make fun of it. But I’ll leave that for all … Continue reading

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The new CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK is out and o my fuk it’s so good

So the new CNCC album is out, and I think we all new it was gonna be a banger. Yet somehow it is even fucking better than I thought it would be– without a doubt one of the best ezcore … Continue reading

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TRANSIT add antique lamps to their backline (srs) #softgrunge

Discuss. Sauce: matthewxwindsor

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DROWNING have the best hardcore video since XIBALBA “Cold”

I have no idea who this band is, but consider me their #1 after watching this video! I feel like I should try to come up with something more witty for the intro but this is one of those things … Continue reading

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FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS have a new song but are out of the bootleg watch game

lol sorry about that fake watch i sold u jakes on u amirite I guess the neon pop game ain’t what it used to be, because FTSK singer Jonathan Cook got arrested the other day for selling fake Rolexes (srs). … Continue reading

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New genre alert: SLUDGEWAVE

One of the weird things about music is that a thing isn’t a thing until someone says the thing is a thing, you know? So I was thinking, we need to come up with a memorable genre name for that … Continue reading

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