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About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever

If u wish there was a band that sounded like ISSUES meets ATTILA, check these guys out

I know absolutely nothing about THE BAD CHAPTER, and judging by their 3700 Facebook likes, not many other people do either. But after listening to this song, I have a feeling that will be changing in the near future because … Continue reading

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HXC HISTORY: Hardline and how moshcore kids turned into vegan muslim fundamentalists (srs)

Once upon a time, Pete Wentz was in a band called VEGAN REICH (aka VEGAN JIHAD). As u might guess from the name, VR were vegan (as was the fashion at the time). But they didn’t stop there: they were … Continue reading

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have u faced discrimination in the work industry???

LIEK THIS POST IF U ARE WILLING 2 TAKE A STAND AGAINST #TATTOOISM

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METRO STATION is back. Are we on the brink of a neon revival???

In the “well i didnt see THAT one coming” dept, kings of neon METRO STATION are back together! Or at least Trace and the fat guy. The first reaction from what I’ve seen online is “this song is OK but … Continue reading

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Read ABANDONDED 7″s for the *truth* about 90s hardcore

If there’s one thing I never get tired of, it’s talking about the old days of 90s hardcore. Specifically, about how they completely sucked dick compared to how awesome music and the scene is these days. Which is pretty much … Continue reading

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MATTY MULLINS releases solo album that sounds like a crappy christian version of BRUNO MARS

if u ever thought to urself, “i wish there was a band that combined the phony, insincere, lyrics that OF MICE & MEN write so that┬átroubled high school girls with low self-esteem will tell them ‘u saved my life’ with … Continue reading

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There is a new THE ACACIA STRAIN single, what do u think of it?

When it comes to absurdly downtuned chugcore, I think “Wormwood” still holds the title for the pinnacle of the genre. Like all the best albums, it’s accessible and catchy [via retardedly simple chug riffs] but keeps things interesting with variations … Continue reading

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The sad tale of THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Myspace, the scene was ruled by a quintet of Christian lads from Dayton, Ohio who went by the unlikely moniker of THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA. The scene-prophets held council and declared them … Continue reading

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Record stores are sad, pathetic places for sad, pathetic people

My mom always told me that usually the things we hate about other people are things that we actually hate about ourselves. And maybe she is right, because as a former comic book-collecting, wrestling-watching, metal-listening dork, there are very few … Continue reading

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There is a new NEW FOUND GLORY song and its fucking awesome

As someone who grew up in the same “graduating class of hardcore” as Chad Gilbert (although I was a senior when he was a junior), I’ve always felt like I was cheering for the home team when it comes to … Continue reading

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