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Tyler Carter’s mom repping XIBALBA

In case you ever doubted that ISSUES is the most advanced band of our generation, they somehow just managed to topp Tyler Carter wearing a NAILS shirt on stage  

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CRUEL HAND join the NEW WAVE OF AMERICAN HARD ROCK

If u thought that the “going full HOOBASTANK” thing was limited the big scene bands of yesteryear trying to claw their way to mainstream stardom, u thought wrong. Once the darlings of the RIDETHELIGHTNINGCORE scene, Maine’s CRUEL HAND are now … Continue reading

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Danny Worsnop looks and sounds like a Jack Black character now

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Is Andrew from ATTACK ATTACK’s new #hardrock band the future of the scene??

As you may have heard, former ATTACK ATTACK drummer Andrew Wetzel has a new band called NINE SHRINES, and they are straight up #hardrock. If you’re too lazy to click the video (or you’re reading this while you’re in a … Continue reading

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Will 2014 be the beginning of ‘peak cassette’?

If u aren’t familiar with the concept of ‘peak oil,’ it’s pretty simple: the basic idea is that at some point, we will reach a point at which the maximum rate of oil extraction is reached, and after that its … Continue reading

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TATTOO-FREE (AND HAPPY)

photo of un-tattooed arm and mildly annoying-looking white girl: so simple but so fucking brilliant For the most part, I am kind of over “trolling.” I mean, I get it… but it’s just not that interesting or clever 99% of … Continue reading

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the best of ZANY NEON SCENE MERCH

The image above says it all: merch just isn’t what it used to be. Walk into a Hot Topic in 2014 and instead of being blinded by a rainbow of giant, neon cartoon imagery reflecting off of foil print “Stay … Continue reading

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Harley Flanagan’s 4-step guide to starting the next hxc hype band

strongly agree, especially on item #4. if u want to be ahead of the curve start ripping off MUCKY PUP and WHITE DEVIL riffs now!!

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If u wish there was a band that sounded like ISSUES meets ATTILA, check these guys out

I know absolutely nothing about THE BAD CHAPTER, and judging by their 3700 Facebook likes, not many other people do either. But after listening to this song, I have a feeling that will be changing in the near future because … Continue reading

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HXC HISTORY: Hardline and how moshcore kids turned into vegan muslim fundamentalists (srs)

Once upon a time, Pete Wentz was in a band called VEGAN REICH (aka VEGAN JIHAD). As u might guess from the name, VR were vegan (as was the fashion at the time). But they didn’t stop there: they were … Continue reading

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