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Which 80s HC band should be jocked by Noisey/Rollling Stone/NPR next??

Since Vice/Noisey seem to like borrowing my ideas (1, 2), I figured I might as well at least feed them some good ones. And with their fawning over ancient hardcore at an all-time high, what better place to start than … Continue reading

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This week in #sludgewave: GOLIATH “Inside My Mind” ft JOHNNY PLAGUE

Our friends in GOLIATH just dropped this new single featuring John from WINDS OF PLAGUE. You might notice that it is by far their best sounding material yet, courtesy of Eyal Levi. If you like this, stay tuned for more– … Continue reading

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‘Real Hardcore’ kids = literally worse than the holocaust

CREDIT: http://turkeyforlife.tumblr.com/post/102982629643

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Matty Mullins releases new video of himself walking down the street for 4 minutes

‘A bit different than a typical music video’ = him sitting in the back of the mini cooper with the back hatch open while ms mullins drives

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FAKE REAL METAL KID STARTER PACK

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Jonathan from FTSK is a real estate agent now

“Look with Cook!” It’s been a rough couple years for the boys in FTSK. Not only did they lose their main songwriter (Caleb), but singer Jonathan Cook got arrested for selling fake watches on eBay AND was sued for several … Continue reading

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If u fetishize 90s NYHC, check out NOECHO.NET

Lately I’ve spent a lot of time complaining about sites like Noisey and NPR jizzing over 80s/90s hardcore– people who would never dream of giving it a word of praise when it was actually relevant. And while I am sure … Continue reading

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more evidence of the impending neon revival: SILVERSTEIN’s new website

Only thing that could have made this more perfect would be a zany genre description like “crunk / reggae / grindcore”

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Jello Biafra goes on longwinded, cringy rant about selfies

feeling super embarrassed that not only does grandpa jello have an excessively strong, unsolicited opinion about selfies, he can’t even figure out how to take a horizontal video so it fits nicely on youtube. also the part at the very … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: ENPEDESTALMENT releases new single “DICKSQUAD” *please read*

(ft Samantha from GUTTURAL SLUG on vocals) If u love Sergeant D and controversial new artists ENPEDESTALMENT, please visit them on Bandcamp and purchase one of their releases (we recommend the ENPEDESTALMENT/DEPRESSED TEENAGER “Love Slam” split 7″). Please note that … Continue reading

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