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About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever

The new BRING ME THE HORIZON SONG sounds like SALIVA meets THREE DAYS GRACE

I liked them better when they sounded like LINKIN PARK

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Buy Fronz from ATTILA’s new cologne (srs)

i hope it smells like a mix of tanning oil and that victoria’s secret citrus spray that girls spray in the bathroom after they go #2. they think that it actually covers up the smell of the poop, when in … Continue reading

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State of the pop-punk union 2k15: tr00 is OUT, fun mallpunk is IN

It’s kind of amazing that SYWH is now 6 years old, and as such has been around long enough to see the trends change a few times. Back when I started this thing, BROKENCYDE were at their peak of buzz, … Continue reading

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Personal finance for scenebros, hardcore kids, and other dummies

If you are reading this, chances are that you didn’t exactly grow up in a family full of financial wizards. I was raised by a single mother on welfare, so our idea of “financial planning” was rationing out how much … Continue reading

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tfw no NONSTOP FEELING cassette :/

credit: Gabrial C.

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SWORN IN look like MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE now and sound like BOTCH

they just need some red skinny ties to go full ALESANA. and actually now that i think about it, the guy on the right kind of looks like some random character from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure

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Anthony from BAYSIDE has a ska/reggae project (srs)

I write this with a heavy heart, because this news means that yet another one of my people (old hxc guys) has become a victim of Kevin Seconds Syndrome. KSS is a tragic and irreversible condition that strikes as many … Continue reading

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ITT: The most advansed memes on the entire internet, ever

credit: LAUGHAPALOOZA on Face Book

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“Think before you talk,” and other things I wish I could have told myself 20 years ago

As “the scene’s cool older brother,” one of my dreams is that you will avoid making the same painful, stupid mistakes that I did in my teens and twenties. My hope is that by telling you about all the dumb … Continue reading

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CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK acknowledge #ezcrab; I can die a happy man

he even included the fucking hashtag. dudes, they are definitely ready 2

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