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I was like yeah ok whatever

Jay-Z signs TOUCHE AMORE (srs)

in b4 someone finds Jay’s secret tumblr which is full of superwholock gifs, TSSF lyrics over desaturated pictures of forests, and photos of tattoo-model girls in huf socks.

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CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK announce new album and it appears to not suck

Friends, I’m feeling pretty good these days– like a homesteader who survived the long, brutal winter with only 1 or 2 of his cattle freezing to death, looking out across his farm and seeing the first signs of spring poking … Continue reading

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HIT THE LIGHTS release new song complaining about Instagram

A couple thoughts in no particular order: Bummed to see them fall into the “old man screams at cloud” trap– or more specifically, the even more awkward SENSES FAIL/BAYSIDE version which is “former scene band gets up on their high … Continue reading

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CITY LIGHTS is playing a reunion show; hey dudes r u ready 2?

For the first time in my entire life, I sort of wish I still lived in Ohio so I could go to this one-off reunion show from one of the best OG easycore bands, my good friends CITY LIGHTS. They … Continue reading

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Singer of SUBURBAN SCUM jocks DOG EAT DOG; proves that funkycore is real

if u will recall, i have been forecasting FUNKYCORE as The Next Big Thing for several months now. while that was a legitimate, serious prediction, in the interest of comedy i took the argument to what i thought was an … Continue reading

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how 2 get that fresh haircut and impress everyone at Rainfest/THIC/BNB Bowl

credit: aust_elle

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Andy Dick is an extra in the new FALLING IN REVERSE video

On the brighter side, the song is fucking awesome and sounds exactly like prime ESCAPE THE FATE– looks like Ronald is even growing his scene hair out again! In b4 they switch to Myspace as their “exclusive social media partner” … Continue reading

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> waiting patiently in my neon bunker for easycore to rise from the ashes, reborn like a proud majestic phoenix > monitoring radio scanner for signs of life > detects a faint but clear signal from SETTLE YOUR SCORES crackling across … Continue reading

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Jason from LETLIVE has a clothing company for gentlemen with man-buns

Thanks to Adam Q. for awaring us to this  

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Former bullshit Warped Tour band BAYSIDE put “bullshit warped tour bands” on blast

sad 4u, BAYSIDE. u guys should know better than to turn into bitter old men who repeat the cycle of “last’s years ‘trendy bullshit for teenagers who shop at the mall’ is this year’s Real Music.” from what i understand, … Continue reading

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