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CHEAT SHEET 4 STARTING THE NEXT HYPE HARDCORE BAND

One of the most common mistakes that entry-level investors make is plunging into the market after a boom, only to sell again in a panic when prices inevitably fall. For example, all the poor kids who lost big investing everything … Continue reading

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They’re Still A Band??! [2015 edition]

As someone who has been watching MMA for over 20 years, one of the hardest things to see is when a fighter who should have retired many years ago just won’t hang up the gloves and ends up being on … Continue reading

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tfw no ENTOMBEDCORE gf :(

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Will PALISADES be the next ISSUES?

If you read my 2015 State of The Scene Address, you already know that RNBCORE is about to be a big deal. In a nutshell, you can think of RNBCORE as “bands who want to be ISSUES,” mixing djenty riffs, … Continue reading

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Bands u may have slept on: TONYALL (ffo DESCENDENTS, ALL)

With all the recent fawning over DESCENDENTS (entirely deserved imo), it’s kind of a bummer to me that ALL is mostly ignored since they were one of the most advanced bands of the 90s. I totally get it though, because … Continue reading

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2015 TREND REPORT: What unpopular 90s bands to jock for maximum merchswap cred

While all signs point to a neon/fun revival in the medium-to-long term, for now we are still deep in the 90s revival. With all the obvious bands like BIOHAZARD and MORBID ANGEL already played out among hardcore trendmasters, it’s time … Continue reading

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The latest documentary fawning over the 80s DC hardcore scene is out

It took me a while to understand why the 80s DC hardcore scene is so popular with alternative white ppl/whole foods customers/ppl who ride bicycles. I mean don’t get me wrong, I like MINOR THREAT as much as the next … Continue reading

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TDWP to play “Zombie” EP in full on their next tour

Translation: “nobody cared about the records we did after this, so we’re just gonna give the kids what they want.” While it’s a bummer for them, props to Mike for admitting what is obvious. Like how all the 80s hair … Continue reading

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It’s 2014 and there is a new band that sounds *exactly* like I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE

And when I say exactly I mean EXACTLY– this song by AMERICAN AWESOME ALLIANCE came out in September of 2014 but could easily have been on “You Can’t Spell Slaughter Without Laughter” in 2008. And maybe it’s because I’ve spent … Continue reading

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BOTDF debut new “Jeremy McKinnon in a wig” look

strong “puerto rican construction worker trynna look fly” vibe

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