Author Archives: Sergeant D

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever

TATTOO-FREE (AND HAPPY)

photo of un-tattooed arm and mildly annoying-looking white girl: so simple but so fucking brilliant For the most part, I am kind of over “trolling.” I mean, I get it… but it’s just not that interesting or clever 99% of … Continue reading

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the best of ZANY NEON SCENE MERCH

The image above says it all: merch just isn’t what it used to be. Walk into a Hot Topic in 2014 and instead of being blinded by a rainbow of giant, neon cartoon imagery reflecting off of foil print “Stay … Continue reading

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Harley Flanagan’s 4-step guide to starting the next hxc hype band

strongly agree, especially on item #4. if u want to be ahead of the curve start ripping off MUCKY PUP and WHITE DEVIL riffs now!!

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If u wish there was a band that sounded like ISSUES meets ATTILA, check these guys out

I know absolutely nothing about THE BAD CHAPTER, and judging by their 3700 Facebook likes, not many other people do either. But after listening to this song, I have a feeling that will be changing in the near future because … Continue reading

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HXC HISTORY: Hardline and how moshcore kids turned into vegan muslim fundamentalists (srs)

Once upon a time, Pete Wentz was in a band called VEGAN REICH (aka VEGAN JIHAD). As u might guess from the name, VR were vegan (as was the fashion at the time). But they didn’t stop there: they were … Continue reading

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have u faced discrimination in the work industry???

LIEK THIS POST IF U ARE WILLING 2 TAKE A STAND AGAINST #TATTOOISM

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METRO STATION is back. Are we on the brink of a neon revival???

In the “well i didnt see THAT one coming” dept, kings of neon METRO STATION are back together! Or at least Trace and the fat guy. The first reaction from what I’ve seen online is “this song is OK but … Continue reading

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Read ABANDONDED 7″s for the *truth* about 90s hardcore

If there’s one thing I never get tired of, it’s talking about the old days of 90s hardcore. Specifically, about how they completely sucked dick compared to how awesome music and the scene is these days. Which is pretty much … Continue reading

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MATTY MULLINS releases solo album that sounds like a crappy christian version of BRUNO MARS

if u ever thought to urself, “i wish there was a band that combined the phony, insincere, lyrics that OF MICE & MEN write so that┬átroubled high school girls with low self-esteem will tell them ‘u saved my life’ with … Continue reading

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There is a new THE ACACIA STRAIN single, what do u think of it?

When it comes to absurdly downtuned chugcore, I think “Wormwood” still holds the title for the pinnacle of the genre. Like all the best albums, it’s accessible and catchy [via retardedly simple chug riffs] but keeps things interesting with variations … Continue reading

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