Author Archives: Sergeant D

About Sergeant D

I was like yeah ok whatever


> waiting patiently in my neon bunker for easycore to rise from the ashes, reborn like a proud majestic phoenix > monitoring radio scanner for signs of life > detects a faint but clear signal from SETTLE YOUR SCORES crackling across … Continue reading

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Jason from LETLIVE has a clothing company for gentlemen with man-buns

Thanks to Adam Q. for awaring us to this  

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Former bullshit Warped Tour band BAYSIDE put “bullshit warped tour bands” on blast

sad 4u, BAYSIDE. u guys should know better than to turn into bitter old men who repeat the cycle of “last’s years ‘trendy bullshit for teenagers who shop at the mall’ is this year’s Real Music.” from what i understand, … Continue reading

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let’s talk about EARLY 2000s POP

When I look back on the past 20 years, I realized that I got to experience a lot of things that Kids These Days would think are pretty cool: seeing LIFE OF AGONY and CROWN OF THORNZ in their prime, … Continue reading

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Spring fashion preview: get the hot new look for 2015 hardcore kids!

photo credit: Michael O.

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if u miss old HIT THE LIGHTS, check out THIEF CLUB

I have mentioned many times how much I love prime HIT THE LIGHTS (where “prime” = “Skip School” and “Coast To Coast”). The new HTL single is rad and definitely gives me hope, but when it comes to “bands who … Continue reading

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Sumerian Records releases trailer for their upcoming bro-comedy

“American Pie with breakdowns”?

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OF MICE & MEN release crappy new #hardrock single

You have to feel bad for OF MICE & MEN because they are at an awkward crossroads. On the one hand, they are on the threshold of a mainstream breakthrough thanks to the super-catchy hooks and choruses in songs like … Continue reading

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They played a TRANSIT song during the Super Bowl

Sometimes I feel like I have weird super powers, like some kid in a movie where everything he draws in his notebook becomes real (which he discovers when he draws a tiger humping his dad, only to walk downstairs to … Continue reading

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RIOT Fest books FAITH NO MORE; confirms my funk-metal trend predictions

Guys, please remember: when it comes to predicting what stupid thing hardcore kids will jock next, NEVER DOUBT ME.

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