Author Archives: Watt Par

Audio Push Release New Mixtape

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Watt Par

It kind of sucks. : ( The Push pulled a definite easycore on us and decided to try to be “real artists.”  This is really a shame because “Teach Me How to Jerk” really is a fantastic, fun track.  Don’t … Continue reading →

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Rihanna Tries Her Hand at Neo-Jerk

Posted on April 12, 2012 by Watt Par

There has been a strange trend recently of really advanced-level/bizarre hip hop randomly showing up and being passed off as mainstream and normal.  For evidence, see the recent widely-hated Nicki Minaj track “Stupid Hoe”.  This Rihanna track is perhaps a … Continue reading →

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WHITE KNIGHT CHRONICLES: “I noticed that you are a prostitute and would like to express my appreciation” edition

Posted on April 8, 2012 by Watt Par

In this track, rapper YG notices that an attractive female is a prostitute and decides to WK her through an awkwardly worded rap.  How touching!  I bet she really has the strength to get through the day because of his … Continue reading →

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New Jamz: Smoove of Cali Swag District

Posted on April 5, 2012 by Watt Par

It’s no secret that we at SYWH yearn for the glory days of jerkin’. Luckily for us, not everyone has “matured” and some folks are still holdin’ it down on the neon skinnies + candy Dunks tip.  Point in case:  … Continue reading →

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ITT: The pop music industry put on blast by old black lesbian who acts retarded

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Watt Par

ITT:  The pop music industry is put on blast by on old black lesbian who acts retarded but in an endearing way so white people think it is cute and listen to him for the same reason they adopt really … Continue reading →

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Brociology: Analyzing Videos of White Girls Dancing

Posted on March 31, 2012 by Watt Par

As any white male with an equally white sister can tell you, there is nothing white girls love to do more than look stupid but in a cute way.  They like wearing ironic flat bills, saying “gangster” words, and not … Continue reading →

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NEW JAMZ: Gunplay – Jump Out

Posted on March 17, 2012 by Watt Par

Highlights: The visual effects, which will be covered in their own highlight reel following this one. Opening phone conversation.  This is significant not only for the comical levels of “nigga” but for the ultra-forced dropping of “Maybach Music.”  Product placement … Continue reading →

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Rap Songs That Could Also Be Slam Songs

Posted on March 9, 2012 by Watt Par

This is really only half of a true post.  I don’t have much witty analysis or projections about the future.  This is just a collection of bomb-ass rap tracks that bang/slap/knock/hit that have some vital element of slam in them.  … Continue reading →

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SYWH Consulting: Making CYNIC Relevant to a Generation

Posted on February 18, 2012 by Watt Par

Recognizing that I am both brilliant and a visionary, I thought that I would offer my services, for free, and add philanthroper to the list.  This new series on SYWH is called SYWH Consulting, and it will focus on how … Continue reading →

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DJ DIAMOND KUTS = a new wave of neo-jerk???

Posted on February 7, 2012 by Watt Par

A new wave of neo-jerk? I’ve posted this track a couple of times in random places, but now I think the time is finally right to put it into a full post.  It’s brutally minimalistic and really irritating, right up … Continue reading →

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