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Re: Martial Arts

Postby breadwolf » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:21 am

That's why I'm going to art school.

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Re: Martial Arts

Postby Feathered_Derpent » Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:41 am

Only Kendo is real







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Re: Martial Arts

Postby C.N » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:27 am

Feathered_Derpent wrote:Only Kendo is real









V fearsome wood not want to come across in a dark basement/10
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby Bromst » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:28 am

I have been thinking about getting into boxing, but I am a Med School student and am afraid that I will fuck up my hands from ti and not be able to perform on surgery. :( Halp.
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby C.N » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:31 am

Bromst wrote:I have been thinking about getting into boxing, but I am a Med School student and am afraid that I will fuck up my hands from ti and not be able to perform on surgery. :( Halp.


I dunno man, I know plenty of boxers (My dad used to and one of my friends was the age champion in our state or country, I forget) and none of them have ever had hand problems.
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby Bromst » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:37 am

C.Ninja wrote:
Bromst wrote:I have been thinking about getting into boxing, but I am a Med School student and am afraid that I will fuck up my hands from ti and not be able to perform on surgery. :( Halp.


I dunno man, I know plenty of boxers (My dad used to and one of my friends was the age champion in our state or country, I forget) and none of them have ever had hand problems.

Sweet. I will do another month of regular gym going then and after that leave the gym and go to some boxing classes. Can you get ripped via box?
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby C.N » Fri Sep 21, 2012 2:44 am

Bromst wrote:
C.Ninja wrote:
Bromst wrote:I have been thinking about getting into boxing, but I am a Med School student and am afraid that I will fuck up my hands from ti and not be able to perform on surgery. :( Halp.


I dunno man, I know plenty of boxers (My dad used to and one of my friends was the age champion in our state or country, I forget) and none of them have ever had hand problems.

Sweet. I will do another month of regular gym going then and after that leave the gym and go to some boxing classes. Can you get ripped via box?


From my experience you get alittle leaner and stronger/endurance, but it's the other exercises you do in conjunction that make you ripped alpha/10
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby SergeantD » Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:16 am

actually do be careful with boxing-- tell the gym owners about your situation and make sure you feel comfortable with their proposed solution. it's actually pretty easy to fracture your hands from boxing if you aren't taught the proper way of wrapping your hands and stuff so make sure they are receptive to what you're saying.
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby Watt Par » Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:55 am

Get a carpenter's belt and fill it with claw hammers, dry wall hammers, and ball-peen hammers. Practice hitting stuff with them for ten minutes every night. Now you are a killing machine and everyone just thinks you are blue collar (that's the price of safety in today's world).
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Re: Martial Arts

Postby C.N » Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:05 am

^Hahaha :lol:

"Blue collar killing machine" should definitely be a movie!
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