Category Archives: announcements

BRB GUISE

As you may have noticed, I haven’t posted in a bit– just wanted to say that I’m taking a little break but will be back very soon! It’s mostly just that I’ve been really busy with my new job, and … Continue reading

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TERROR are playing the AllStars Tour; butts are in pain

So TERROR are playing this year’s AllStars tour. It’s kind of lulzy for obvious reasons (such as being under CHELSEA GRIN lol) but imo it’s a fucking sick lineup and I am super stoked to see this tour. But that’s … Continue reading

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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Coming out as cisgender

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Get involved with GET INVOLVED!

For those who don’t know, our buddy Lars Weiss (whose hardcore resume includes JUDGE, SIDE BY SIDE, UPPERCUT and ALONE IN A CROWD) is in a new band called GET INVOLVED. The other dudes were in a couple bands you … Continue reading

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A SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM DANI KING TO U

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Premiere: Jake from DEFILER has a rap song about IMNs

One of the most awkward parts of the scene is what my friend Johncantslowdown calls GGBB: Good Guys, Bad Band. I can’t even count the number of times I’ve gritted my teeth and forced a smile out when one of … Continue reading

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ENPEDESTALMENT premieres “World Of Leggings” on the ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION radio show

The guys at ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION had me on their radio show the other night to talk about ENPEDESTALMENT, SYWH and whether black people can use computers. I also premiere the new ENPEDESTALMENT song “World Of Leggings,” featuring Jake from DEFILER! … Continue reading

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Exclusive premiere: GOLIATH X DJ TWOSTACKS collabo

One of the worst kinds of “that guy” is the dude who uses internet-lingo IRL. Like if you spill your coffee and he blurts out “STARBUCKS FAIL!! SON I AM DISAPPOINT!!!” then cackles with laughter and adjusts his fedora in … Continue reading

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JUDGE is back, motherfuckers!

I am always puzzled when bands nobody cares about get back together years after they were (barely) relevant in the first place. Like, is there anybody clamoring for a BROTHER’S KEEPER or 59 TIMES THE PAIN reunion? It’s basically never … Continue reading

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Check out this cute bitch in a SYWH shirt!!

Follow johncantslowdown on Instagram for many, many more pictars of this cute puppy

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