Category Archives: bands i like

RISE OF THE NORTHSTAR prove u can be an hardstyle weaboo

There is moshcore… and then there is EUROCORE. Most people who like to keep up with “lulzy euro hardcore” trend have probably seen a view videos by this siqq band RISE OF THE NORTHSTAR, and an older song was covered … Continue reading

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Lars Weiss’ 2k13 summer jams

Lars Weiss played in a bunch of 80s NYHC bands, and now he hangs out with his kids and plays in GET INVOLVED. Check for their debut EP coming later this year! – Sgt D When hardcore let me down … Continue reading

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This COCKSPARRER song might have the best lyrics ever

You’re always sure, you’re always right You see it all in black and white You never listen to anyone Because you’re young Attn: Every loudmouth kid with excessively strong opinions (cc: the internet)

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Life lessons from YOUTH OF TODAY (srs)

Like a lot of people reading this, I didn’t exactly grow up with a lot of good role models or examples of what it’s like to be a positive, healthy, happy person so I spent most of my childhood being … Continue reading

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Help, the new WORLD OF PAIN is shitting bricks of pure heaviness all over me

WARNING: Don’t even fuckin’ think about reading any further before adorning your puffy vest San Diego bros WORLD OF PAIN have always been good at creating maximum ignorant mosh damage, but they got a new album, Improvise & Survive, coming out … Continue reading

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Jorbam Hyperbole Reviews: Nails – Abandon All Life

With an album cover plagarising my 8th grade algebra notebook cover from when I was super into “dark fantasy,” Nails’ new album, Abandon All Life, is so angry and full of malice, every child in an abusive family, in the … Continue reading

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the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading

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Aussie D-Core! (M8 content)

Sup brah Straya has given the world many things. Zyzz, a more relaxed view on 4 letter words, the ugg boot and goofy looking animals to name but a few. But did you know in between swearing and frying under … Continue reading

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Deathcore is dead, long live Djent!…Or is it? (no IMN’s allowed)

Hey bro’s it’s C.N (ft T.Money) here. This post is going to be very serious, because we could be dealing with an imminent death. Deathcore and Metalcore was going strong just a few years ago, in local venues everywhere you … Continue reading

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No Zodiac’s POPULATION CONTROL takes the crown early on for HARDEST ALBUM OF 2013

i cannot iterate enough how heavy the intro to this song is, like are you actually kidding me, i don’t want to punch a hole in my wall, that costs money to fix mirin’ that devourment hoodie, these guys are … Continue reading

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