Category Archives: bands who are just ok

Let’s Talk About Your Shitty Band

Right off the bat, if you’re younger than 25ish and you’re in a band, you can stop reading if you’d like.  Go off and have fun but for the love of fuck MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN EXIT STRATEGY. Ok, … Continue reading

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more studies from the recent boy-band influx

if u grew up in the 90s, u might remember when boy bands made all the girls cream and ruled the music charts. not too long ago, those days seemed to be long in the past and forbidden. liek, imagine … Continue reading

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New White Knight Anthem, Legitimately Called ‘Nice Guys Finish Last’

Earlier today I went to youtube and typed in ‘easycore music video’ then went to most recently added, and stumbled upon some internet gold. There is this band ‘Escape Plan’ from Michigan, who from their facebook seem like the standard … Continue reading

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ETID likes SYWH

                                          If you are one of the 100000 people who sent us asks concerning Every Time I Die: ETID is backed hard by SYWH. Once and for all. Please don’t ask us anymore. We really don’t care about their music. … Continue reading

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Lollapalooza Review from a Bro who didn’t rlly wanna go

Ayoo, so Lollapalooza is some music festival in Chicago that is best known for having the lowest concentration of hippies in any music festival (cite needed). I saw the lineup this year was all like ‘ehhhhh’ and didn’t even think … Continue reading

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Brier-Terrace: tr00 Birthplace of Seattle Emo

There’s an ongoing theme in Stuff You Will Hate that basically suggests that all awesome or lulziest music has its origins in suburbs. A lot of people want to talk a good game about they’re from [insert major city here], … Continue reading

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I just listened to HUNDRETH and they are kinda shitty

HAVE U EVER WANTED TO HERP SO BAD U DERPED??? I always identified strongly with that one Crown Of Thornz song that goes “please let there be a next time,” because I am constantly doing stupid shit that ends badly … Continue reading

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AMERICAN NIGHTMARE are playing a reunion show, do you care??

I saw American Nightmare/Give Up The Ghost/whatever the fuck else they were called a few times, but they were always the epitome of “bands who everybody goes apeshit for, but just make me shrug and go ‘they’re not bad I … Continue reading

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What’s so great about NO WARNING??

Generally speaking, if something is popular I assume it’s good. If there’s a new hype band, I check them out because I figure if a lot of people like it, there’s probably a good reason for it. Sometimes I agree … Continue reading

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MISFITS: Most overrated band of all time???

For some reason, white people love Halloween. They start chattering about their elaborate plans for costumes and themed parties around August of every year, getting themselves worked up like little kids on Christmas Eve. Except they are like 28 with … Continue reading

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