Category Archives: bands who should be kicked out of the scene

TRAP HOUSE RAVE HAVE A NEW SINGLE ABOUT FISH HOOKING BUTTHOLES!?

Hi, my name is Koly Kolgate and I’m actually in the band Trap House Rave. Now, I know what you’re thinking… ” who does this guy think he is? He doesn’t post anything in over a year and then his … Continue reading

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Woe, Is Me VS. Issues: Who won the BEEF??

So Risecore teenheartthrobs WOE IS ME lost like half their members, then got new members then their old members got new members and started similar Risecore type band ISSUES (about the serious issues teens deal with everyday lol). Now because … Continue reading

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RIP J BIGGA. oh, and RIP Internet too, I guess…

So, J BIGGA (the guy that you probably never heard of, but has allegedly done over 300 songs) is done with music.. Apparently the internet is dying, and as an “internet musician” he’s been forced to retire. Oh, and he’s … Continue reading

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Fences is the Worst Band in Seattle (actually, the world, probably)

My man Sergeant D once commented that Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay for Old Dad Hardcore kids (or something akin to that). If Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay, then Seattle’s Fences is like Travis for the flannel-wearing-shitty-tattoo-fixed-gear-bike-riding set: … Continue reading

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A Breakdown To Remember: Hardcore Honor Code Violation

Look here’s my thing…every now and then a band might throw a part into a song just to kind of “pay homage” to some one or some other band that came before them and that’s cool.  I’m totally fine with … Continue reading

Posted in bands javier used 2 be in, bands who should be kicked out of the scene, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, chainreactioncore, embarrassing, intellectual property rights, ppl who played in 18 visions when they were still good, sick breakdowns, victory records, what will they think of next? | Tagged , , | 19 Comments

BANDS 2 WATCH FOR: Auburn [via midgets who mosh 4 christ]

The latest band to copy Norma Jean riffs in the name of Christ is Massachusetts’ own AUBURN. There’s no shortage of bands in that vein, so nothing to see here, right?? Wrong: ONE OF THEM IS A GODDAMN MIDGET! I … Continue reading

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Did the The Judas Cradle rip off ADTR???

As u all know, I am a huge fan of popular easycore band A Day To Rmbr, and I shared my thoughts on their latest video last week. Apparently I wasn’t the only one who thought the video was tight– … Continue reading

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