Category Archives: bands whose music I enjoy from a very safe distance

Let’s Talk About Your Shitty Band

Posted on January 15, 2013 by jorbam

Right off the bat, if you’re younger than 25ish and you’re in a band, you can stop reading if you’d like.  Go off and have fun but for the love of fuck MAKE SURE YOU HAVE AN EXIT STRATEGY. Ok, … Continue reading →

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REGGAETON: An introductory course

Posted on September 21, 2012 by Manuwar

Ques la que hay cabrones?? I am Manuwar and I’m here to teach you the song of my people: REGGEATON, Puerto Rico’s greatest (or worst, depending on who you ask) cultural export. Musically, reggeaton is similar to hip-hop and dancehall, … Continue reading →

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Lollapalooza Review from a Bro who didn’t rlly wanna go

Posted on August 12, 2012 by Save Parker

Ayoo, so Lollapalooza is some music festival in Chicago that is best known for having the lowest concentration of hippies in any music festival (cite needed). I saw the lineup this year was all like ‘ehhhhh’ and didn’t even think … Continue reading →

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ITT: Old grindcore musician discovers trend 3 years after it peaks

Posted on July 6, 2012 by beholdthesharktopus

  I’m not sure what my favorite part of this is. I can’t decide if it’s funnier that he’s just now discovering crabcore, or that he spelled it “crab core metal core”. Does he refer to his band as a … Continue reading →

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Brier-Terrace: tr00 Birthplace of Seattle Emo

Posted on June 20, 2012 by chasingcoolness

There’s an ongoing theme in Stuff You Will Hate that basically suggests that all awesome or lulziest music has its origins in suburbs. A lot of people want to talk a good game about they’re from [insert major city here], … Continue reading →

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Attack Attack Are Artists

Posted on January 17, 2012 by Void Eater

Attack Attack are truly renaissance men in modern times. Their grounding breaking blend of techno and heavy metal, in conjunction with their signature squats has built them a large fanbase in highschools the world over. However, up to this point, we … Continue reading →

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L.U.N.G.S: A worse class of band

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Bizkits

Make no mistake about it, L.U.N.G.S is a completely awful band. Horrifyingly bad. I bought their album from the dollar bin of a record store once (it was mistakenly in the metal section) and threw it away after listening to … Continue reading →

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Sneak Preview: Your Hardcore Band A Few Years From Now

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Martin Regnen

Miserable failures who play unpopular music like to console themselves with the thought that they could be popular if they only wanted to play music that’s trendy today. That, of course, is complete bullshit. If you try to play the … Continue reading →

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TRC release a video for their single

Posted on February 16, 2011 by AwesomeThunderBolt

I love TRC cos i’m pretty sure they’re what a hardcore band would sound like if Tucker Max was in charge. Or that guy from The Game. The best line in the new video above is ”FOR PETE’s SAKE YOU ARE … Continue reading →

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Indiana’s Finest

Posted on June 19, 2010 by eyelicker

So today I was checking up on myspace, like it was really 2005 (or I was some poor OTW), and among all the tons of Indie bands and mediocre deathcore filling up my friend requests, I saw this little face … Continue reading →

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