Category Archives: eurodance

the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading →

Posted in awesome shit, bands i like, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, embarrassing or lulzy bands, euro fggts, eurocore, eurodance, euros, fashion, fucking euros, horrible accents, lulzy bands, lulzy videos, moshing, new jamz, party like its 2008, sick breakdowns, wigged and confused, you're moshing | Tagged , , | 24 Comments

Want Atrocity to notice you? Learn piano.

Posted on February 26, 2011 by Lloyd Christmas

Look I’m sorry if this comes off as harsh but I’m in a shitty mood.  No wait, I’m not sorry. I was in a meeting from 7:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. with only a half hour break for lunch in … Continue reading →

Posted in don't hate congratulate, epic trancecore, eurodance, eurotrash, gingers, how 2 get laid | Tagged , | 17 Comments

EUROVISION DEATH RATTLE: MOAR CLUMSY ETHNIC CARICATURES TO EDUCATE AND INFORM

Posted on May 31, 2010 by JimmyXChrist

That was an absolute belter of a show. The single most watched TV event in the world apparently, which goes to show that you can stage as many impenetrable afterlife allegories on an island as you like and people will … Continue reading →

Posted in eurodance, euros, eurovision | 6 Comments

Can foreigners play thugcore??

Posted on May 22, 2010 by Sergeant D

Feel like America has a lot to learn from the Euros re: their progressive views of alternative lifestyles Wiggerism in Europe When I think of Europe, I think of brands who make jeans that are popular with homosexuals, flaky desserts, … Continue reading →

Posted in doraemon, eurodance, euros, got rice, kid yamamoto, sanrio | 38 Comments

NEW JAMZ: Fail Emotions [via epic trancecore]

Posted on April 28, 2010 by Sergeant D

Two things we cover fairly often here on SYWH are screamo and Eurodance, but I never thought the two worlds would collide… until now. Hailing from the frozen tundra/luxury shopping mecca of Russia comes Fail Emotions, a new EPIC TRANCECORE … Continue reading →

Posted in engrish, epic trancecore, eurodance, loling at europeans when they try to be cool, trancecore, weird euro stuff, what teens are into | 11 Comments

New Europop Jamz: Günther "Ding Dong Song"

Posted on April 26, 2010 by eyelicker

I was a great fan of the original DIY Eurotrance post. It felt like being back in either Finland or Germany, with all my awesome friends there and their non ironic love of silly as fuck techno. (I remember being … Continue reading →

Posted in douchechills, eurodance, eurotrash, gay, restraining orders | 12 Comments

VON VON VON, famous Belgian rapper and pop sensation

Posted on December 8, 2009 by Sergeant D

I just heard about this dude Von Von Von who is apparently the hotness in Belgium or whatever. I thought they were more on the jumpstyle tip but I guess this is what’s happening over there right now?? I don’t … Continue reading →

Posted in eurodance, euros, posts i made while drunk, posts in the style of hipster runoff, putting a donk on it, slacks, things u don't know about yet but i do, trends, u heard it here first | 5 Comments