Category Archives: euros

the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading

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New Alan Moore Jam Inbound!!!

If there is one thing I wanted from existence, it’s for Alan Moore to learn enough about a $99 home audio recording software suite to apply the worst effect to his guitar, reveal how utterly fucking in love with his own word … Continue reading

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NEW JAMZ: Kids Can’t Fly

Do you wonna hear what it sounds like when someone does a sik mashup of Fall Out Boy and Less Than Jake? Have you ever wondered what watered down easycore with ska sounds like in terms of its unfathomable levels … Continue reading

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New Jamz: KIM PETRAS

This is Kim Petras, she’s a German teenage girl trying to be a pop star. She’s still relatively unknown, but if you listen to this chill garage band made jam I think its pretty clear she’s gotta a lot a … Continue reading

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A slutwave interlude

As a public service of the SYWH Tr00bonic Plague Immunization Program, we present some musical artists who have developed a strong immunity to srsness and tr00ness. SYWH Medical Research Laboratories work has shown that viewing these music videos is highly effective in … Continue reading

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March On, March are Jamming Like it’s 2009

Going full crab in 2012, a rare sight to behold. I don’t know much about March On, March. All I could find other than their video and a sample clip on YouTube is a Facebook page. All I know is … Continue reading

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That awkward moment when you can describe a ska punk music video as brutal

If they ever decide to go nu metal they won’t have to change a thing. When I found ELYSIUM I wasn’t sure what to expect. It’s one thing to still be jocking ska punk in 2012 but you add being … Continue reading

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When every symphonic metal cliche implodes in a perfect storm of lulziness

It’s hard to make out what the band looks like from that official promo picture since they were apparently radioactive at the time so here’s a headshot gallery from their official website: Four drag queens or four lesbians? SILENT OPERA’s … Continue reading

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Fat Kids From Foreign Countries Sing Pop Songs

One of my passions in life is laughing at fat kids. I mean, look at them jiggle when they move! What’s even funnier than a regular fat kid is a fat kid who dresses like a douchebag who’s more than … Continue reading

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Some Italians who copy NEVERSHOUTNEVER with lulzy results

Euros copying American hardcore is old news, so I’ve always wondered why they don’t branch out into copying other genres of American music. I mean, there are already a million Your Demise/Annotations Of An Autopsy/TRC “streetwear and breakdowns” bands, so … Continue reading

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