Category Archives: eurotrash

MY GEORGIAN LIFE

My father came over here from Georgia (former USSR country) many moons ago, so the following videos give me some perspective on what I could be doing in a parallel universe had my dad not emigrated and I had not … Continue reading

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Want Atrocity to notice you? Learn piano.

Look I’m sorry if this comes off as harsh but I’m in a shitty mood.  No wait, I’m not sorry. I was in a meeting from 7:30 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. with only a half hour break for lunch in … Continue reading

Posted in don't hate congratulate, epic trancecore, eurodance, eurotrash, gingers, how 2 get laid | Tagged , | 17 Comments

WHAT’S HOT IN TEEK-NIKUL DEETH-METOOL

I’m not even sure what to say about this video. It is apparently from a kids show in New Zealand, which may be home the absolute most annoying accent in the world. Erin Simpson hosts the show, and gives an … Continue reading

Posted in bree bree, doesn't compute, eurotrash, horrible accents, lolfactory, plaid mixing, probably would out of spite, teeknikul deethmetool | 5 Comments

WIGGED AND CONFUSED: GERMAN EDITION

First, I want to give a shout-out to my man (no homo) Zach at Weedsteeler.com for posting this gem. I know very little about Cunthunt 777, but I’m slowly learning that the band, whose name sounds like a screen-name or … Continue reading

Posted in disgruntled college kids, eurotrash, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, weird euro stuff, wigged and confused, wigger slam | 11 Comments

New Europop Jamz: Günther "Ding Dong Song"

I was a great fan of the original DIY Eurotrance post. It felt like being back in either Finland or Germany, with all my awesome friends there and their non ironic love of silly as fuck techno. (I remember being … Continue reading

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Guest post: DIY EUROTRANCE

It is no secret that I can be annoying. Sometimes I even get sick of myself, so I am always thrilled to have guest posts from SYWH readers. Reader Anders sent this one in and WOW… what a lolfactory! Thanks … Continue reading

Posted in diy eurotrance, euros, eurotrash, guest posts, t mills, things that make me go wat, things that make me want to do coke, things u don't know about yet but i do, weird euro stuff | 15 Comments

New Jamz: Frauenarzt & Manny Marc put a bangin donk on Miami Vice

One time on Miami Vice Tubbs was talking to these girls at a bar. He introduced himself by saying “I’m Tubbs: Tough, Unique, Bad, Bold and Sassy.” I was fucking blown away, and I am pretty sure these three Germans … Continue reading

Posted in bangin donks, branding, crunkcore, euros, eurotrash, new jamz, nu rave, wat are they saying in this video | 5 Comments