Category Archives: fat emo

(Not) Dating Punx

Posted on August 8, 2012 by chasingcoolness

I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts on the matter (re: … Continue reading →

Posted in advice, awesome shit, being old, bishes, cool stuff, crap, disgruntled college kids, do you rmbr, don't hate congratulate, dumb shit i liked a long time ago, dumpsters, easycore, embarrassing, fat emo, freaks, gay, getting nostalgic about the mid-00s, girls with low self esteem, growing up, Haterbaiting, haters, helping u understand yrself, hipster chicks, i hate humanity, kicking ppl when they are down, kids these days, mean, middle class teenagers who live in the midwest, new jersey, things that make me go wat, things that make old ppl angry, things that remind me that i am old, things u don't know about yet but i do, things you can buy at the mall, youngsters, zany things that white ppl do | 92 Comments

Fences is the Worst Band in Seattle (actually, the world, probably)

Posted on March 24, 2011 by chasingcoolness

My man Sergeant D once commented that Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay for Old Dad Hardcore kids (or something akin to that). If Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay, then Seattle’s Fences is like Travis for the flannel-wearing-shitty-tattoo-fixed-gear-bike-riding set: … Continue reading →

Posted in bands 2 watch, bands i non-ironically hate, bands who are rly into art, bands who should be kicked out of the scene, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, barf, being old, crap, disgruntled college kids, disney punk, embarrassing, fail, fat chicks, fat emo, girls with low self esteem, Haterbaiting, hipster shit, holy fuck this actually exists, is it gay, is this a joke, things i wish didn't exist | Tagged , , | 41 Comments

Fuck OLYMPIA, WA in the asshole

Posted on March 17, 2011 by chasingcoolness

I’ve spent most of my life living in Seattle proper and despite what Calvin Johnson or any other K Rec fucko will tell you, Olympia sucks balls. Here is a list of places that I would rather go to than … Continue reading →

Posted in announcements, disgruntled college kids, don't hate congratulate, douchechills, fail, fat chicks, fat emo, gay, Haterbaiting, haters, holy fuck this actually exists, why why why | Tagged | 20 Comments

Emo culture: A documentary

Posted on September 27, 2010 by Sergeant D

“In their spare time, emos go to rock concerts and write poetry. I think a lot of them play guitar and socializing with their emo buddies.” “Another thing emos like to do is wear tight t-shirts that have the name … Continue reading →

Posted in chubby british teenagers, fat emo, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, youtubes | 9 Comments

MID-00s EMO FLASHBACK: Let’s talk about losing your virginity!

Posted on August 12, 2010 by Sergeant D

Your average scene girl circa 2010 Hey everybody, my name is Ryan (that’s not a picture of me above BTW) and I do stuff on the internet under the name Student Loans for Beer Money a lot. But today I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in early onset midlife crisis, fat emo, getting nostalgic about the mid-00s | 14 Comments

Haters gon’ Hate: Ohemgee speaks out!

Posted on July 5, 2010 by eyelicker

The other day I logged on to the interweb, to be greeted by this slab of generic hater-baiting. Dear StuffYouWillHate.com, This is Boom from OhEmGee.I would personally like to thank you for your post on your website.It brightened by day … Continue reading →

Posted in fat emo, Haterbaiting, indiana, Ironic Butthurt, scene fails, ugly ppl | 6 Comments

Mountain of fat does vocal cover of Paramore

Posted on February 15, 2010 by Sergeant D

Well there isn’t much more to say about this one… wowowowowowowowow – Tanks to Javier for the link!

Posted in fat emo, i feel band for posting this but how could i resist, posts that write themselves, vocal covers | 7 Comments

WINDS OF PLAGUE FAIL

Posted on February 13, 2010 by Sergeant D

I caught Winds of Plague last night with For Today, Stray From the Path and Despised Icon. Needless to say, it was packed with tweens who wanted to mosh 4 christ in their mesh shorts and basketball jerseys, but this … Continue reading →

Posted in deathcore, fat emo, fatties, mesh shorts, mosh 4 christ, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, winds of plague | 5 Comments

WHAT DO U THINK: Why do emo girls have big butts?

Posted on February 6, 2010 by Sergeant D

I was thinking it would be cool to take advantage of technology and “make this more of a conversation.” With that in mind, I am starting a new section on SYWH entitled “WHAT DO U THINK” where I post some … Continue reading →

Posted in contemporary world issues, fat emo, r u fat, things i have been thinking about lately, what do u think | 21 Comments

A couple fat scene fails lip synching to 3OH!3

Posted on January 24, 2010 by Sergeant D

Via Strike Gently comes this disturbing montage of some fatties singing 3OH!3 songs in their bedrooms: – In the words of SOD, kill yourself now.

Posted in fat emo, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, scene fails, stupid teenagers | 2 Comments