Category Archives: FGTZ

White Knight tier-14 armor now available, +10 to Virginity (86% chance of proccing Friendzone)

Posted on July 24, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Do you ever have that blissful moment where you live your life for stereotypes, then the clouds part and light shines down from the sky and a beautiful moment happens where every douchebag prejudiced thing you believe it is magically … Continue reading →

Posted in beardo house, being stocky, fashion, fat, fat arms, fat chicks, fat ppl, FGTZ, holy fuck this actually exists, is it gay, lulzy pictures, ppl i do not want to see naked, stuff white people like, support for eugenics, white knight chronicles | Tagged , , , , | 63 Comments

DRAKE: Beta Rapper, or Most Beta Rapper Alive?

Posted on September 16, 2011 by Save Parker

Aubrey (red flag right there) Graham, better known as Drake, is a popular radio rapper as of like last year. I actually saw Drake live (to hang out with some broads) and was impressed by his solid live show. I … Continue reading →

Posted in FGTZ, gay, hip hop | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 33 Comments

And We Thought These Days Were Over: Scene Fails #BAZILLION :P

Posted on April 7, 2011 by Kenzi

Lolol, and you guys thought that the days of scene fail posts were long gone. Wrong! What did I tell ya, if something can go wrong, it will. And, I found these pics on my Facebook friends’ profiles. I’m such … Continue reading →

Posted in bad hair, can't find my sister's eyeliner, eff 4 pay, embarrassing, fail, fake boobs, fat chicks, FGTZ, i am a 20 year old girl, i feel band for posting this but how could i resist, is this a joke, scantily clad teens, scene fails | 31 Comments

BOTDF: A REAL THREAT TO THE YOUTH

Posted on January 19, 2011 by ShawnYouWillHate

I may be a bit late on this, but while everyone is saying that Skins is dangerous for teenagers to be watching I’m going to say that the video below is the real threat. I’m a very liberal person, but … Continue reading →

Posted in BOTDF, creepverts, FGTZ, is it goth?, mexis, mtv skins, neon teens, scene rapists, the new Orgy | 30 Comments

OPEN POST (Romance On a Rocketship)

Posted on June 18, 2010 by ShawnYouWillHate

One of my favorite fgtz of the year comes through with a video in which he draws Simba and daydreams in class about being straight. Produced by none-other than J.R. Rotem, who notoriously fucked Britney Spears “wheelbarrow style”. So take … Continue reading →

Posted in bands whose music I enjoy from a very safe distance, creepier than gut, FGTZ, music that sounds like the office intro, post-owl city, real pedophiles | 6 Comments

KEWL NU MEWSIC 4U

Posted on March 29, 2010 by ShawnYouWillHate

I really don’t know shit about Kerli, except that she’s Estonian, kind of scene looking in some photos, and kind of annoying musically. Clearly she’s a pop industry puppet using the Alice in Wonderland movie to breakout in America, but … Continue reading →

Posted in back then they didn't want me, bitchin summer, FGTZ, kids these days, my girlfriend doesn't understand my musical taste, new jamz | 8 Comments

VICTORY RECORDS defined 90s hardcore

Posted on March 5, 2010 by Sergeant D

The 90s are back, baby– thanks to ppl like Fight Fair’s Alex Bigman, all the cool kids want to relive the bad old days of 90s hardcore. But skramz are for posers: If any of you kids want to start … Continue reading →

Posted in FGTZ, mesh shorts, package deals, skram boss, things that make old ppl angry, vegan straightedge, x breakdowns x | 29 Comments

My angry friend reviews T Mills, all is not good

Posted on February 24, 2010 by eyelicker

Nevchrist is violent, cantankerous, homophobic, angry, and has just upgraded his no fun club subscription to “Platinum Club Lifetime Membership”. He is also my best friend. Consequently, I have plenty of fun trolling him with scene puffery, and working him … Continue reading →

Posted in brits, FGTZ, neon merch, no fun club, one ep wonders, stangry, straight bros | 17 Comments

bcuz Hot Topic is 4 poseurs…

Posted on February 10, 2010 by YeahYouKnowIt

Wowwww.. This vid was sent to me the other day on Twitter. I don’t usually pay attention to messages from ppl I don’t kno since most are either from smelly beardos still butthurt about the Judge article or oldz looking … Continue reading →

Posted in FGTZ, leashed cocks, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, posers, what u do after school when u live in the suburbs, why i luv the mall | 13 Comments

But srsly, Joe Jonas is ghey, right??

Posted on January 29, 2010 by Sergeant D

Not that there is anything wrong with that but DUDE SRSLY… – Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jonas Bros homosexual incest video above wtfffffffff – I get it– dudes joke around and “act ghey/take ghey pics” for the lulz but I know the look … Continue reading →

Posted in disney punk, FGTZ, gay, joe jonas is a homosexual, jonas brothers, not that there's anything wrong with that, ppl u want 2 69 with, twinks | 1 Comment