Category Archives: Haterbaiting

BEHOLD THE HIERARCHY..

No this isnt another post about another lame scenecore/easycore/verbthenoun band… this post is here to edumacate. Apparently, a good amount of you sywh readers seem to have a bit of a fetish for my latin/Hispanic people… I don’t blame you. … Continue reading

Posted in advice, announcements, boner factory, contemporary world issues, doesn't compute, dtf, emerging talent, FAQs, freaks, fucking euros, guerilla journalism, Haterbaiting, hella mass tight, helping u understand yrself, hot bishes, hot chicks, i don't get it, i feel band for posting this but how could i resist, i hate humanity, is this funny, is this good, jokes that nobody else thinks are funny, lolfactory, lolz, los angeles, mexis, not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, people you should run away from, poor ppl, positive message, posts that write themselves, ppl u want 2 69 with, ppl we like, PSA, puerto rican jews with tattoos of comic book characters, short but sweet, should I even be posting this, uhhhhh | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 89 Comments

(Not) Dating Punx

I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts on the matter (re: … Continue reading

Posted in advice, awesome shit, being old, bishes, cool stuff, crap, disgruntled college kids, do you rmbr, don't hate congratulate, dumb shit i liked a long time ago, dumpsters, easycore, embarrassing, fat emo, freaks, gay, getting nostalgic about the mid-00s, girls with low self esteem, growing up, Haterbaiting, haters, helping u understand yrself, hipster chicks, i hate humanity, kicking ppl when they are down, kids these days, mean, middle class teenagers who live in the midwest, new jersey, things that make me go wat, things that make old ppl angry, things that remind me that i am old, things u don't know about yet but i do, things you can buy at the mall, youngsters, zany things that white ppl do | 92 Comments

Let’s talk about El-Lay

Hola. Me llamo latinoheat. Yo soy un Angelino con orgullo. Yo tambien soy un Estado Unidense que es hispano. If you understood that then you must live in some part of California, New York, Florida, Illinois, Texas, or some lonely … Continue reading

Posted in bitchin summer, graffiti, growing up, guest posts, Haterbaiting, haters, hip hop, hipster shit, i feel band for posting this but how could i resist, indeterminate ethnicity, intellectual property rights, is it gay, is this a joke, is this funny, is this good, jargon, links, lolz, los angeles, lulzy pictures, mexis, mnstrm celebrities, not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, other than white, OTWs, overthinking stuff, poor ppl, posts i made while drunk, ppl we like, ppl who sound smart, straight bros, stuff i wrote 4 u, stuff u should know, stuff white people don't like, stuff white people like, support for eugenics, the future, the internets, things u don't know about yet but i do, unemployment, urban attention seekers, urban culture, vanity, well educated liberals, what do u think, what we think about stuff, would u hit it, youtubes | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 66 Comments

Black Metal in Tropical Countries = Never Not Funny

I just love it when kids from tropical countries try to emulate certain subcultures that originated from temperate countries like black metal (via singing about frost-bitten kingdoms and long walks in the dark forest on cold winter nights). Now, I’m … Continue reading

Posted in awesome shit, butthurt, cool stuff, doesn't compute, Haterbaiting | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 70 Comments

Ron Swanson: Ultimate Hipster AND Most Hardcore Dude Alive

If you’re a Tumblr user or a casual observant, then you know that the NBC sitcom, “Parks and Recreation” gets a ton of love and thousands of reblogs. Most people seemed to be fixated specifically on Nick Offerman’s stoic libertarian … Continue reading

Posted in bad hair, being old, blink-182, butthurt, cats, contemporary world issues, cool stuff, hardcore, Haterbaiting, tv shows for teenagers that i enjoy watching, ugly ppl | Tagged , , | 6 Comments

Fences is the Worst Band in Seattle (actually, the world, probably)

My man Sergeant D once commented that Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay for Old Dad Hardcore kids (or something akin to that). If Crime in Stereo is like Coldplay, then Seattle’s Fences is like Travis for the flannel-wearing-shitty-tattoo-fixed-gear-bike-riding set: … Continue reading

Posted in bands 2 watch, bands i non-ironically hate, bands who are rly into art, bands who should be kicked out of the scene, bands who sound familiar bc they are generic, barf, being old, crap, disgruntled college kids, disney punk, embarrassing, fail, fat chicks, fat emo, girls with low self esteem, Haterbaiting, hipster shit, holy fuck this actually exists, is it gay, is this a joke, things i wish didn't exist | Tagged , , | 43 Comments

Fuck OLYMPIA, WA in the asshole

I’ve spent most of my life living in Seattle proper and despite what Calvin Johnson or any other K Rec fucko will tell you, Olympia sucks balls. Here is a list of places that I would rather go to than … Continue reading

Posted in announcements, disgruntled college kids, don't hate congratulate, douchechills, fail, fat chicks, fat emo, gay, Haterbaiting, haters, holy fuck this actually exists, why why why | Tagged | 20 Comments

AVRIL VS. HAYLEY

Well, I think “What the hell” and the rumored boob job is enough to put Avril well ahead in my books.  I mean, we all saw Hayley topless (pass) and heard about how shitty she was with her band.  Avril … Continue reading

Posted in Haterbaiting, teenagers | Tagged , , , , , , | 21 Comments

Haters gon’ Hate: Ohemgee speaks out!

The other day I logged on to the interweb, to be greeted by this slab of generic hater-baiting. Dear StuffYouWillHate.com, This is Boom from OhEmGee.I would personally like to thank you for your post on your website.It brightened by day … Continue reading

Posted in fat emo, Haterbaiting, indiana, Ironic Butthurt, scene fails, ugly ppl | 6 Comments