Category Archives: i hate humanity

BEHOLD THE HIERARCHY..

No this isnt another post about another lame scenecore/easycore/verbthenoun band… this post is here to edumacate. Apparently, a good amount of you sywh readers seem to have a bit of a fetish for my latin/Hispanic people… I don’t blame you. … Continue reading

Posted in advice, announcements, boner factory, contemporary world issues, doesn't compute, dtf, emerging talent, FAQs, freaks, fucking euros, guerilla journalism, Haterbaiting, hella mass tight, helping u understand yrself, hot bishes, hot chicks, i don't get it, i feel band for posting this but how could i resist, i hate humanity, is this funny, is this good, jokes that nobody else thinks are funny, lolfactory, lolz, los angeles, mexis, not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that, people you should run away from, poor ppl, positive message, posts that write themselves, ppl u want 2 69 with, ppl we like, PSA, puerto rican jews with tattoos of comic book characters, short but sweet, should I even be posting this, uhhhhh | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 89 Comments

(Not) Dating Punx

I had this idea sitting in my brain box for a hot minute, but then SYWH writer/hilarious dude, jorbam, wrote the SYWH/Louie Guide to Dating Indie Girls, and I felt compelled to finish out my thoughts on the matter (re: … Continue reading

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Starve yourself to death the SCENE way

If there is anything the world needs, it’s new ways for us to feel insecure about ourselves- especially innovative ways to make young girls feel fat. OK, so maybe not. I guess that’s actually the last thing the world needs, … Continue reading

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