Category Archives: just because you have a camera doesn’t mean you should film a video

Internet = Still Comin’ Along…

Posted on March 8, 2013 by King Krakken

Fairly certain this is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I mean, I’m no rap expert, but I have a hard time imaging it as an art form sinking much lower? Some highlights: @ *the very fucking beginning* – seems … Continue reading →

Posted in bands who cant afford to use autotune live, crap, diy videos, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, youtubes | Tagged | 33 Comments

Living rooms are to tr00 pop punk as grassy fields are to metalcore.

Posted on July 26, 2012 by SAUCE

It’s never been a secret that metalcore bands generally favor moshing 4 christ and running in place in open grassy fields. It’s essentially Rap’s hanging out on ‘the block‘, Hardcore’s walking through the streets being ‘hard‘, and Blood on the … Continue reading →

Posted in bands i like, bands u can sing along to, BOTDF, guilty pleasure, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, middle class teenagers who live in the midwest, things i have been thinking about lately, Uncategorized, unemployment, what u do after school when u live in the suburbs | Tagged , , | 44 Comments

Is there a SLIPKNOT/MUSHROOMHEAD tour in the works?????

Posted on February 19, 2012 by Shiv The Impaler

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! In what could be the biggest nu metal event of 2012 this side of the new E Town Concrete song, Mushroomhead have announced on their facebook page that there are tentative plans to tour with the … Continue reading →

Posted in bands who are influenced by limp bizkit and crazytown, bands who used to be popular, death metal, evil clowns, jncos, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, novelty hats, old people, posts that aren't sarcastic | Tagged , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

Laugh At Tyler Carter Being Sensitive In The Ocean

Posted on November 18, 2011 by RandomFan

Is Tyler Carter still relevant? Meh. This video is fucking hilarious though!!!! Some of my favorite things: that scarf. the fucking piano on a beach. his “sexy dancing” his “sexy lip-syncing” 0:21-0:23 please god someone loop that. EVERYTHING. Can’t stop … Continue reading →

Posted in bad hair, embarrassing, fanboys leap to the defence, is it gay, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, ppl whose personalities transcend the bands they are in, still relevant? | Tagged , | 34 Comments

REBECCA BLACK–godamn, you haters made her famous!!!

Posted on July 20, 2011 by RandomFan

Rebecca Black is the poster girl for “Haters make me famous.” srsly. how else could such a mediocre voice/ugly chick get so much attention??? This song is basically a thank you/smack in the face to all the people who talked … Continue reading →

Posted in blatant self promotion, creepier than gut, embarrassing, girls with low self esteem, haters, is this a joke, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, lulzy videos, people who have a lot of miles on them, people you should run away from, ppl who should be ground up into pet food, shit that non-ironically sucks | Tagged | 16 Comments

Jonny Craig Awkward-Off

Posted on March 21, 2011 by RandomFan

I was gonna go with a macbook joke… but then this made me lolololololololololololol Ya know what’s awkward? Watching music videos of lead singers in and associated with Dance Gavin Dance. If you’ve seen Jonny spaz across the stage and … Continue reading →

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American Eagle-wearing tween does Afroman screamo cover

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Sergeant D

Given the massive amount of top 40 screamo vocal covers littering Youtube, it’s hard to find one that is bad enough to be noteworthy, but I’d like to think this one makes the cut. Notable elements: LOL @ his American … Continue reading →

Posted in epic screamo, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, what tweens are into | 5 Comments

Melissa Millionaire makeover video

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Sergeant D

In this video, OTW (“other-than-white”) scene queen Melissa Millionaire does a makeover on Penny, her “PA” (I am guessing this means personal assistant, but I don’t know all that Hollywood insider lingo). It’s pretty straightforward, but I do have two … Continue reading →

Posted in just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, melissa millionaire, millionaires, what teens are into, what u do after school when u live in the suburbs | 9 Comments

THE MOST EMBARRASSING VIDEO EVER MADE

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Sergeant D

Holy fuck…. you need to watch this whole video, there is way too much going on for me to even describe it. Highlights include telling haters to “put a glock in their mouth and make a brain slushie,” mentioning “all … Continue reading →

Posted in just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, photo documentation of dumb things you did in high school, stupid teenagers, what u do after school when u live in the suburbs | 16 Comments

WIGGED AND CONFUSED: GERMAN EDITION

Posted on May 12, 2010 by ShawnYouWillHate

First, I want to give a shout-out to my man (no homo) Zach at Weedsteeler.com for posting this gem. I know very little about Cunthunt 777, but I’m slowly learning that the band, whose name sounds like a screen-name or … Continue reading →

Posted in disgruntled college kids, eurotrash, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, weird euro stuff, wigged and confused, wigger slam | 11 Comments