Category Archives: merch table

MERCH TABLE: MOSHING IS DOPE

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Sergeant D
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MERCH TABLE: TERROR wall clocks out nao!!

Posted on April 16, 2013 by Sergeant D

idk who is calling the shots at the VICTORY RECORDS merch dept but gotdamn they are on some advanced shit. From the man who brought you EMMURE boxing gloves and leggings, we are proud to announce TERROR wall clocks! KEEPERS … Continue reading →

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Last chance to get a SYWH “Scene 4 Lyfe” shirt!

Posted on January 7, 2013 by Sergeant D

Follow our shirt model linh7x on tumblr and tell her she is good and lovely! #thighgap If you missed out on the SYWH “Scene 4 Lyfe” shirts the first time around, today is your lucky day. I found a bunch … Continue reading →

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Buy the DEVOURMENT “SLAM DUNK” package deal!

Posted on January 5, 2013 by Sergeant D

Mesh shorts. Basketball jerseys. Fitteds. It’s everything you need to slam dat sickness all in one box. And it starts at only $99.99!!* *wiggerish arm movements not included COP THE EXCLUSIVE DEVOURMENT SLAM DUNK PACK HERE

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Now U TOO can own an official NOxZODIAC ski mask!!!

Posted on December 13, 2012 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

Sup bros! As some of you hardcore nerds may know, one of my favorite chicago hxc bands in the past few years, NO ZODIAC, is finally coming out with their first full album, POPULATION CONTROL. Check out this teaser for … Continue reading →

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MERCH TABLE: TDWP denim vest with faux-back patch

Posted on December 9, 2012 by Sergeant D

For those who are not familiar, THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA are basically the poster children for tr00bonic plague. Their transformation from scene icons to entry-level hipster fggts has been as sudden as it is embarrassing. They used to look like … Continue reading →

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THE WONDER YEARS are publishing a coffee table book about themselves (srs)

Posted on June 15, 2012 by Sergeant D

Will it include a chapter called ‘EASYCORE EXEGESIS’ in which they explain the tr00 meaning behind the zany song titles of their old songs like “Bout To Get Fruit Punched, Homie” and “Keystone State Dude-Core”?

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MERCH TABLE: For the deathcore fan who has everything…

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Sergeant D

> ‘O u shouldn’t have, i can’t accept this its too much!!!’ > ‘Pls its nothing;;; u deserve it u have been working so hard lately and i know how much u liek UPON A BURNING BODY’ > ‘omg if … Continue reading →

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MERCH TABLE: WHITECHAPEL jumpsuit edition

Posted on May 18, 2012 by Sergeant D

Feel like they must have called the designer at like 11PM on Monday and told him they needed artwork to the printer by 9AM the following day, so he just opened up an old file (probably had to convert it … Continue reading →

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DISFIGURING THE GODDESS: new album and SYWH merch contest winners!

Posted on April 1, 2012 by Sergeant D

We are proud to announce that our bro BIG CHOCOLATE is about to drop a new album from his deathcore/slam alter ego DISFIGURING THE GODDESS. I’ve heard several of the tracks and it goes hard as fuck– fans of his … Continue reading →

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