Category Archives: new jamz

RISE OF THE NORTHSTAR prove u can be an hardstyle weaboo

Posted on June 11, 2013 by demcats

There is moshcore… and then there is EUROCORE. Most people who like to keep up with “lulzy euro hardcore” trend have probably seen a view videos by this siqq band RISE OF THE NORTHSTAR, and an older song was covered … Continue reading →

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Premiere: ENPEDESTALMENT “Dat A$$” ft Jake from DEFILER #yogapants

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Sergeant D

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS? GUESS WHO’S BACK– ENPEDESTALMENT! I am super stoked to announce the release of our new song “Dat A$$,” featuring vocals by Jake from DEFILER (the gurgles are as always by SHIV THE IMPALER of … Continue reading →

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Peep the new ABANDONED BY BEARS video

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Sergeant D

Speaking of #EZCRAB, our boys in ABANDONED BY BEARS dropped a new single/video and that shit is FIRE son! I definitely consider these guys neck-in-neck with CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK in the battle for the #ezcrab throne, and if there … Continue reading →

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The new FALLING IN REVERSE video makes me confuse

Posted on May 8, 2013 by Sergeant D

Say what you want about Ronnie Radke (he is a convicted killer and woman beater so imma say he’s probably not the world’s best human being) but he is on some next level shit. This new ESCAPE THE FATE video … Continue reading →

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The new LAKEVIEW single is the template for easycore 2.0: EZCRAB

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Sergeant D

For as much crying handwringing as I’ve done lately about easycore being on its deathbed and the rise of antiquelampcore and 50s dad haircuts and blah blah blah, I kind of lost sight of the fact that some of the … Continue reading →

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There is a band called YOLO and their singer is a hnggggggggg Mexi girl

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Sergeant D

 That spunky pose hnggggggggggggg wood cumfaint the instant she got within restraining order distance of me A bunch of people sent me this video, probably because they wanted me to make fun of it. But I’ll leave that for all … Continue reading →

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Help, the new WORLD OF PAIN is shitting bricks of pure heaviness all over me

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

WARNING: Don’t even fuckin’ think about reading any further before adorning your puffy vest San Diego bros WORLD OF PAIN have always been good at creating maximum ignorant mosh damage, but they got a new album, Improvise & Survive, coming out … Continue reading →

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The new CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK is out and o my fuk it’s so good

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Sergeant D

So the new CNCC album is out, and I think we all new it was gonna be a banger. Yet somehow it is even fucking better than I thought it would be– without a doubt one of the best ezcore … Continue reading →

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DROWNING have the best hardcore video since XIBALBA “Cold”

Posted on April 30, 2013 by Sergeant D

I have no idea who this band is, but consider me their #1 after watching this video! I feel like I should try to come up with something more witty for the intro but this is one of those things … Continue reading →

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FOREVER THE SICKEST KIDS have a new song but are out of the bootleg watch game

Posted on April 29, 2013 by Sergeant D

lol sorry about that fake watch i sold u jakes on u amirite I guess the neon pop game ain’t what it used to be, because FTSK singer Jonathan Cook got arrested the other day for selling fake Rolexes (srs). … Continue reading →

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