Category Archives: new jamz

New genre alert: SLUDGEWAVE

Posted on April 26, 2013 by Sergeant D

One of the weird things about music is that a thing isn’t a thing until someone says the thing is a thing, you know? So I was thinking, we need to come up with a memorable genre name for that … Continue reading →

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FOR THE WIN have a sweet new song

Posted on April 25, 2013 by Sergeant D

I have a long history of being the official #1 fan of a lot of B-level bands. For example, I seriously think I like 18 VISIONS more than anyone else on the planet (with the possible exception of Mick Deth). … Continue reading →

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I’m from Everett

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Sergeant D

This will most likely only be funny to those of you from Washington but omfg I can’t believe this exists. For those of you who aren’t from the NW, Everett is a crappy, depressing city about 20 minutes north of … Continue reading →

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This kid with an EARTH CRISIS face tat has a rap song about weed

Posted on April 1, 2013 by Sergeant D

So there is this kid named Scott Sparks from Orange County who as you can see from the photo above is like literally the poster child for the DYEL insta-sleeve/trendhopping tumblrbro hxc scene. He is apparently a “model/actor” (unclear what … Continue reading →

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There’s a new ADTR song, wat u think??

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Sergeant D

While I didn’t mind A DAY TO REMEMBER’s last album “What Separates Me From You,” I didn’t love it. From a commercial standpoint, I totally get why they went more #hardrock, but THIS IS ART MAN NOT A F***ING BUSINESS … Continue reading →

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The new WOE IS ME album is sweet as fuck

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Sergeant D

WOE IS ME’s brand of RnB-tinged crabcore on their first album was imo the hottest shit in the genre since the ATTACK ATTACK album. Like most fans, I was nervous when their singer Tyler Carter quit to pursue his career … Continue reading →

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The new CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK song goes hard as fuck

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Sergeant D

After hearing the members of French easycore standouts CHUNK NO CAPTAIN CHUNK talk about how they are “exploring new directions” and that their new album will “sound totally different than anything else,” naturally I was worried. After all, that’s the … Continue reading →

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the new NASTY is mind-bottling! (FFO wignorant euromosh)

Posted on March 18, 2013 by Brobi-wan-kendoebi

These pastel colors. These loose fitting pants. These obtuse angles of hat wearing. These lulzy shirt designs. THESE TOMS. Is proto-scene the next thing for euros to jock?? Belgian eurocore bros NASTY have been around the euro hardcore scene for … Continue reading →

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PRESTIGE is my favorite NWHC band (that isn’t rly hardcore)

Posted on March 17, 2013 by Sergeant D

Bonus points for having not one but TWO minorities in the band– not even sure what breed of OTW the singer is. I am guessing flip but idk?? #diversity As much as I love hardcore as a culture, I’ll be … Continue reading →

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All new pop-punk bands should sound like ABANDONED BY BEARS

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Sergeant D

This might be the nicest lyric video I’ve seen in forever– big ups to whoever animated it! If you are like me, you wrote off all Swedish music as either weak, ghey melodeath or weak, ghey indiepop. And you would … Continue reading →

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