Category Archives: nice kids i would chill with

Introducing the metalcore equivalent of Tr00 Pop Punk Girl

All the bands on this tour are gonna be taking a shower at your house We’ve all made Verb the Noun band name jokes before, so I’m glad this dude steps it up with something you don’t hear as often: … Continue reading

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VIDEO OF A BAND LOOKING STUPID WHILE PRACTICING [via DEMOLISHER]

One-time nominee for heaviest band in the universe, windy city moshers Demolisher have unfortunately broken up. They signed to Century Media early this year, things were looking up, but maybe the pressure got to them. We may never know. What … Continue reading

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NEW ISMFOF is ________ ?

I never really understood the appeal of I Set My Friends On Fire.  The time Sarge and I saw them live it was these two OTW’s playing non-sensical riff salade´, and some metal dork on drums.   Naturally, kids were … Continue reading

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BANDS 2 WATCH FOR: Slick Ross

As NPR said a year ago, I am widely considered the world’s foremost expert on crunkcore. I’d also like to think I know talent when I see it, and I definitely think up-and-coming crunkcore MC Slick Ross is a cut … Continue reading

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