Category Archives: no fun club

Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors beware… ur in for a scare)

Dictionary.com defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself, “where did all the awesome scene music that I enjoy today come from? What are … Continue reading

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The Dumbest Common Reasons Why People Hate on Bands and the Types of People They Stem From

Let’s be real for a second: hating on bands is pretty pointless. Now is the time when a bunch of people just thought to themselves “you could say that anything is pointless… you writing this article is pointless!”. Okay smart-ass, let … Continue reading

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are you a TRUE pop punk rocker? (quiz inside)

http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_well_do_you_know_pop_punk                                                ): brb crying myself to sleep

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What was it like to be a cool person in hardcore 10-15 years ago? – The Historiography of Sass

The internet is having a weird influence on hardcore.  Every day, thousands of kids who weren’t even old enough to be in kindergarten when I first started going to shows are scouring the internet for the most obscure shit no … Continue reading

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Who are the kings of TUMBLRCORE??

If you’ve been on Tumblr lately, you’ve probably encountered the typical stuff that the “alternative youth” (mostly dictated by teenage girls with mild to severe cases of Special Snowflake Syndrome) is into lately… lots of floral print, soft grunge vinyl, meaningful lyrics … Continue reading

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are pop punk elitists the most annoying type of music fan?

I’ve always loved pop punk for the reason that it didn’t matter if you could name 50 bands off the top of your head or if you were super knowledgeable about the history of the genre – it was just … Continue reading

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