Category Archives: old people

Scientific Proof That Hardcore Punk Evolved Into Scenecore (record collectors beware… ur in for a scare)

Dictionary.com defines evolution as “any process of formation or growth; development”. We see evolution EVERYWHERE. Not just in plants and animals, but in art too. Do you ever think to yourself, “where did all the awesome scene music that I enjoy today come from? What are … Continue reading

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Dinosaur Emo Band “American Football” Reunites

Residents across the United States were awakened early yesterday morning by several loud noises. This of course was the sound of Tumblr collectively ejaculating all over themselves when the band “American Football” announced that they were reuniting. I know what … Continue reading

Posted in bands who are just ok, bishes, emo revival, old people | Tagged , , , | 54 Comments

Let’s Talk About HENRY ROLLINS

So with 2013 rolling in, people may be wondering how they adapt to this strange new year. The answer, of course, is that we should just look back and say, “man, can’t believe we made it through 2012, bro, that … Continue reading

Posted in being old, dumb shit i liked a long time ago, embarrassing, famous gays, hxc war stories, mnstrm celebrities, old people, people you should run away from, ppl who sound smart, ppl whose personalities transcend the bands they are in, real punk, things that make old ppl angry | Tagged , , , , , | 93 Comments

Straight Outta Junior High’s last show is tonight :’(

The band Straight Outta Junior High has held a place close to my heart since I was a dumbass middle schooler who thought a song named “Boner” was hilarious. Now I’m 21 and still think “Boner” is funny as hell. … Continue reading

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Stuff You Shouldn’t Hate: Golf

Sup Brokozunas?  I’ve read SYWH since its inception (read: metal obsessed fggt who jocked MI and followed Srg. over to SYWH) but have only recently made it a point to be actively involved with replies and the forum since it … Continue reading

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ITT: Old grindcore musician discovers trend 3 years after it peaks

  I’m not sure what my favorite part of this is. I can’t decide if it’s funnier that he’s just now discovering crabcore, or that he spelled it “crab core metal core”. Does he refer to his band as a … Continue reading

Posted in bands whose music I enjoy from a very safe distance, crabcore, lulzy pictures, old people | Tagged , , , , , , , | 162 Comments

Is there a SLIPKNOT/MUSHROOMHEAD tour in the works?????

    BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! In what could be the biggest nu metal event of 2012 this side of the new E Town Concrete song, Mushroomhead have announced on their facebook page that there are tentative plans to tour with the … Continue reading

Posted in bands who are influenced by limp bizkit and crazytown, bands who used to be popular, death metal, evil clowns, jncos, just because you have a camera doesn't mean you should film a video, novelty hats, old people, posts that aren't sarcastic | Tagged , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

Why Today is Better than Yesterday

Reading my posts, especially the HXC History/Do U Remember ones, you could def. get the impression that I’m some kind of oldfag that sits around nostalgic about the past – but nothing could be further from the truth! (well, the … Continue reading

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DO U REMEMBER – THE DEAD KENNEDYS??

When I think early ’80s American punk, the one band that comes to mind is the Dead Kennedys. If you were into punk/hxc back then, being familiar with DK was basically de rigueur – even if you were not a … Continue reading

Posted in bands i like, bands who used to be popular, being old, cocaine, get off my lawn, lulzy videos, old people, old shit, oldz, punx | Tagged , , , , , | 53 Comments